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April 20, 2013 @ 11:41 AM


Imma be at the mall today and imma be hollarin at hoes

Gimme some pick up lines(HB themed or not) and ill let u kno if i got digits and other details

p.s. this is for fun this isnt an askin fo help thread
April 20, 2013 @ 01:28 PM

Post: 3480

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

ill buy you a box logo,
insta-cawp da bitch

nah but forreal doe just be yourself, talk friendly at first than attempt to rape
April 20, 2013 @ 02:20 PM


Post: 3666

Join Date: Jun 2008

do you wana see my box logo
April 20, 2013 @ 03:04 PM

Post: 3255

Join Date: May 2009

bumped the simp thread for you

April 20, 2013 @ 03:26 PM

Post: 755

Join Date: Oct 2012

Location: 313

Excuse me, you don't look like you're getting enough vitamin D from the sun. I have just what you need. Would you like to come back to my house to get some? 

Pretty Young Thug

April 20, 2013 @ 03:31 PM

Post: 926

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: SJ

do you need an inhaler

cuz you got ass ma
April 20, 2013 @ 03:37 PM

Post: 3255

Join Date: May 2009


use that one, guaranteed pussy

April 20, 2013 @ 03:56 PM

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

since we're both attractive, why haven't we banged yet? 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

April 20, 2013 @ 04:19 PM

Post: 3405

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

You got some pretty ass shoulders girl. It's a shame my dick ain't on it.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

April 20, 2013 @ 05:07 PM

Post: 1521

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: north america

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Thank me later 

be careful what you pretend to be

April 20, 2013 @ 05:15 PM

Post: 204

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: internet

my dick died...

can i bury it in yer ass?
April 20, 2013 @ 06:33 PM

Post: 1949

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: UK

"OP is a faggot"

hb weindis "No wonder drake makes love songs. Seeing all these 10's around toronto. damn. Just gained alot of dislike for my city."

April 21, 2013 @ 06:57 PM
Captain Al

Post: 1722

Join Date: Feb 2013

is ur dad a baker

cause ur baked

tumblr: Instagram: @bankpaper

April 21, 2013 @ 07:37 PM

Post: 3732

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

Wanna help me do a magic trick? First i fuck you, then you dissapear 

Hey i know your gonna get laid tonight girl "how?" im stronger than you 
April 21, 2013 @ 08:08 PM

Post: 100

Join Date: Apr 2012

Do you find me attractive? it doesnt matter im going to rape you anyway
April 21, 2013 @ 08:09 PM

Post: 185

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Toronto

do you need an inhaler

cuz you got ass ma
Probably one of the best one I heard so far. Everything else I probably heard from the misc forum.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

April 21, 2013 @ 10:29 PM

Post: 1476

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one inside you?

April 22, 2013 @ 05:42 AM
Black Adam

Post: 1389

Join Date: Aug 2012

I call my penis birthday candles because bitches feel special when they blow me.
April 22, 2013 @ 05:46 AM

Post: 377

Join Date: Jan 2013

just drop this on ur phone and show it to her
April 22, 2013 @ 07:42 AM


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Join Date: Apr 2013

"Hi" or the classic "hey"
April 22, 2013 @ 09:15 AM

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Join Date: Mar 2013

No Frank ocean wrong thread 
April 22, 2013 @ 01:22 PM
The Fiasco

Post: 2550

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: Chicago.

Are you an oil reserve?

because I'd tap that

Chicago85 at for 20% off

April 22, 2013 @ 01:44 PM

Post: 5249

Join Date: Feb 2009

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're gonna have sex
Cause I'm stronger than you
April 22, 2013 @ 01:45 PM

Post: 5249

Join Date: Feb 2009

Don't make me turn this rape into a murder.
April 22, 2013 @ 01:55 PM

Post: 1101

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Miami

OP still hasn't delivered results

April 22, 2013 @ 06:18 PM

Post: 97

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Seattle

Wanna know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight?
I'm stronger than you.
April 22, 2013 @ 06:59 PM

Post: 53

Join Date: Sep 2012

this is funny haha
April 23, 2013 @ 02:24 AM

Post: 96

Join Date: Mar 2013

There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one inside you?

April 23, 2013 @ 03:20 PM
Gilly Suits

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: 617/781/508 //

April 23, 2013 @ 03:48 PM

Post: 1105

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Milwaukee, WI

Can I tame that lion?

GIRLS DM ME if you want that PUSSY SUCKED BY LIL B - Lil B

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