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March 22, 2013 @ 10:09 AM
theglory

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nigga rly jacks off and cums n errthing damn.

if monkeys masturbate i wonder if chimps have the concept of nofap and errthing, their social structures are highly developed and complex it seems plausible
March 22, 2013 @ 11:39 AM
feekz

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Location: Canada

March 22, 2013 @ 02:08 PM
unemployed

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Location: CANADA EH!

i was hoping he would eat the cum

pause
March 22, 2013 @ 06:26 PM
kbos

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Location: boston

lady monkeys fashion dildos out of sticks and shit you can find in the woods, and they rub their pussies and tree branches and shit. I saw this special about animals and sex on discovery or some shit years ago.
March 22, 2013 @ 06:27 PM
oneallah

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Location: in yo closet

u didnt know that?
its scientifically proven that monkeys masturbate over half of a whole day
March 22, 2013 @ 06:30 PM
gimmickaccountloser

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I think the real question we should ask here is do they give head and do they eat ass?
March 22, 2013 @ 09:03 PM
rabbitman

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Location: north america

I think the real question we should ask here is who was standing directly over that monkey with a camcorder?
fixed.

be careful what you pretend to be

March 22, 2013 @ 09:11 PM
chief

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Location: WA

lmao @ the end of his dick being shaped like a heart

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March 22, 2013 @ 09:24 PM
MUSASHI

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Location: SJ

i was hoping he would eat the cum


pause
Smh thats wild homo b
March 22, 2013 @ 09:59 PM
goldANDsacks

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fucking nature.

good for you little monkey. 
March 22, 2013 @ 10:18 PM
ske7ch

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I SAID WHAT'S UP DUDES?
March 23, 2013 @ 11:26 PM
siddArrrth

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Location: The Golden State

March 24, 2013 @ 12:34 AM
jbumbum

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Bustin all kinds of nutsssss...
March 24, 2013 @ 10:39 AM
theglory

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u didnt know that?
its scientifically proven that monkeys masturbate over half of a whole day
dat sounds rather unproductive
March 24, 2013 @ 10:56 AM
theglory

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Join Date: Feb 2013

anyways what would u guys have done if the cum thrown by the monkey in the vid landed on u

would u have like saved it as a souvenir and left it on your shirt and hung that shirt on the wall

then get really into it so you start collecting monkey cum and you just go to zoos and incite monkeys to jack off so they can throw their cum on your shirt and you can add it to your monkey cum shirts collection

so then u have this huge gallery of monkey cum clothing art in your basement and its like a huge dark secret thats swallowing your life away and thats troubling you cause its a part of you that youre ashamed of but you cant part with

so all the get togethers u used to do in your basement you stop, and eventally you stop socializing all together and all you do is go to zoos and collect more monkey cum

but eventually youve went through all the zoos in America and the monkeys jus rnt the responding same way plus you got banned from a large number of zoos

so then out of desperation in a moment of insanity you decide to board a plan to the mecca of monkey jizz, Africa

eventually you make your way into a jungle known for its population of extremely sexually active monkeys. what you do is dress up as a female monkey and start playing recorded female monkey mating calls and start giving a show as male monkeys show up and eventually a huge monkey circle jerk is formed around you and they just fap and fap and as they get more into it the female mating calls get more intense and as the recordings reach their peak all the monkeys simultuanoustly launch sticky balls of sperm from their penises onto your body, in the most epic fashion in cumshots history
March 24, 2013 @ 11:57 AM
NINETYFOUR

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