If you have kids, what is one life lesson you want them to know?

June 02, 2013 @ 20:51:07
Treat her like a prostitute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgpD-Ey11MQ
June 03, 2013 @ 00:11:39
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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nah but seriously though, my life lesson to them would be
bapa had the funniest ether of all time
June 03, 2013 @ 00:41:15
I'd tell them to always wear a condom and practice safe sex so that they don't end up on prescription drugs for the rest of their short lives
June 03, 2013 @ 01:16:49
Just because she dances go-go, that don't make her a ho-no.
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