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June 30, 2013 @ 08:09 PM
iAmSofaKing

Post: 1512

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

Reused tissue with semen in the garbage after fapping. Didnt wanna go upstairs to get toilet paper all messy

For Sale: Large Navy Supreme Floral Polo WTB: Medium Black Supreme Roses Football Top

June 30, 2013 @ 09:37 PM
shakintheD

Post: 2371

Join Date: Jul 2009

when i was like 7 we were trying to re-enact counter strike so i picked up a rock and threw it like a grenade and it hit this nigga straight in the forehead. he cupped his hands over it and as soon as he took it out, blood came gushing out. my grandpa fixed him up but i never saw him after that.

also made one of my niggas cry daily in the first grade because he would always show me his new yugioh cards and end up "loosing" them later sad
June 30, 2013 @ 10:37 PM
feelings

Post: 221

Join Date: Jun 2012

when i was like 7 we were trying to re-enact counter strike so i picked up a rock and threw it like a grenade and it hit this nigga straight in the forehead. he cupped his hands over it and as soon as he took it out, blood came gushing out. my grandpa fixed him up but i never saw him after that.

also made one of my niggas cry daily in the first grade because he would always show me his new yugioh cards and end up "loosing" them later
The most fucked up thing I did was when I was in the 1st grade I would make fun of some faggot kid for not knowing the difference between "loose" and "lose"
June 30, 2013 @ 10:50 PM
Villain™

Post: 824

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Gold House

found out my old roomy was paying 250 for a half of purp. lmfao.

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

June 30, 2013 @ 10:55 PM
Bishop Don SpacePimp

Post: 3213

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: With Jlaw's Publicis...


I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS. #NoPromo #NoFearGang #AntiMuffinMovement

June 30, 2013 @ 11:42 PM
teefsweat

Post: 175

Join Date: Jun 2013

^
June 30, 2013 @ 11:42 PM
teefsweat

Post: 175

Join Date: Jun 2013

^
July 1, 2013 @ 12:03 AM
GW

Post: 288

Join Date: May 2008

when i was like 7 we were trying to re-enact counter strike so i picked up a rock and threw it like a grenade and it hit this nigga straight in the forehead. he cupped his hands over it and as soon as he took it out, blood came gushing out. my grandpa fixed him up but i never saw him after that.

I'm going to hell for this, but this shit had me weak
July 1, 2013 @ 12:08 AM
malik58

suspended

Post: 742

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: in kylie jenner ass

That reminds me, earlier this past schoo year some chick gave me some Reggie ass weed, like u could see the seeds except them shuts looked like popcorn kernels. So I sold it to a freshmen for $45 and told him the seeds were "hash balls" and that if he put me on his bowl, he'd get high af on just that alone. Lmao nigga was willing to pay more too

snapchat ;) malikk58 send me dirty pics :hah: :seanshrug:

July 1, 2013 @ 12:11 AM
malik58

suspended

Post: 742

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: in kylie jenner ass

Also stole my cousins blue eyes white dragon action figure cuz that hoe came with a shiny ass card and before I left my grandmas house that nigga was crying trying to look for it so I just dipped out of there fast af


Stole my friends Yu-gi-oh cards that came with the ticket to the movie that came out in theaters a long ass time ago....nigha was mad as fuck

snapchat ;) malikk58 send me dirty pics :hah: :seanshrug:

July 1, 2013 @ 12:22 AM
________

Post: 844

Join Date: May 2012

i think my aunt knows i smoke now
i didnt expect her to stop by my house. i was smoking when i heard knocking at the door. i was using a toilet paper roll with the dryer sheets inside and blowing outside my window. i put my pipe in a box and put it under my bed. she came inside my room but didnt mention anything. yall think she smelt it? it would be the worst because shes been giving me money and helps me out a lot
July 1, 2013 @ 12:28 AM
malik58

suspended

Post: 742

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: in kylie jenner ass

My aunt knew I smoked^^^

My cousin got caught and she had a talk with him and somehow it came up that I did it too and when he told me I was pissed. She was cool as hell about she just said dont do anything stupid while high and focus on school basically shit like that. Idk if she smelt it I've never done that dryer sheet technique ima try that one out though

snapchat ;) malikk58 send me dirty pics :hah: :seanshrug:

July 1, 2013 @ 01:56 AM
Soul Rize

Post: 2062

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

back when i was into death note. in 8th grade. made this girl go out with this guy that really liked her. only for this one moment that  after science class i'd meet up with her a little bit outside her class in the direction that guy usually walks in. Told her to head out first after breaking up with him and we made out straight in front of him with me giving that nigga  a straight stare stare into his soul. (deathnote days lol) and he ran crying . aww man... feels bad... but phases happen jafeel?  

