I've been looking at titty pics and porn since like 4th grade. We have DirecTV and used to get all the movie channels like HBO, Cinemax, Stars, etc when I was younger. Well one Friday night I was up late after watching that "cartoon cartoon fridays" block that used to come on Cartoon Network in the late 90s/early 2000s downstairs in the living room after my parents had went to bed. I was bored flipping through the channels when I came across some soft core porn on Cinemax; I still remember this shit like it was yesterday HB fam. There was some blonde chick with big ass titties getting railed on an office desk by some dude but they didn't show any penetration or oral. I've had a computer in my room since about that time and would occasionally search netscape (you an OG nigga if you know what this is) for boobs all the time and just sit there rock hard not doing anything lmao. Ya'll younger niggas on here don't know how good you have it, back in the day of 56K dial-up niggas had to wait 2 minutes to load a fucking picture. Watching videos was out of the question, that shit would take hours to buffer. However, once I realized you could see naked women on TV, my life was changed. A nigga got low-key addicted to watching that shit until I came across the holy grail of porn for a kid - the playboy channel.
Now all the good shit like this and the spice network were pay per view which I didn't really understand at the time so when the box would pop up asking if I wanted to buy a certain program (usually a 1 or 2 hour block) for $9.99 or whatever, I would just go ahead and press ok on the remote. Looking back is like:
I mean, damn son...I don't know what the fuck I was thinking back then fam. I remember this happened in April of 2000 and I spent a total of $200 in one month on porn. Yeah you read that shit right, $200. On porn.
When the bill came at the end of the month my parents obviously knew what was up and confronted me about it but I just played that shit off and told them a friend did it smh. That nigga got banned from the house for life. They definitely knew I was lying and were hella pissed I spent $200 on hardcore porno vids but didn't punish me too much because I really didn't know better at the time. After that I stuck to late night Cinemax/HBO and those girls gone wild commercials that used to come on Comedy Central late at night.
Fast forward to 6th grade, so 2002ish. Now I'd been watching porn for two years at this point but had never even thought to touch my meat to it. One day I was sitting at home horny as fuck and bored so I broke down and purchased an hour block of porn from the playboy channel on my parents dime which I still regret to this day. It was a regular ass hardcore porno but at the end I seen something I had never before. The dude started fapping in an attempt to jizz on this girls face and I was hella horny so I was like "damn son, I'm bout to try that shit too" and started jacking off for the first time. At this point my mind was blown and I was like:
After about 30 solid seconds of beating it I had my first orgasm and a lil bit of semen dribbled out. Immediately after finishing I started feeling mad guilty about jerking off, turned off the tv, and told my parents that I had tried to order a movie to watch but accidentally picked a porno (my dumbass thought they'd buy the story). I didn't try masturbating again for a couple of weeks but after the second time I was hooked.
I got a lot of masturbating stories if ya'll wanna hear em. This thread has potential.