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July 27, 2013 @ 07:39 PM
Black Donald Trump

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i got a invited to a video interview for a pretty great job, which i have to complete in the next 4 days. 

its through this site called sparkhire, basically they ask you questions and you do skype style vids of you answering them and send them back. you can playback and re-record as many times as you want.

i feel pretty well prepared for the interview, but i need to figure out how to make myself stand out from the crowd. 
any suggestions?
July 27, 2013 @ 07:42 PM
Fedora Overlord

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wear tophat.






close thread.
July 27, 2013 @ 07:42 PM
Black Donald Trump

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pretty good, pretty good
July 27, 2013 @ 07:43 PM
Black Donald Trump

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i was thinking of painting one of my ears blue and just not saying anything about it
July 27, 2013 @ 08:07 PM
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July 27, 2013 @ 08:12 PM
It's Only Hype

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Send the link to this thread after you get hired
July 27, 2013 @ 08:14 PM
awhitehippy

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i was thinking of painting one of my ears blue and just not saying anything about it
Do it. Do something subtlety spontaneous and people will remember you. That blue ear idea is a good one. People will watch that interview and ask why you had a blue ear and since curiosity has to be fed, they'll do some research and find you. You'll get some publicity from that. 

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July 27, 2013 @ 08:29 PM
chief

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take notes from the king


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July 27, 2013 @ 08:33 PM
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Hire Tracy to do it for you

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July 28, 2013 @ 12:53 AM
KingJedidiah

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i thought u said spankwire
July 28, 2013 @ 01:50 AM
suparise71

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Hire Tracy to do it for you

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July 28, 2013 @ 07:12 AM
Fitch

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^Do something like that. There's another part of that episode where instead of a 7 year old he uses a guy saying things purposely trying to hurt his chances. It's funny as shit, I can't find it though.
July 28, 2013 @ 08:13 AM
012796

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take notes from the king

holy fuck this shit is gold ahahahaha
July 28, 2013 @ 09:53 AM
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i was thinking of painting one of my ears blue and just not saying anything about it
do it and please report back or leave a dildo somewhere in the bottom right corner and really far away. 

Play lil b in the background 

Hire Tracy to do it for you
guaranteed hire.

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July 28, 2013 @ 12:57 PM
2 Phone Shawty

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wear a box logo

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July 28, 2013 @ 01:07 PM
Bishop Don SpacePimp

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Make it look like someone is robbing your house when you do it.
Have them lay you on the ground and have the computer just go blank.
Then call them later that day and say you got cleaned out but you still want the job.
Get on that sympathy powermove. 
You'll be hired on the spot.cool

I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS.

July 28, 2013 @ 01:43 PM

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Have your girlfriend walk by naked randomly a cpl of times. If the interviewer is a guy ur chances of getting the job will greatly increase.

Have your mom or someone act like your mom yell stuff at you and then yell back "STFU MOM! IM GOING A FUCKING INTERVIEW FOR GODS SAKE!" and then have em say "asshole..." and then look their way like youre gonna say something but don't and continue the interview.
July 28, 2013 @ 02:00 PM

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Only wear a shirt. The interviewer will assume ur completely dressed but then at some point slightly get up from the chair to grab a paper or a drink or something and let him see just enough so he knows that you dont have pants or boxers on but not enough so he thinks u just slipped up and didnt mean to let him see.
July 28, 2013 @ 11:57 PM
TASK

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Do the interview while your taking a shit
July 29, 2013 @ 12:03 AM
awhitehippy

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take notes from the king

Holy crap. I have no idea how that interviewer didn't fucking lose it lmfao. I mean I heard occasional forced attempts to hold back his laughter but if I were in his position I would've have been dying.  

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