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

July 1, 2013 @ 04:00 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2691

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

I stabbed my cousins Yu gi oh god card the red dragon one. It was like a snake looking one. Because he stole a shit load of my cards because we'd play ''pink slips'' but he cheated a lot and I got pissed and stabbed it once and marked it with marker and blamed it on my sister.

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

July 1, 2013 @ 07:55 AM
zzzboy

Post: 2311

Join Date: Apr 2008

you fucked with slifer the sky dragon?  nigga is you tryin to induce the wrath of the egyptian gods?
July 1, 2013 @ 09:15 AM
chief

Post: 6713

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

in college there was a church a block away from our place that left their doors open for homeless people i'm assuming...

one night we leave the bar and are walking back at like 2am, we walk into the church, both my friend and I black out while in the church...

we wake up the next day with a 4 foot tall wooden statue of the saint mary in our living room

•••

July 4, 2013 @ 11:21 PM
malik58

suspended

Post: 742

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: in kylie jenner ass

I thought you were going to fuck her in the end ^^

snapchat ;) malikk58 send me dirty pics :hah: :seanshrug:

July 4, 2013 @ 11:38 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2378

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Damn some fucked up shit has gone down. 
July 5, 2013 @ 12:31 AM
SpyroTheFire

Post: 8

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: Snorkeling with your...

The most fucked up shit I ever done was jerk off on a fuckin bus... of course I might be lying but you dont know that... LMAO
July 5, 2013 @ 12:32 AM
SpyroTheFire

Post: 8

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: Snorkeling with your...

I was like 13 and this neighbor female around the same age told me she was concerned because all her female friends have had their periods but her, we used to call her chicken legs too... and a few days went by then she started fighting with me telling me some bullshit... So i went home did a drawing of a chicken with the same school uniform she used and it said "My name is Mary and i haven't had my period" then i made like 10 copies of the drawing and post that shit all over the neighborhood even at the mini market that was at the corner...
The bitch ended up going to a psychologist thanks to this shit.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD SHIT
July 5, 2013 @ 12:34 AM
SpyroTheFire

Post: 8

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: Snorkeling with your...

you fucked with slifer the sky dragon?  nigga is you tryin to induce the wrath of the egyptian gods?
LMAO
July 5, 2013 @ 12:35 AM
SpyroTheFire

Post: 8

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: Snorkeling with your...

Also stole my cousins blue eyes white dragon action figure cuz that hoe came with a shiny ass card and before I left my grandmas house that nigga was crying trying to look for it so I just dipped out of there fast af



Stole my friends Yu-gi-oh cards that came with the ticket to the movie that came out in theaters a long ass time ago....nigha was mad as fuck
Lol we all stole yugioh cards back then 
July 5, 2013 @ 12:59 AM
012796

Post: 477

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Los Angeles, CA

SpyroTheFire you trying to rack up that post count breh
July 5, 2013 @ 02:11 AM
Fonze

Post: 638

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Oakland, CA

I'm telling you bruh them kids were fucked up already

No trauma or pain was inflicted onto them that day
Shut yo guilty ass up. Tryna make yourself feel better and shit. Fuck outta here.
July 16, 2013 @ 03:10 PM
joeyflvcko

Post: 52

Join Date: Jun 2013

found out my old roomy was paying 250 for a half of purp. lmfao.
LOL now thats fucked up
July 16, 2013 @ 03:21 PM
Master dan

Post: 52

Join Date: Jul 2013

Several years ago, I was working at an accounting firm doing financial

statement audits in L.A. Pretty good experience but boring work for the

most part. After a couple years of doing this, and seeing the ins and

outs of Hollywood, I began to see where there was real money to be made.

In my audits, I saw the the bank that the TV execs and producers were

making. True, they worked very long hours, but I did have occasion to

meet with them, and it definitely did not seem to be rocket science.

Only years later did I find out why they spent so many hours at the

office.


I left the accounting firm and went back to school to become a

television producer, so I too could earn a fortune doing seemingly easy

work. I teamed up with another newcomer to the field, and we began

looking for a good opportunity to produce something that would give us

our start. After a few months, some writers we met with a few times

came to us with a script about a hillbilly girl that doubles as a rock

star. Seemed like a sh!tty plot to me, but my agent urged me it had

promise, so I pursued it.


