The OFFICIAL REGRETTABLE COP THREAD (Vol. Who is the Worst w/ Wallet Edition)

July 10, 2013 @ 05:13:37
I'm fully aware there's a recent purchases thread, but there's nothing like buyer's remorse, eh friend?


Normally I'm really careful with my wallet and take utmost care to buy clothing I can see myself wearing frequently. However, since April, I've made three huge blunders that I simply can't get my head out of.


#1 - Patent black JS Wings

I figured I was still young enough to pull these off and I had an Adidas gift card at the time so it didn't seem like such a big deal. Nothing gets you going like Asian tumblr bitches, and nothing gets them going like stuff they reblog endlessly, right? I picked these up as a present to myself and have worn them 3 times since.

Total investment thus far - $249.50


#2 - Polka Dot Bowtie

Got invited by a bunch of Tumblr bitches to a house party where everyone had to a wear a bowtie (dress codes at house parties now. The only place I could think that sold them was American Apparel. After walking out $36 (36 for a bowtie, really poorer, I felt more awkward than B. Sales at an Abercrombie & Fitch end of season sale. Did get the dome that night, but just ended up going without it.

Total investment thus far - $285.50


#3 - 40 oz. "Givenchy Inspired" Snapback

Happened to be in Kith/Atrium shopping w/ a female best friend and none other than Ronnie Fieg himself is behind the register. My friend decides she doesn't want the Doc Martens we had come for and I see RF staring me down like I burned one of his shitty collabs. Not wanting to take the L in front of this huge waste of talent, I grabbed the first hat I could find (my bawks logo was looking a little beat) and gave him $45 of my own money for it and walked out. It's currently sitting I'm the back of my closet and I havent worn it yet.

Total investment - Somewhere over 300


I'm not liking this pattern, but I sure as hell know some of you own Pyrex hoodies and LV backpacks amirite.


P.s. About 30 swagfags tried to fight me in the Adidas Soho store since I had gotten the last pair of shoes they were all desperately searching for. $250 L is actually a minor W.


TL;DR - Please help me validate my terrible decision making and addiction to tumblr pop ass :/
July 10, 2013 @ 05:15:22
your boring,

- Tracy Jackson
July 10, 2013 @ 05:23:43
your boring,

- Tracy Jackson
You're*, man.

Seems like whatever education you've been paying for has been a regrettable purchase.
July 10, 2013 @ 05:38:01
i bought trukfit smh

lurking since 2012

July 10, 2013 @ 05:42:03
i bought trukfit 
need to see them receipts or you defiantly sucked a nigga's dick  

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

July 10, 2013 @ 05:48:50
SMH at Jeremy Scott shoes. Literally wearing shoes made and authorized by a confirmed homo. $40 bucks you're either Filipino, some other Asian race, or hispanic.
July 10, 2013 @ 06:15:02
SMH at Jeremy Scott shoes. Literally wearing shoes made and authorized by a confirmed homo. $40 bucks you're either Filipino, some other Asian race, or hispanic.
Be a bro and send that 40 through PayPal. Mom is black as it gets and pops is from Porto Alegre.
July 10, 2013 @ 06:24:39
OP was too long & didn't even read, so I'll just answer with my most regrettable cop: any ice cream that I bought for the girls back in grade school. Fuck that simpin' ass version of me, I never got no play back in the day even when I paid for their fucking Carvel's. The difference between then and now... Is that I don't buy bitches anymore Carvel's.
July 10, 2013 @ 07:14:02
SMH at Jeremy Scott shoes. Literally wearing shoes made and authorized by a confirmed homo. $40 bucks you're either Filipino, some other Asian race, or hispanic.
Be a bro and send that 40 through PayPal. Mom is black as it gets and pops is from Porto Alegre.
Sorry, I arbitrarily define Brazilians as hispanic even though they're not. All bets are off. 
July 10, 2013 @ 07:35:56
Seems like an interesting idea.
July 10, 2013 @ 12:47:27
I bought 400 dollars worth of shoes and sold them for about 200

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

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July 10, 2013 @ 20:20:44
dead at the RF anecdote 

"huge waste of talent" blushing

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

July 11, 2013 @ 01:24:06
I paid $440 for some white supreme blazers. Don't regret the purchase, but I knew I could have spent less money on the specific shoe. I was hunting for months and then I just gave in

WTB Henny Jersey sz S-M Supreme Vans 9.5-10.5

July 11, 2013 @ 01:44:31
you don't like ronnie fieg but him staring you down makes you give him money? who really took the L?
July 11, 2013 @ 01:45:19
Paid for these $200 Beats Pill. I haven't opened them, might need to sell them soon.
July 11, 2013 @ 02:05:08
your boring,

- Tracy Jackson
You're*, man.FKRMGK OYU BORING EINIAGSGRNIONWQA CRIWESRCFHIRGSEIUVDXN

Seems like whatever education you've been paying for has been a regrettable purchase.
F

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July 11, 2013 @ 02:51:50
all obey merchandise
July 11, 2013 @ 03:10:09
lebron 8 solar red
half the shirts in my closet.

im an idiot.
July 11, 2013 @ 03:18:35



narsha.narsha.narsha

July 11, 2013 @ 03:24:46


Looks like MTV won't stop at rotting society then.
July 11, 2013 @ 03:34:34
anyone who buys a box logo
fuck u nigas man
July 11, 2013 @ 05:36:41
H&M x Margiela shoes, got them for like $65 but god they suck
July 11, 2013 @ 05:48:12

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your boring,

- Tracy Jackson
You're*, man.

Seems like whatever education you've been paying for has been a regrettable purchase.
July 11, 2013 @ 06:25:03
Some pomegranate weird guys. 
Wore them 3 times. 
July 11, 2013 @ 13:55:40

mrw opening box of first supreme purchase
July 11, 2013 @ 19:59:25
i remember copping the nylon snakeskin and the black tarpon camp last year. lol i like them though, but i guess ya'll would call that an L.

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

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July 11, 2013 @ 20:37:20
Ronin Parka. The shittiest fit ever lmao.
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