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October 3, 2013 @ 06:07 PM
nat turner

Post: 1716

Join Date: Jul 2008

Man my first time jerkin it was cuz ppl would always talk about it at school. Bout 7th grade I was in.

I felt weird after the first load and didn't do it again for months. after those few months of not doing it, i tried again and was hooked. I used no porn. we had 56k back then so no porn really. all imagination like the old days.


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October 3, 2013 @ 06:26 PM
ToMuchMayo

Post: 629

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

Thread has potential
October 3, 2013 @ 06:40 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2003

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

dang foreall i remember my first time like yesterday. It was back when xzanga w/e was big. i was i believe in 6th grade at home and i asked my cousin Stanley whats a lesbian and he was like go look it up . and i was like how do you spell it. I spelled it on xzanga  and some profile pictures popped up of some full naked girls. i was somehow naturally attracted  and somehow got off on my own. i remeber there was a pic of some fat bitch that scarred my eyes naked named bacon_lesbian_103.smh but yea  i started off on lesbians porn cuz i though it was homo just to look at a guy naked back then. girl on girl action cool

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

October 3, 2013 @ 06:43 PM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

there's mayo comin out off my penis b  

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

October 3, 2013 @ 07:27 PM
undercoverism

Post: 453

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: San Francisco

fuck i remember the tip of my dick hurting so bad as soon as i busted a nut... i was like 11 years old and that shit hurt all day it felt like i pissed out kidney stones. i was scared to try it again but i did it the next week because i was bored and it was to my surprise very magical. @Soul Rize word xanga was the first time i ever seen hardcore nudes
October 3, 2013 @ 07:38 PM
NeoGohan

Post: 89

Join Date: Oct 2010

Location: San Diego

i was 12 and was watching The Girls Next door with them playboy models and was thumbing my dick til i busted all over my tv stand then got scared cause i thought i peed everywhere was a pain to clean everything up
October 3, 2013 @ 08:06 PM
Bet

Post: 2090

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

In 7th grade we were doing thumb wars, some kid came up to me and said, "1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war, 5,6,7,8 this is the hand I use to masturbate." The whole group was like suprised then he told us what jerking off was. Went home searched up boobies or what ever on google images and it all started from there. 
October 3, 2013 @ 08:10 PM
playboyxxx

Post: 909

Join Date: May 2011

Location: naw

i was like 11/12 and i was watching the first harold and kumar. the scene when that ugly niggas bitch tells them they could fuck her came on and the bitch showed her titties which was like the first movie titties i seen by myself. started fapping till i came then got a weird feeling in my stomach

pink like hamilton

October 3, 2013 @ 08:12 PM
unoedoe

Post: 341

Join Date: Jul 2012

"1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war, 5,6,7,8 this is the hand I use to masturbate."
October 3, 2013 @ 09:10 PM
Based Boy

Post: 1216

Join Date: Feb 2013

i remeber jackin off when i barely even busted a nut (like 1 drop)
when i was in 4th or 5th grade

-Caterpillar
October 3, 2013 @ 10:44 PM
cuh

Post: 530

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Scrillville, CA

damn i was young as fuck.. i remember i experimented putting my dick in everything lmao. busted my nut for my first not knowing it was suppose to happen, i dun freaked and didnt know who to turn to at the time. 
October 3, 2013 @ 10:50 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5231

Join Date: Feb 2009

there's mayo comin out off my penis b  

best post here.
October 3, 2013 @ 11:01 PM
Captain Al

Post: 1653

Join Date: Feb 2013

no lie... i googled "how to masturbate"

5th grade. i was SUPER good at reading, used to be a book head fam.

reading this book; 


it's lowkey a HS level book. 

so there's this sexual scene where it's descriptive as hell, the main character is talking about fucking this chick. and the author is going into hella detail.
i just got horny and i started beating to that shit fam. i was in my room and i busted all over my blankets,

i was scared fam. 

a book was my first time fam. 

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October 4, 2013 @ 12:27 AM
meFLOW

Post: 1774

Join Date: Dec 2010

i remember stopping before i busted the first time because i thought my dick wuz breaking or something 

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October 4, 2013 @ 12:44 AM
DykeTyson

Post: 99

Join Date: Aug 2013

Location: Mount Trillamanjaro

Jacked off, busted a nut, then nothing was the same..

Security breach in my butthole got damn.

October 4, 2013 @ 12:45 AM

Inactive

The first time I came... well thinkin back on it it was jus a lot of precum that had came out

I was jus watchin porn in my room sittin on the edge of my bed and shit. Guess I had my cock out lol.

When I saw the precum I was jus like "finally "

Oh and when I first tried to masturbate I did it soft didnt kno how the shit worked jus heard bout it from my homie who got in the porn game early that nikka was fappin in like 5th grade puttin me on on bangbros in gr 7 and shit. i used to fap to the bangbros trailers

dis thread is lowkey nostalgic. now im a pro at this fap shit tho
October 4, 2013 @ 12:49 AM

Inactive

i remember befo i learned about fappin i used to jus watch porn and jus lay there wit my dick hard . i was like in gr 4 watchin that shit every night while everyone slept. if i heard noise i was quick with the remote .

im surprised i never got caught even once in my porn career... or so i think
October 4, 2013 @ 12:56 AM

Inactive

In 7th grade we were doing thumb wars, some kid came up to me and said, "1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war, 5,6,7,8 this is the hand I use to masturbate." The whole group was like  then he told us what jerking off was. Went home searched up boobies or what ever on google images and it all started from there. 
October 4, 2013 @ 01:08 AM
slammedb5

Post: 116

Join Date: Jun 2011

I remember the WB always played Girls Gone Wild promo commercials late at night and that was my only access to porn videos since I only had 56k internet.
October 4, 2013 @ 01:19 AM
Bishop Don SpacePimp

Post: 2851

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: Ether Mansion


I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS.

