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March 20, 2013 @ 08:55 PM
dapointgawd

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me and my gf had sex in her car yesterday, and i was scared shitless tbh.  It was in like a deserted parking lot that no one goes to.  If we got caught by a police officer what would happen?
March 20, 2013 @ 09:02 PM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3351

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
March 20, 2013 @ 09:10 PM
dapointgawd

Post: 23

Join Date: Mar 2013

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
March 20, 2013 @ 09:15 PM
Pantic

Post: 3544

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

you really made a thread to tell HB you got laid..... smh
March 20, 2013 @ 09:25 PM
dapointgawd

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Join Date: Mar 2013

you really made a thread to tell HB you got laid..... smh
no...fuckboi
March 20, 2013 @ 09:26 PM
EEK A LURKER

Post: 1212

Join Date: Nov 2012


.wa do dem.

March 20, 2013 @ 09:33 PM
.kciN

Post: 1474

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

you really made a thread to tell HB you got laid..... smh
no...fuckboi
hahahaha yo if you get caught OP your mom is fully gonna get called and you're gonna get grounded for like a whole month!!
March 20, 2013 @ 09:39 PM
Black Manta

Post: 302

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Boston

I actually got caught on my first time haha. Surprisingly the cop just asked us about a deserted car not too far from us & he left us alone. It was around 2am.

LTE bands will make her dance.

March 20, 2013 @ 09:41 PM
Kilog

Post: 140

Join Date: Sep 2012

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
This happened to two of my friends in highschool. The police officer took them to his gfs house and told her parents. The other guy was caught by a mall security guard so he just laughed and warned the girl about how guys are. I don't think a cop would care to tell a guys parents.
March 20, 2013 @ 09:44 PM
dapointgawd

Post: 23

Join Date: Mar 2013

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
This happened to two of my friends in highschool. The police officer took them to his gfs house and told her parents. The other guy was caught by a mall security guard so he just laughed and warned the girl about how guys are. I don't think a cop would care to tell a guys parents.
my parents would kill me if a cop came to my house and told them i was having sex in a car lol
March 20, 2013 @ 09:52 PM
.kciN

Post: 1474

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
This happened to two of my friends in highschool. The police officer took them to his gfs house and told her parents. The other guy was caught by a mall security guard so he just laughed and warned the girl about how guys are. I don't think a cop would care to tell a guys parents.
my parents would kill me if a cop came to my house and told them i was having sex in a car lol
Dat should be studying 24/7 asian lifestyle might not make it
March 20, 2013 @ 09:59 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

If you get caught having sex in a car whoever catches you will start fucking you in the ass. Then its a threesome... at least thats what happens when I catch people having sex in a car.
March 20, 2013 @ 10:00 PM
.kciN

Post: 1474

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

If you get caught having sex in a car whoever catches you will start fucking you in the ass. Then its a threesome... at least thats what happens when I catch people having sex in a car.
March 20, 2013 @ 10:06 PM
dapointgawd

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FUCK HB ktt shits on this gay forum no one has given me a legit answer except one person
March 20, 2013 @ 10:14 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

If you get caught having sex in a car whoever catches you will start fucking you in the ass. Then its a threesome... at least thats what happens when I catch people having sex in a car.
I thought you were cool man
March 21, 2013 @ 01:09 AM
bulmasaur

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Location: Chicago

If you get caught having sex in a car whoever catches you will start fucking you in the ass. Then its a threesome... at least thats what happens when I catch people having sex in a car.
March 21, 2013 @ 01:13 AM
majdob

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This Happens 

March 21, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
smegmashark

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This happened to a friend, cop just made sure the girl wasn't a prostitute and left them to their biz.

http://yungcrunchy.tumblr.com/

March 21, 2013 @ 01:40 AM
oneallah

Post: 3273

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Location: in yo closet

that tongue is pretty fucking disgusting however amusing,
wear supreme while doing it, get caught and you will be considered a GAWD
March 21, 2013 @ 01:47 AM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2338

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Location: California

You're not really viewable in car so most of the time the cops are pretty chill. The worst they will do is tell you to leave. 
March 21, 2013 @ 01:58 AM
dapointgawd

Post: 23

Join Date: Mar 2013

You're not really viewable in car so most of the time the cops are pretty chill. The worst they will do is tell you to leave. 
ok thats cool! i read that some cops can be dicks and give you a citation.  
March 21, 2013 @ 02:20 AM
rabbitman

Post: 1521

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Location: north america

you know you could of googled this...

be careful what you pretend to be

March 21, 2013 @ 02:31 AM
dapointgawd

Post: 23

Join Date: Mar 2013

you know you could of googled this...
wanted to hear some experiences as well plehboi
March 21, 2013 @ 02:54 AM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5496

