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November 7, 2013 @ 05:17 AM
Ekong

Post: 566

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Toronto

Yo whattup bros. so ya boy met this chick this past summer at a concert. This chick is a straight dime feel me, cute ass white girl with blues eyes and blonde hair. Ma looks like she's straight from an ambercrombie and Fitch catalogue. So Im sitting down minding my own business and she starts talking to me. I can tell shes feeling me or whatever so I get the digits and continue talking. Anyways I ask her how old she is and shes like shes 17. Im like fuck bruh im turing 20 and this broad is still in HS.

So HB, what would you do? 

Update: Aight fam, so ya boi hit it cause she turned 18, pussy was on point.
November 7, 2013 @ 05:20 AM
Gwyn

Post: 667

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: 253|562|954

17 year olds are still immature though, obviously you aren't looking for a relationship. Umm I'm a bit confused on how y'all met, and why aren't you getting college pussy?

"..wearing the usual, because why would i bother wearing something else?" - bill

November 7, 2013 @ 05:22 AM
shnoosetheboose

Post: 798

Join Date: Aug 2012

age of consent in Toronto is 16 = fair game = get it breh

edit: also wondering why you aren't getting college pussy tho
November 7, 2013 @ 05:22 AM
truuuchainz

Post: 616

Join Date: Jul 2012

you're askin a question with a real obvious answer 
November 7, 2013 @ 05:25 AM
Ekong

Post: 566

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Toronto

17 year olds are still immature though, obviously you aren't looking for a relationship. Umm I'm a bit confused on how y'all met, and why aren't you getting college pussy?
I went to a private college for audio engineering  with like 50 people and 10 of them are girls and none of them are attractive. Im trying to make trips out to college towns soon.

But ya i met her at a concert 
November 7, 2013 @ 05:33 AM
ToMuchMayo

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Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

let yo dick cook
November 7, 2013 @ 05:47 AM
Ruthless

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Join Date: Oct 2012

Lmao at vol. Need pussy

Let me see those downvotes

November 7, 2013 @ 06:50 AM
Based Boy

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"imma fuck that hoe in the ass whodie"

-Caterpillar
November 7, 2013 @ 07:35 AM
Don Francisco

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Join Date: Jun 2012

Pics doe     
November 7, 2013 @ 08:33 AM
drbazing

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November 7, 2013 @ 10:34 AM
Pantic

Post: 3842

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

The universal rule is half your age +7 so you're in the clear. And you round down too so 1 more year to fuck HS bitches. Honestly have no remorse when it comes to fucking yung bitches, one day it will be too late and you wont forgive yourself for passing on all that 17 year old pussy when you are smashing saggy 30 year olds. /no jacobsever the whole post
November 7, 2013 @ 02:25 PM
kidsmooves

Post: 285

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: US

Keep talking to her till shes 18 then fuck her on her bday. Meanwhile get college pussy
November 7, 2013 @ 03:08 PM
SonOfRise

Post: 2951

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

Me and my friends were talking about this yesterday. 
This is what I think. Wait till she's 18. Because if you get in trouble man that's a felony and what not, also on the high school side of things people will talk shit about you behind your back saying why can't he just get college girls and stuff. They might even talk about how much of a whore and stuff that girl is. 
I think you should just wait till she's legal. 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

November 7, 2013 @ 03:17 PM
bugzzz

suspended

Post: 967

Join Date: Oct 2012

Location: Canada

My nigga u go back a cpl decades yo pops coulda married that bitch. fuck her in the ass whodie.
November 7, 2013 @ 03:34 PM
MuffinsNightmare

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Location: The Crime Labyrinth

@Pantic

Where they do that at? +=+-+-=+

I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS. #NoPromo #NoFearGang #AntiMuffinMovement

November 7, 2013 @ 03:56 PM
YoungRizal

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Location: Sauga...905

I was once told by a man this:

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed - Jacob Server

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November 7, 2013 @ 04:07 PM
Pantic

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Location: cold north

Denmark, we start young and stay young cool
November 7, 2013 @ 04:19 PM
adoboFosho

Post: 2996

Join Date: Apr 2007

I was once told by a man this:

