HB gimme pick up lines to use

April 20, 2013 @ 11:41:40 AM

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Imma be at the mall today and imma be hollarin at hoes

Gimme some pick up lines(HB themed or not) and ill let u kno if i got digits and other details

p.s. this is for fun this isnt an askin fo help thread
April 20, 2013 @ 13:28:02 PM
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Location: in yo closet
ill buy you a box logo,
insta-cawp da bitch

nah but forreal doe just be yourself, talk friendly at first than attempt to rape
April 20, 2013 @ 14:20:55 PM
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do you wana see my box logo
April 20, 2013 @ 15:04:37 PM
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bumped the simp thread for you
April 20, 2013 @ 15:26:38 PM
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Excuse me, you don't look like you're getting enough vitamin D from the sun. I have just what you need. Would you like to come back to my house to get some? 

Pretty Young Thug

April 20, 2013 @ 15:31:39 PM
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do you need an inhaler

cuz you got ass ma
April 20, 2013 @ 15:37:13 PM
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GURL ARE YOU FROM TENNESEE? CAUSE U DA ONLY TEN-I-SEE

use that one, guaranteed pussy
April 20, 2013 @ 15:56:27 PM
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since we're both attractive, why haven't we banged yet? 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

April 20, 2013 @ 16:19:42 PM
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You got some pretty ass shoulders girl. It's a shame my dick ain't on it.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

April 20, 2013 @ 17:07:04 PM
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Thank me later 

be careful what you pretend to be

April 20, 2013 @ 17:15:20 PM
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my dick died...


can i bury it in yer ass?
April 20, 2013 @ 18:33:21 PM
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"OP is a faggot"

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April 21, 2013 @ 18:57:24 PM
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is ur dad a baker

cause ur baked

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April 21, 2013 @ 19:37:16 PM
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Wanna help me do a magic trick? First i fuck you, then you dissapear 

Hey i know your gonna get laid tonight girl "how?" im stronger than you 
April 21, 2013 @ 20:08:04 PM
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Do you find me attractive? it doesnt matter im going to rape you anyway
April 21, 2013 @ 20:09:09 PM
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do you need an inhaler

cuz you got ass ma
Probably one of the best one I heard so far. Everything else I probably heard from the misc forum.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

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April 21, 2013 @ 22:29:40 PM
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There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one inside you?

April 22, 2013 @ 05:42:49 AM
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I call my penis birthday candles because bitches feel special when they blow me.
April 22, 2013 @ 05:46:24 AM
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just drop this on ur phone and show it to her
April 22, 2013 @ 07:42:17 AM
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"Hi" or the classic "hey"
April 22, 2013 @ 09:15:59 AM
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No Frank ocean wrong thread 
April 22, 2013 @ 13:22:24 PM
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Are you an oil reserve?

because I'd tap that
April 22, 2013 @ 13:44:06 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're gonna have sex
Cause I'm stronger than you
April 22, 2013 @ 13:45:50 PM
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Don't make me turn this rape into a murder.
April 22, 2013 @ 13:55:10 PM
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OP still hasn't delivered results 
April 22, 2013 @ 18:18:31 PM
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Wanna know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight?
I'm stronger than you.
April 22, 2013 @ 18:59:10 PM
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this is funny haha
April 23, 2013 @ 02:24:34 AM
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There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one inside you?

win.
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