October 4, 2013 @ 01:48 AM
inFAMXS

Post: 53

Join Date: Apr 2013

Yo swear to
God first time was back in 7th grade my moms just got me a PSP (Yea OG nigga)
and I would stay up all night looking at porn and shit but I wouldn't jack off
cause I aint even know that shit was possible so I was stuck with my shit rock
hard for like HOURS NIGGA So I did this for like 2 weeks until I got fed up and
was like "I gotta do sumthin about this shit" So I noticed how at the
end of the porno the nigga would bust on the bitch face so I was like "Ima
try this shit" Man I must've busted AT LEAST 10 times that night Shit changed my life bruh *sheds tear*
October 4, 2013 @ 02:47 AM
champagne papi

Post: 517

Join Date: Aug 2013

Location: dmv

felt like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis. everything after it has been a disapointment

Team #1059

October 4, 2013 @ 03:09 AM
Bobby Trill

Post: 64

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: United States

I've been looking at titty pics and porn since like 4th grade. We have DirecTV and used to get all the movie channels like HBO, Cinemax, Stars, etc when I was younger. Well one Friday night I was up late after watching that "cartoon cartoon fridays" block that used to come on Cartoon Network in the late 90s/early 2000s downstairs in the living room after my parents had went to bed. I was bored flipping through the channels when I came across some soft core porn on Cinemax; I still remember this shit like it was yesterday HB fam. There was some blonde chick with big ass titties getting railed on an office desk by some dude but they didn't show any penetration or oral. I've had a computer in my room since about that time and would occasionally search netscape (you an OG nigga if you know what this is) for boobs all the time and just sit there rock hard not doing anything lmao. Ya'll younger niggas on here don't know how good you have it, back in the day of 56K dial-up niggas had to wait 2 minutes to load a fucking picture. Watching videos was out of the question, that shit would take hours to buffer. However, once I realized you could see naked women on TV, my life was changed. A nigga got low-key addicted to watching that shit until I came across the holy grail of porn for a kid - the playboy channel.



Now all the good shit like this and the spice network were pay per view which I didn't really understand at the time so when the box would pop up asking if I wanted to buy a certain program (usually a 1 or 2 hour block) for $9.99 or whatever, I would just go ahead and press ok on the remote. Looking back is like:



I mean, damn son...I don't know what the fuck I was thinking back then fam. I remember this happened in April of 2000 and I spent a total of $200 in one month on porn. Yeah you read that shit right, $200. On porn.



When the bill came at the end of the month my parents obviously knew what was up and confronted me about it but I just played that shit off and told them a friend did it smh. That nigga got banned from the house for life. They definitely knew I was lying and were hella pissed I spent $200 on hardcore porno vids but didn't punish me too much because I really didn't know better at the time. After that I stuck to late night Cinemax/HBO and those girls gone wild commercials that used to come on Comedy Central late at night.

Fast forward to 6th grade, so 2002ish. Now I'd been watching porn for two years at this point but had never even thought to touch my meat to it. One day I was sitting at home horny as fuck and bored so I broke down and purchased an hour block of porn from the playboy channel on my parents dime which I still regret to this day. It was a regular ass hardcore porno but at the end I seen something I had never before. The dude started fapping in an attempt to jizz on this girls face and I was hella horny so I was like "damn son, I'm bout to try that shit too" and started jacking off for the first time. At this point my mind was blown and I was like:



After about 30 solid seconds of beating it I had my first orgasm and a lil bit of semen dribbled out. Immediately after finishing I started feeling mad guilty about jerking off, turned off the tv, and told my parents that I had tried to order a movie to watch but accidentally picked a porno (my dumbass thought they'd buy the story). I didn't try masturbating again for a couple of weeks but after the second time I was hooked.

I got a lot of masturbating stories if ya'll wanna hear em. This thread has potential. 
October 4, 2013 @ 03:18 AM
playboyxxx

Post: 909

Join Date: May 2011

Location: naw

Yo, the PSP and Girls Gone Wild late night block on Comedy Central were definitely revolutionary to fap life

pink like hamilton

October 4, 2013 @ 03:28 AM
offensive-commenter

Post: 514

Join Date: Feb 2013

i remember my first time. i had a boner and just tried to calm it down and then splat. and i remember my reaction. it was "da fuck??"
October 4, 2013 @ 04:03 AM
boobytrap

Post: 18

Join Date: May 2013

"Yo am I pissin clear?"
October 4, 2013 @ 04:10 AM
nat turner

Post: 1716

Join Date: Jul 2008

Whole lotta good stories. Whole lotta real niggaz. Ahahah good thread OP

http://pureandgood.tumblr.com/ IG: thevictoryspeech

October 4, 2013 @ 05:42 AM
jacobsever

Post: 1742

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Peoria, IL

Jerked off for a while before I even came. Like, I'd have an orgasm, but nothing would come out at all.
Then one night I had a sex dream and woke up with some jizz in my undies. 

October 4, 2013 @ 07:54 AM
Rekuso

Post: 1478

Join Date: Jan 2011

Location: nyc

before i first jerked off, I was watching mad softcore porn, like those girls on dailymotion with huge tits.

then in 8th grade, my friend was talking to me about it, so i went home and watched this hitomi tanaka video (still remember the specific video haha). after i rubbed my shit mad slow for a minute, i came and got pretty scared. it got all over my underwear and pajamas, and as i was taking a shower afterwards i told myself to never do it again. 

but then come next day, i thought about it and it's been  ever since

http://instagram.com/quinnrekuso

October 4, 2013 @ 08:03 AM
Pierce

Post: 613

Join Date: Jun 2012

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Why do I have an erection?

IG: _pierce


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