April 19, 2013 @ 12:58 AM
Captain Al

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(inbb4 didn't read) So, I'm chillin at lunch with all my niggas, and we fooling, checking the thoughts with big assets as they pass by..
we looking like:


Then out of no where, this big ass white dude comes up to me and says; "a-are you 'a-al-ah-hah-g'?, come with me I need to talk to you", he was looking mad serious too.


I'm smiling and all, 'cause I'm happy! I forreal thought this nigga was bout to hmu with some dank (i asked some other white dude to hook me up with his seller, but I later out found out I assumed wrong!)

I say, "yes, I am 'hodgy" (he said my name wrong, so did I)

So I go with this nigga, keep in mind we a couple feet away from my niggas.
first thing this nigga says is "so, I heard that you are pushing a girl that is my friend"
nigga looking mad serious too. 

I was confused as fuck honestly, my ass was like. "umm i don't know what you talking about, I didn't push no girl"


I got a good look at this white boy. I was terrified. He was about 6 feet 2 inches, and probably 200 plus pounds. Put I looked into his eyes and saw the epitome of beta, my little pony, friendzones, neckbeard with sandals and a metallica tshirt on.

He responds to me and says, "I just want you to apologize dude!"
we have been talking for less than 30 seconds and he is breathing like he just ran a 26miles @ boston (too soon and his fist are clenched. looking like. 

I told that nigga I wasn't apologizing for shit I didn't do.
I walk away because of my conscious. I was truly afraid for my well being.
 
I walk ways and you know i was like 

my niggas are laughing at me saying I got bitched.
____
Fast forward to almost the end of lunch

I see this nigga with a petite asian+white girl (she was looking fine though), so I go up to them.
I say to her, while ignoring that white boy, "are you the girl I supposedly pushed" 

She's like got a huge innocent smiles and laughs, and she says "yeaaaa, it's ok though... "

I'm like, "well I'm supposedly sorry". cause you know i was trying to get at that. 

she starts laughing and says it's okay. and she ask me if I wanted a hug, so I went in for a 10sec hug
white boy was looking like  

I ask her what her name was, and i gave her mine. We start talking about a picture she put up for some art project, and we talking about trapping and the wild things she done(again petite asain), white dude still there.  convo goes for atleast 10min. I was spitting my game doe.
white dude was mad friendzoned looking like; 

So the bell rings and the white dude grabs her by shoulder and says "that's it we're out of here, i'll deal with you later asshole!!" they walk away
she looks back at me and smiles.

should I be worried?

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April 19, 2013 @ 01:01 AM
Hashy

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I remember when I was in middle school....
April 19, 2013 @ 01:02 AM
SHARKlN

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April 19, 2013 @ 01:02 AM
Captain Al

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I remember when I was in middle school....
yea the 8th grade i going well.

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April 19, 2013 @ 01:03 AM
AndreLutherKing

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Location: Hansumville

You have 2 options

1. Put hands on him, post video on HB for induction into hall of fame

2. Get hands put on you. Don't post for a week or so in hopes nobody remembers.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

April 19, 2013 @ 01:04 AM
douchefacekillah

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Location: Houston

Nah you good, nigga gots no balls. If it were a real "Nigga" he would have slid you right then and there.
April 19, 2013 @ 01:13 AM
craigsagersuit

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Location: 909/626

pics of petite asian+white girl 



while we're at it, pics of beta white dude. pause  

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

April 19, 2013 @ 01:16 AM
Potent

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Location: Chicago

Beta niggas always gettin friendzoned. He jus a big ass teddy bear tryna look tough lol...
April 19, 2013 @ 01:37 AM
No Fuxx Given

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Location: Canada

Quick question... where the fuck everybody get these head images from? being 100% serious I've always wondered but never wanted to make a thread about it

Fly on little wing

April 19, 2013 @ 01:40 AM
darkseid

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Location: 313

I liked the pictures, they made reading this enjoyable.

Pretty Young Thug

April 19, 2013 @ 01:40 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3408

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Location: Hansumville

Quick question... where the fuck everybody get these head images from? being 100% serious I've always wondered but never wanted to make a thread about it
http://s1233.photobucket.com/user/ShaneDawg021/library/?start=all
This is where most of them should be located if I'm not mistaken.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

April 19, 2013 @ 01:46 AM
adoboFosho

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i was already gonna tl;dr until i saw the cool pics 

http://www.ebay.com/usr/adobo_fosho... selling black/white flyknits... look like yeezy!!!

April 19, 2013 @ 01:48 AM
No Fuxx Given

Post: 602

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Location: Canada

Quick question... where the fuck everybody get these head images from? being 100% serious I've always wondered but never wanted to make a thread about it
http://s1233.photobucket.com/user/ShaneDawg021/library/?start=all
This is where most of them should be located if I'm not mistaken.
good looks bruh lol im about to start abusing them 

Fly on little wing

April 19, 2013 @ 01:51 AM

Inactive

Quick question... where the fuck everybody get these head images from? being 100% serious I've always wondered but never wanted to make a thread about it
http://s1233.photobucket.com/user/ShaneDawg021/library/?start=all
This is where most of them should be located if I'm not mistaken.
GOLD MINE

THANKS FAM MUCH LOVE 
April 19, 2013 @ 01:52 AM
AGar

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Location: SoCal


Bout it, Bout it

April 19, 2013 @ 01:53 AM
Gilly Suits

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Really bruh...

Culective.com // twitch.tv/gillysuits

April 19, 2013 @ 02:00 AM
craigsagersuit

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Location: 909/626

Pandora's box has been opened  

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

April 19, 2013 @ 02:00 AM
backlikethat

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no pics = fake story
April 19, 2013 @ 02:30 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

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April 19, 2013 @ 02:36 AM
rabbitman

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Location: north america


be careful what you pretend to be

April 19, 2013 @ 02:37 AM
HansumBasedFlexDaddy

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Hansum + Based = Perfection

April 19, 2013 @ 02:57 AM
JStorm803

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Location: South Carolina, Tha...

......

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

April 19, 2013 @ 05:46 AM
B Low Brown

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Damn those pics are mainstream now

@b_low_brown Killerbrownies.tumblr.com

April 19, 2013 @ 01:03 PM
EEK A LURKER

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Just going to steal

It's like being at a free buffet; stuff your pockets.

.wa do dem.

April 19, 2013 @ 02:21 PM
drbazing

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April 19, 2013 @ 04:04 PM
DarianaGrande

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Location: Los Angeles

Quick question... where the fuck everybody get these head images from? being 100% serious I've always wondered but never wanted to make a thread about it
A forum for sports, hiphop, and piff.....KanyeToThe

http://soundcloud.com/anonymousnigger

April 20, 2013 @ 12:57 AM
(G)TRAP

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dead

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