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed - Jacob Server
thought it was

If there's grass on the field, play ball! - Jacob Server

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November 7, 2013 @ 04:26 PM
Black Samurai

Post: 399

Join Date: Sep 2013

You clearly don't want to do it if you came here for advice 
just pump and dump don't tell her too much about you 
take a quick video when hitting it from the back 

Don't Shoot Pimpin'

November 7, 2013 @ 04:27 PM
MuffinsNightmare

Post: 3513

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: The Crime Labyrinth

You clearly don't want to do it if you came here for advice 
just pump and dump don't tell her too much about you 
take a quick video when hitting it from the back 

I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS. #NoPromo #NoFearGang #AntiMuffinMovement

November 7, 2013 @ 04:50 PM
dmwalking

moderator

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Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

I have a feeling I'm a catch hate for this but I say go with two things: first, go with your state law.  If the law says she's too young, she's too young.   Second, go with your gut.  If she makes you feel like you're a creeper, don't do it.  But you're barely past your teens and she's nearly out.  

There was a time I kept a summer piece that was 18 when I was 26. LOL.  

I know then people will be like, "oh, you can't get women your own age?"   Yes, of course I can.  When I was 17 I had a gf that was 28.   It's not so much about age as it is about.....damn, shorty was just that damn bad.  I mean, imagine you meet a girl that looks like your favorite celebrity crush.  Looks like she's 20, acts like she's 20.  Turns out she's 18.  WTF you're just gonna give up on it over a couple years?  Nah b.  

I would advise against wifing her. But if it's just a physical thing, have fun.

Last name Ever, first name Worst Mod

November 7, 2013 @ 05:23 PM
Paul_Noir

Post: 97

Join Date: May 2009

^haha i was on the same boat. I was 25, she was 18. I just moved back into town after college. I took a break before even starting to look for a job and partied all summer. By that time, my younger cousins were old enough to drink and girls would come around. This one shorty came and I was really feelin her. Got invited to her 18th birthday party and smashed. At least I made sure she was 18.

We hooked up whenvever her parents left town which was pretty often. We even got caught a couple of times when her parents came home. They even made us breakfast B. It caught up to me, we were like a couple for a year, I started catching feelings, and doing relationship type shit. The next summer after her birthday, she was being distant and got with another dude. Watch out for young girls nowadays, they got more tricks up their sleeves than houdini.

When in doubt, Fap it out...-Paul_Noir

November 7, 2013 @ 07:16 PM
(G)TRAP

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Join Date: Jun 2008

if she a virgin smash mah nigga ! i dont  want dat refurbished pussy
November 7, 2013 @ 07:38 PM
veryrareandbased

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Location: Where Drake be at

go eat that fresh ass.

and post pics in here & Jb thread,

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

November 7, 2013 @ 07:59 PM
Soul Rize

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Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

pipe and wipe my nigga.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

November 7, 2013 @ 08:23 PM
totalespionage

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Location: DMV

Just beware OP, that young pussy will fuck a niggas head up. Just smash and keep it moving.
November 7, 2013 @ 09:27 PM
TommyGearWaves

Post: 16

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Just beware OP, that young pussy will fuck a niggas head up. Just smash and keep it moving.
Realest shit on HB
November 7, 2013 @ 09:28 PM
TheAlphaMale

Post: 75

Join Date: Oct 2013

Women hit their prime around 16-21 (srs)

You'd be an idiot not to smash a hot16 or 17 year old just because of some bullshit morals society has ingrained in you
November 7, 2013 @ 11:14 PM
straight2hell

Post: 407

Join Date: May 2012

Women hit their prime around 16-21 (srs)

You'd be an idiot not to smash a hot16 or 17 year old just because of some bullshit morals society has ingrained in you
QFT....dat medium rare, fuck medium well or well done

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November 7, 2013 @ 11:26 PM
(G)TRAP

suspended

Post: 3666

Join Date: Jun 2008

Women hit their prime around 16-21 (srs)

You'd be an idiot not to smash a hot16 or 17 year old just because of some bullshit morals society has ingrained in you
jacob we in diss

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