typical "I shit myself story".Same thing was about to happen to my bro on his first day of HS in freshman year also, we were walking in the parking lot and all of a sudden, his whole body language and face just changed and he just said, "I really have to take a shit, like really bad and right now." I was kinda mad at him and said to him in an annoyed tone, "this is really happening on the first day of school?" and he said nothing and was standing all awkwardly. I walk into the office so he can shit in the Nurse's office bathroom because it is the cleanest bathroom and its a one room bathroom, so privacy and everything is all perfect then as I set foot into the office, he all of a sudden, grabs me by the shoulder and stops me, and says, "I don't have to shit anymore." Me being confused, I ask him if he is sure he doesn't have to go shit, and he nods his head in agreement, so I said,"okay..." and introduce him to my friends and shit but all of a sudden I saw him ditch me and walk off to the office really fast and in my head I say godamn it so I didn't bother to follow him. after about 20 minutes or so we go to our advisory classes then we go to an assembly to introduce the new freshman and the seniors that will graduate this year. 30 minutes into the assembly I see my brother walk in to the assembly all late and shit looking like a dumbass and he sits in the bleachers with the freshman, people thinking that's me and shit also cuz we look alike lol but after the assembly was over he found me in passing period and ran up to me all excited and happy and said to me, "I did it!" and I ask him how and he went to the office and asked to use the bathroom and the counselor lady was cool with it and said yea. So we went on with the school day and at the end of the day we go to our advisory class for the last 15 minutes of school so we can make sure schedules are correct etc then the bell rang and I walked to the front of the school where I met up with my bro. He told me he didn't go to advisory because the counselor saw him walk out of PE and called him into the office and said to him, "If you ever need to go to the bathroom because you have "stomach nervousness" then we need to make up a secret word so you can let me know next time." my bro said, "Oh, alright." and he was wearing a Supreme hat that day and she asked, "What does your hat say?" and he said, "Supreme." and she said, "Well if your stomach is not feeling good then come to the office and say,"My stomach is not feeling so Supreme." lmfao so the secret code word to say he gotta take a shit really bad is Supreme, not really an L but a funny story
first day of freshman year in my high school. Ate some weird shit for breakfast that had my stomach weak af. Tried to hold it in from 1st-3rd period until I said fuck it, imma take a shit. So i run down to the boys restroom, but right before I get into a stall, I shit myself. There I was standing, my 1st damn day of high school and I shitted myself, and it was in my favorite boxers too . So I stashed the shitted boxers into the toilet cover containers in the stall and left. Next period a friend came up to me and was like "Where's the poop?", I responded by saying "How'd you know I shit my pants?!" Turns out he was referring to a HIMYM tv episode that aired the night before. yupp he told everyone that I shit my pants afterwards too.