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April 10, 2013 @ 06:43 PM
theeporker

Post: 1

Join Date: Apr 2013

So this whole entire week has been so awesome!!!!!. First on monday i ate half of my shoe because it was wet and smelt like onions which I like onions. Then the shoe had to come out and I sat on my toilet for over 10 hours while it came out. Not fun. Then on tuesday my cat ran into the microwave and I thought it was chicken so i started heating it up. The cat died in the microwave and turned to a crisp brown. I took it out accidently and ate it thinking it was a hairy chicken. I never had hairy chicken before so I thought why not? then that day I went downtown and there was a very nice lady in the street corner asking for money and she would come play with me in the back of the car. I gave her $50 and told her to have a nice day. I gave her my car keys and off she went. I Think she forgot that I was suppose to come for the fun too? And today I woke up and penut butter was on my chest in the shape of a <3. I think it was mommy! Well... Hope everyone had a great week so far
April 10, 2013 @ 06:44 PM
Captain Al

Post: 1524

Join Date: Feb 2013

0/10
Would Not Read

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April 11, 2013 @ 03:32 AM
Head Hunterz

Post: 620

Join Date: Dec 2010


I import JDM vehicles into Canada, let me know if you're interested

April 11, 2013 @ 03:36 AM
inFAMXS

Post: 53

Join Date: Apr 2013

I hope Rick Ross sits on your chest tonight when you sleep

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