We began the casting process. Pretty mediocre talent the first 10 or so

through, and I was beginning to think we were going to have to go with

sh!tty talent to go along with a sh!tty script, and this thing was sure

to fail.


The next girl comes through the door, and I immediately sat up a bit.

Young, but undeniably cute with star appeal. But also with an

appearance of innocence. All things that fit the role. Behind her

stands her father, who I immediately recognized as an ex-music star.

"Take real good care of my daughter, you hear," he says, and walks out

the door.


She reads her lines, and I immediately feel this could possibly be the

girl that is chosen, but I was not certain. The lines weren't quite

perfect, but something was there, for sure. Then I thought, she needs

to get further into the role for me to be certain. So I gave her the

blonde wig that would be used in her rock star role. She reread the

lines, and I don't know if this girl was bi-polar, schizophrenic or just

bat sh!t crazy but the second she put that wig on she changed. Now,

not only did she have star appeal and an innocence about her, she had

flat out sex appeal. She read her lines to perfection, with a sex

appeal I knew the camera would love.


After she finished her lines, she walked slowly and seductively toward

me. "Is that how you like it?" she asked, while gazing upward into my

eyes. I responded, a bit uncomfortably, "Yeah, yeah that was great.

Perfect, actually."


"Great," she said. "I guess there's probably only one thing left, huh?"

she said. She reached out and grabbed the button of my pants. I was

initially stunned, and couldn't react quick enough to stop her. "Wha . .

wait," I began to say, but by that time my button was undone and my

zipper was down. I was just about to put a complete stop to it, when

her father burst in.


"Oh, I see she passed the line reading," he says, with a grin on his

face. I thought he was going to kill me or threaten to sue me, but no,

he seems to be laughing about this. But I still had my scruples, so I

said, "I don't know what's going on, but this is ending right here."

Her father immmediately changed his tone, and ran at me and threw me up

against the wall. "Look here, boy. You better not disrespect my

daughter and make her think she's not pretty enough to have a guy stick

his dick in her mouth when she flat out put it out there for him. You

can give us this part or not, but this is going to happen."


Apparently, he was experienced enough in how this business operates from

his entertainment past, and groomed his daughter to fit the mold. And

also apparently, he thought I was experienced enough in the game to know

these sordid rules. Little did he know I had no idea what was going

on. I frantically raced for a way out in my mind, but all I could think

of was that I could definitely make a good argument that I was forced

into this, and probably had the bruise marks on my arms and neck from

the father to prove it. So I let things proceed.


She took off her shirt and cupped her developing but flawless breasts in

her hands and slowly wrapped her tiny lips around half of my cock.

While she was working her mouth down on it steadily, she was definitely

struggling. Her full lips strained to fit around the shaft. When she

finally swallowed the entire length, she groaned from her chest and

bobbed slightly.


As young as she was, she never forgot to look up and keep eye-contact

with me even as her hands slid down from her own tits and under her

skirt to quickly drag a small white thong down and off.


I started the day think I was the big confident producer casting these

young probably scared sh!tless girls, and here I am feeling like a shy,

uncertin virgin. This girl took complete control of the situation.


I was getting close to cumming and thought this would put a quick end to

things. But right at that moment she took my throbbing cock out of

her mouth.


Yep, she knew exactly what she was doing. She ditched her skirt then

scooted onto the bed on her back and spread her legs. She was either

naturally bare or was shaved completely bare. Her tiny glistening sex

was a perfectly smooth and pink invitation. Seconds ago wanting this to

be over, I paused only long enough to finish getting my pants off and

quickly slid on top of her.


I eased into her, I still wasn't able to be forceful in this situation

yet. She shifted and pulled her legs up very high, limberly hooking them

over my shoulders. Yep, flexible and eager. Damn youth.


For the next half hour, her father watched me make love to his daughter.

She shivered through three separate and very satisfying-looking orgasms

before I groaned with my own release. I assumed this was finally over,

but by this point, I was beginning to not want for that so much.


But we weren't done.


After a few minutes of catching our breath, she slipped herself off the

bed and began agressively sucking on my cock again. She stroked it like

a pro at the same time as violently sucking on it. This appeared to be

some cue for her dad. He began to walk over, unbuttoning his pants.

She raised her backside, turned, and bent herself forward at the waist

with her upper body on the bed. She swished her little bubble butt

temptingly.


"C'mere daddy, I don't think he's ready for this other hole."


My eyes slowly widened.


Her dad did not hesitate. He simply stood and moved behind her and then

gave her just what she asked for, pressing himself into her ass with no

more than a nod. She whimpered at the invasion but didn't move away.