Join Date: Jan 2008

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
This happened to two of my friends in highschool. The police officer took them to his gfs house and told her parents. The other guy was caught by a mall security guard so he just laughed and warned the girl about how guys are. I don't think a cop would care to tell a guys parents.
my parents would kill me if a cop came to my house and told them i was having sex in a car lol
your dad would probably lowkey be like this after- 
March 21, 2013 @ 04:18 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3151

Join Date: Jul 2009

i lost my virginity the summer after i turned 16. i was having copious amounts of sex with my girlfriend at the time as we explored our sexualities together. the car was my go-to spot for sex because privacy was hard to come by. i shared a room with my brother, and her parents didn't even like the thought of me being in their house let alone me being in her room with the door closed.

like a guy on here said earlier, we eventually had our car sex routine down to a science. after school, she'd hop in my car and we'd go off to one of our locations (we had about 4 different spots). the best one was the back lot of a rundown movie theater. 

the theater was pretty remote. it ready to go out of business and nobody ever went there (especially on weekday afternoons). our spot was behind the building, so cars rarely went back there. actually, the only other cars we ever saw there were (we we assumed) other people having sex in their cars. the spot immediately faced like a wooded area so we had the back of a building on one side, and the woods on the other side. it was a pretty good fucking spot. 

the last time i ever went there, my girlfriend and i were pretty fucked up. i remember i had just picked up some really good bud from my cousin in california, and my girlfriend and i wanted to just get stoned out of our minds then fuck for a while in our movie theater lot. 

we got to the lot after we smoked, and we finished a few beers. then we started having sex. well, i won't go into details about the sex, but at that point we both started thinking we were getting pretty good at it. we sometimes watched porn together and were bold enough to try and recreate some of the sentiment that we saw on the computer screen. we thought we were pretty hardcore.

i was in the thick of it when suddenly my girlfriend screamed in terror. i opened my eyes and saw a figure standing outside the backseat window. i guess i didn't notice anything sneak up on us. my initial reaction should have been to jump into the driver's seat and speed off, but instead i wiped the fog off the windows to get a better look at the intruder. 

it was a man. with a video camera. pointed right at us. 

i was so angry (from shock? embarrassment? ) i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK FUCK" and was ready to attack this guy and break his camera. how dare he film me and my girl having sex? he was so creepy and meek looking. i got out the car when suddenly he pulled a pistol out and pointed it against my head. 

i froze. i had never had a gun pointed at me before. i thought i'd be brave or something, but once you feel the weight of that metal against your temple, all pre-conceived notions of bravery flee. i just stood there. 

then the guy turned me around so i'm facing the inside of the car, took a few steps back, and said "now finish". i didn't know what to do. my girlfriend was crying her eyes out in pure terror. i started crying too. i told him "please... i can't". he smacked me in the back of the head and just repeatedly started yelling "FINISH! FINISH! FINISH!!!".

then out of nowhere my girlfriend started sucking my dick. i guess it was out of fear for my life? maybe it was fear for her life? either way, she just started doing it, sucking my dick hard, until i came. 

the guy then seemed satisfied enough and ran off with his camera into the woods while she and i just sat there. it took a while, but we eventually picked ourselves back up. we weren't physically hurt and we weren't sure how to process what had happened. we settled with avoiding the trauma by never talking to each other again. 

that was 5 years ago. i've been able to move on. i guess that's why i feel like i can post this story on here. i've had sex several other times with other girls, but honestly that experience has fucked me up. 

that was best head of my life.
March 21, 2013 @ 04:27 AM
petrol

Post: 726

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Texas

I've probably had sex an equal amount of times in a car as I have in a bed. Haven't been caught yet. I usually park with a bitch behind a building like Office Max or some shit where they don't do late night deliveries. There's a science to it feel me? I'm assuming you'd get a ticket for indecent exposure or something.
if youre 16, would they like call your parents or some shit?? and damn surprised you havent gotten caught, good shit.
This happened to two of my friends in highschool. The police officer took them to his gfs house and told her parents. The other guy was caught by a mall security guard so he just laughed and warned the girl about how guys are. I don't think a cop would care to tell a guys parents.
my parents would kill me if a cop came to my house and told them i was having sex in a car lol
damn, I feel bad for you
March 21, 2013 @ 06:14 AM
Efil4zaggin

Post: 997

Join Date: Jan 2013

that tongue is pretty fucking disgusting however amusing,
wear supreme while doing it, get caught and you will be considered a GAWD
/r/cringe

:0

March 21, 2013 @ 01:44 PM
siddArrrth

Post: 124

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: The Golden State

me and my gf had sex in her car yesterday, and i was scared shitless tbh.  It was in like a deserted parking lot that no one goes to.  If we got caught by a police officer what would happen?
March 21, 2013 @ 02:21 PM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

I liked goldANDsacks story. Was going to not read but then I skimmed the lines about creepy guy with a camera and best head of your life.
March 21, 2013 @ 02:31 PM
Pantic

Post: 3544

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

Man that fuckin sloth had me dying 

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