that was blackbeiber lolany og members remember the story about the dude who shat himself on the subway and it got in his boots
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Yeah, never got those pants back now that i think of it.I manage to move my head to see my crush pegging my virgin butthole with a little
dildo. shocked and in buttpain I try to get my phone outta my pocket but I threw up all over my a.p.c. denim and pass out. woke up the next morning in her car with pink pajama bottoms and a gausepad in my ass.
this is some seriously traumatic shit man jesus
dying at the subtle apc reference though
Not me but too funny to not share..
Sitting in the waiting room at the doctor's office, when this middle-aged man walks in. He goes up to the receptionist, they talk for a bit, and then she hands him a cup and tells him that they "just need a sample." So the guy turns to walk towards the bathroom, but stops in his tracks.. He looks real confused, doing that shit where you kinda turn your head to the side and put your thinking face on. He stands there like that for about 30 seconds, then finally walks into the bathroom.
About 15 minutes later this dude walks out of the bathroom with a cup full of semen.. He walks up to the receptionist, and she goes ".. We need urine.."
This is fucked up, but good for you to ignore the bitch.This happened when I was in 8th grade in middle school and we had to practice square dancing with a partner in PE so I just picked this girl and she started laughing and looking at her friend and whispering to her and I lowkey was feeling the girl but as time passed by I was walking past her and her group of friends and I heard them talk about me and pointing/looking and I heard, "You know I think he likes you and you would make a cute couple," and she says, "Eww I heard he is Vietnamese and they are fucking gross." The bitch was Chinese and her fucking friends were giggling at me as I walked by; shit got me feeling sad and angry in the inside cuz the shit was racist and she embarrassed me in front of her friends behind my back and I didn't do shit about it. after that moment I avoided the hoe and it made me angry seeing her smile and talk with her friends. Shit destroyed my confidence and my sense of racial pride at that age but I lived in an area that many blacks/Hispanics live in so I got used to the racial jokes and shot back at them and didn't give a fuck and made me stronger as a person, but if any of yall never ever had that feeling of someone humiliating you just because of the way you are, it really fucking hurts
lmao that shit reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho5qitxmShMlol imma have to read the rest later. but..
In like 7th grade I was getting ballsier skating on stairs and loading docks. I had just got a new Jimmy Greco deck, and at the time i was short as fuck. This deck went damn near up to my belly button. I had just got this shit gripped by some new black magic grip tape.. either way i was skating in my back yard, my deck had only a 2 stair i used to fuck around on. Something went wrong and the board just kicked up and i got hit in the nuts. I have been credit carded before, but my feet didnt even hit the fucking ground. I was frozen in the air, popsicled. upright with some hang time for what felt to be 3-5 seconds. i fell, my brother and homie laughed and left me outside like any regular skate injury. My shit still hurt so i limped my broke ass upstairs and passed out for about an hour. woke up to piss, groin still hurt. i look down, and right where the rubber meets the road, where the balls connect to the leg, there was a deep laceration. in hindsight, definitely needed to get stitches, but i sterilized it and bandaged it together. it healed perfectly, had my doctor, Dr. Wang check it out. She referred me to a Urologist, also named Dr. Wang that said everything was cool. Anyways I walked funny for a few weeks and the joke became for my friends to say shit about having one nut in public just making it awkward. RIP to big L
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so instead of tucking it up against the waist with your pants you just walk across the room like burgundy huhOriginally posted by Inactive UserBiggest L i took was at a doctors office.
I was waiting for my name to be called and all of a sudden i pop a boner.
Not even 30 seconds later the nurse says my name and i'm like fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i try to ignore her and the bitch just says my name louder so i'm like fuck it yolo.
I walk across the room and i can feel the stare from the nurses and when i look at them they were all smiling and giggling.
Shit was embarrassing fam
You just described every black girl in London bLoool i'm 19 and the only time i've known someone to shit themselves is guy who was drunk passed out on the floor at a party. I seriously can't comprehend how it happens to people, especially so many on HB alone. There must be some laxatives or something in the water over there haha (i'm from UK). As far as the biggest L i've taken...hmmmm...
At a high school party, the first time i ever really approached a girl. There was this girl i really liked. Mixed race, smallish tits which i like and a very nice ass. In my opinion she was the best looking girl at there and she looked shy, which i also like.
Throughout the night we made eye contact a couple of times and smiled at each other so i thought she was feeling a nigga. We were like 3/4 of the way through the night so i decided i had to make a move soon. I waited till i caught eye contact again then i winked at her (it was cool and normal back then) then she started laughing/smiling in a good way. So i started walking over there all confident, slight pout (once again, it was cool then) looking like i do this shit everyday. Btw when i do anything for the first time i like to act like i've done it before, whether it's driving, sex, whatever. As i was walking towards her, i noticed her friends giving me the typical uptight black girl 'this nigga ain't shit, i hope he ain't coming over here' look. Man oh man i hate these bitches, cock blocking their friend coz a nigga ain't approached they ugly ass. And unless you're 6'4, a perfect 10 and appear to be guaping, you ain't winning them over any time soon. But anyway, i tried not to let it fuck up my steez so i went over there anyway. I asked her to dance, she said yeah and we danced for like a solid hour. No lie, the whole time her fucking friend were giving me some disguisting look the whole time, if they weren't busy laughing. Come to think of it, those are the times you need a wingman to distract these bitches. Unfortunately my boys were pros and by then were working on their own bitches. Near the end of the night i asked for her number and if she wanted to go out sometime and she said yeah. She even gave me a little kiss goodbye. As soon as i left her, her friends ran over to her like she was a Chilean who just got out the mine.
So a couple days after, i text her. I was like 'Hey, it's ____. I met you the other day at ____'s party'. She replied and said she doesn't remember me. I cried. Then she started telling people that she did it cause she felt sorry for me. I cried more. I'm sure her friends said some shit about me to make her say this stuff.
That ruined my confident for very a long time. The most fucked up part was that i knew she liked me! Actually nah, the worst part about it is that she's really winning now and her parents are rich as fuck.
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