Worst of all, the bastard was good at it, judging from the very happy

groans she made over the next ten minutes while at the same time sucking

at my throbbing rod wildly. I'm certain from how comfortable they both

were with this, that it was not the first time it happened.


We all came at roughly the same time, and I sheepishly and quickly got

dressed, as my mind was now racing with how weird this whole thing had

gotten. I said thank you and that we'd be in touch. Of course she got

the part and became a big star.


But I could not live with what had been done. Perhaps this was

commonplace in the business, but it was never going to be acceptable to

me. I quit my job within a month, and everyone had to wonder why,

seeing as I had just scored a big deal with this new show for a big

cable channel.


Every time I turn on reruns and see the scenes where she puts on the

blonde wig, I know the girl that she is changing into. I can see it in

her eyes and hear it in the lines she reads. It sickens me and I am

disgusted by the world that lets this happen. But I also almost always

end up in front of my television set, with my cock covered in vaseline,

trying the replicate the feeling that she gave me that day
July 16, 2013 @ 03:34 PM
Fibrelight

Post: 1545

Join Date: Nov 2011

July 16, 2013 @ 04:34 PM
joeyflvcko

Post: 52

Join Date: Jun 2013

Several years ago, I was working at an accounting firm doing financial


statement audits in L.A. Pretty good experience but boring work for the


most part. After a couple years of doing this, and seeing the ins and


outs of Hollywood, I began to see where there was real money to be made.


In my audits, I saw the the bank that the TV execs and producers were


making. True, they worked very long hours, but I did have occasion to


meet with them, and it definitely did not seem to be rocket science.


Only years later did I find out why they spent so many hours at the


office.


I left the accounting firm and went back to school to become a


television producer, so I too could earn a fortune doing seemingly easy


work. I teamed up with another newcomer to the field, and we began


looking for a good opportunity to produce something that would give us


our start. After a few months, some writers we met with a few times


came to us with a script about a hillbilly girl that doubles as a rock


star. Seemed like a sh!tty plot to me, but my agent urged me it had


promise, so I pursued it.


We began the casting process. Pretty mediocre talent the first 10 or so


through, and I was beginning to think we were going to have to go with


sh!tty talent to go along with a sh!tty script, and this thing was sure


to fail.


The next girl comes through the door, and I immediately sat up a bit.


Young, but undeniably cute with star appeal. But also with an


appearance of innocence. All things that fit the role. Behind her


stands her father, who I immediately recognized as an ex-music star.


"Take real good care of my daughter, you hear," he says, and walks out


the door.


She reads her lines, and I immediately feel this could possibly be the


girl that is chosen, but I was not certain. The lines weren't quite


perfect, but something was there, for sure. Then I thought, she needs


to get further into the role for me to be certain. So I gave her the


blonde wig that would be used in her rock star role. She reread the


lines, and I don't know if this girl was bi-polar, schizophrenic or just


bat sh!t crazy but the second she put that wig on she changed. Now,


not only did she have star appeal and an innocence about her, she had


flat out sex appeal. She read her lines to perfection, with a sex


appeal I knew the camera would love.


After she finished her lines, she walked slowly and seductively toward


me. "Is that how you like it?" she asked, while gazing upward into my


eyes. I responded, a bit uncomfortably, "Yeah, yeah that was great.


Perfect, actually."


"Great," she said. "I guess there's probably only one thing left, huh?"


she said. She reached out and grabbed the button of my pants. I was


initially stunned, and couldn't react quick enough to stop her. "Wha . .


wait," I began to say, but by that time my button was undone and my


zipper was down. I was just about to put a complete stop to it, when


her father burst in.


"Oh, I see she passed the line reading," he says, with a grin on his


face. I thought he was going to kill me or threaten to sue me, but no,


he seems to be laughing about this. But I still had my scruples, so I


said, "I don't know what's going on, but this is ending right here."


Her father immmediately changed his tone, and ran at me and threw me up


against the wall. "Look here, boy. You better not disrespect my


daughter and make her think she's not pretty enough to have a guy stick


his dick in her mouth when she flat out put it out there for him. You


can give us this part or not, but this is going to happen."


Apparently, he was experienced enough in how this business operates from


his entertainment past, and groomed his daughter to fit the mold. And


also apparently, he thought I was experienced enough in the game to know


these sordid rules. Little did he know I had no idea what was going


on. I frantically raced for a way out in my mind, but all I could think


of was that I could definitely make a good argument that I was forced


into this, and probably had the bruise marks on my arms and neck from


the father to prove it. So I let things proceed.


She took off her shirt and cupped her developing but flawless breasts in


her hands and slowly wrapped her tiny lips around half of my cock.


While she was working her mouth down on it steadily, she was definitely


struggling. Her full lips strained to fit around the shaft. When she


finally swallowed the entire length, she groaned from her chest and


bobbed slightly.


As young as she was, she never forgot to look up and keep eye-contact


with me even as her hands slid down from her own tits and under her


skirt to quickly drag a small white thong down and off.


I started the day think I was the big confident producer casting these


young probably scared sh!tless girls, and here I am feeling like a shy,


uncertin virgin. This girl took complete control of the situation.


I was getting close to cumming and thought this would put a quick end to


things. But right at that moment she took my throbbing cock out of


her mouth.


Yep, she knew exactly what she was doing. She ditched her skirt then


scooted onto the bed on her back and spread her legs. She was either


naturally bare or was shaved completely bare. Her tiny glistening sex


was a perfectly smooth and pink invitation. Seconds ago wanting this to


be over, I paused only long enough to finish getting my pants off and


quickly slid on top of her.


I eased into her, I still wasn't able to be forceful in this situation


yet. She shifted and pulled her legs up very high, limberly hooking them


over my shoulders. Yep, flexible and eager. Damn youth.


For the next half hour, her father watched me make love to his daughter.


She shivered through three separate and very satisfying-looking orgasms


before I groaned with my own release. I assumed this was finally over,


but by this point, I was beginning to not want for that so much.


But we weren't done.


After a few minutes of catching our breath, she slipped herself off the


bed and began agressively sucking on my cock again. She stroked it like


a pro at the same time as violently sucking on it. This appeared to be


some cue for her dad. He began to walk over, unbuttoning his pants.


She raised her backside, turned, and bent herself forward at the waist


with her upper body on the bed. She swished her little bubble butt


temptingly.


"C'mere daddy, I don't think he's ready for this other hole."


My eyes slowly widened.


Her dad did not hesitate. He simply stood and moved behind her and then


gave her just what she asked for, pressing himself into her ass with no


more than a nod. She whimpered at the invasion but didn't move away.


Worst of all, the bastard was good at it, judging from the very happy


groans she made over the next ten minutes while at the same time sucking


at my throbbing rod wildly. I'm certain from how comfortable they both


were with this, that it was not the first time it happened.


We all came at roughly the same time, and I sheepishly and quickly got


dressed, as my mind was now racing with how weird this whole thing had


gotten. I said thank you and that we'd be in touch. Of course she got


the part and became a big star.


But I could not live with what had been done. Perhaps this was


commonplace in the business, but it was never going to be acceptable to


me. I quit my job within a month, and everyone had to wonder why,


seeing as I had just scored a big deal with this new show for a big


cable channel.


Every time I turn on reruns and see the scenes where she puts on the


blonde wig, I know the girl that she is changing into. I can see it in


her eyes and hear it in the lines she reads. It sickens me and I am


disgusted by the world that lets this happen. But I also almost always


end up in front of my television set, with my cock covered in vaseline,


trying the replicate the feeling that she gave me that day
 is this how hannah montana came to be
July 16, 2013 @ 05:04 PM
chief

Post: 6713

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

When I was younger and Pokemon cards were all the rage, my dad came home with three booster packs. One for me, my brother and sister. My sister probably gave the least shits about the cards so of course she opens hers up and there's a Charizard, the holy grail of Pokemon cards at the time. At this point I knew I had to acquire this card.

I start offering her trade after trade and I think she can see how badly I want this thing so she's just holding on to it. Then I drop a game changer. Probably out of both frustration and manipulation tactics, I did something that was almost a sure fire guarantee to get me that card. 

Ya boy started to cry.

My sister started to feel bad cause I acted like I wanted this card so much (but really I did). So in the end I ended up trading her a Kangaskhan and a couple other cards to acquire the glorified Charizard

•••

July 16, 2013 @ 07:38 PM
eidaow

Post: 1148

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: canada

bought fake shit at flea market , and sold them shits at school for like double the price I paid for them, niggas thought they shit was real.
I sold these geeks at school some oregano on the regular, they thought it was weed

Middle school me and my best friend was shoplifting in ingles somebody called the cop and when we got outside the cop told us to stop, we stopped but my friend was in front of me a little bit, then I jetted on his ass, next day in class I told everybody and they laughed at him.we still cool though
lmao i sold this guy a bunch of oregano and passed it off as shake, dude smoked like 3 bowls of it and told me he aint feel nothing. i would never pull some shit like that now.

~ h a n s u m ~


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