FUCK APCS AND CHIPOTLE

March 14, 2013 @ 23:02:44 PM
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aiight hb i got a story to tell.

so yesterday and i was like shit im hungry as fuck so let me hit dat chiptole real quick ja feel
gotta get the burrito cause the bowl if for little phaggots.

so the next mornin i wake up and my stomach feelin a lil weird but nothings cereal so im like shit dis aint shit
so i ignore it and drive to school. now keep in mind that i commute and my school is like 30 min away.

now before i hit the highway to go to school im feelin a lil hungry so im like lemme go to 7-11 real quick a grab somthin to munch on. so i get a banana-strawberry milk with a chicken buffalo sandwitch (yall know those sandwitches that are already made in plastic wraps)

so im eatin while driving and shit and i feel cool. now i get to school and the parkin garage to campus is like 10 min.

im like 3/4 there and im like wtf is this shit my stomach starts hurting like hell.

now i continue to man it out and keep walking but as soon as i hit the stairs inside the building, im like oh hell naw im goin back home to take a shit (i dont shit in public bathrooms cause they dirty as shit) so im like fuck class i already got that A on my midterm, now like i said it takes 10 min to walk back to the parking garage but my stomach hurts even more and im literally farting out my asshole like theres no tomorrow thank God the winds was blowing hard cause there was some cute girls behind me and shit. halfway to the garage im like oh fuck this i cant hold this shit for another 30 min so i WALK BACK
to campus to go take a shit thats literally about to come out if someone pokes my stomach. now im walking tryna look smoove as if err thang alright but damn i felt like usain bolting to the bathroom.

so i go to da bathroom and im like thanks be to God cause aint no one there. so im there taking a shit and 1 min later someone comes in and im like SHIT let me keep my asshole quiet. so he walks out and im literally sending a nuclear bomb down that toilet R.I.P. to da toilet. now its time for me to wipe BUT MY FUCKING APCS ARE TOO FUCKING SKINNY to the point where i can barely pull them down. literally, that shit went down to like my thighs. so now im standing up literally and bending down as if im touching my toes just to wipe my fucking ass. FUCK APCS.  after im done im feelin better so im like shit let me just hit up class im only 20 min late.

but damn dat shit was horrible my booty hole felt dirty as fuck cause i couldnt wipe properly smh.

moral of the story:

never wear apcs to take a shit
always poop before u hit school.
March 14, 2013 @ 23:06:18 PM
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the hell is APCS? you mean A.P.C??

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

March 14, 2013 @ 23:07:26 PM
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He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

March 14, 2013 @ 23:07:32 PM
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edit...
 you shit yourself.... b/c of chipotle?
why are white people really so worked up about chipotle?

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March 14, 2013 @ 23:13:24 PM
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inb4 didnt read 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

March 14, 2013 @ 23:19:57 PM
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Lol not gunna lie that was a funny read
March 14, 2013 @ 23:24:15 PM
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Lol not gunna lie that was a funny read
no it wasnt faggot
March 14, 2013 @ 23:30:12 PM
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:0

March 14, 2013 @ 23:31:43 PM
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says bowls at chipotle are for little faggots


won't poop in a public restroom

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March 15, 2013 @ 00:04:33 AM
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If you were bout it you would body a spokesperson from Chipotle like Boland did to the nigga from Chick-Fil-A

http://hypebeast.com/forums/off-topic/177094

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

March 15, 2013 @ 00:37:41 AM
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Should've sized down on burrito like you did on them jawns. 
March 15, 2013 @ 02:31:27 AM
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lmfao. Good read.
March 15, 2013 @ 04:12:37 AM
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yooo too funny
March 15, 2013 @ 04:52:11 AM
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get jeans that fit and can be pulled down below your fucking knees. faggot

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

March 15, 2013 @ 07:05:16 AM
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good read lol was worth time haha

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

March 15, 2013 @ 08:05:51 AM
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March 15, 2013 @ 08:08:41 AM
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U sure it was the Chipotle and not the 711 sandwich and milk?
March 15, 2013 @ 08:33:40 AM
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These guys don't have a problem with it

March 16, 2013 @ 06:08:41 AM
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March 16, 2013 @ 17:18:42 PM
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shoulda never eaten that 7-11 stuff, but read was funny, and APCS aint that easiest for swift dump actions, but my joints aint skinny tho lol more like slim straight

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March 17, 2013 @ 03:29:45 AM
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At least there's no shit in your apcs, long live apc.
March 17, 2013 @ 03:33:56 AM
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shouts to dat brave toilet RIP
March 17, 2013 @ 04:51:06 AM
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dude ate a buffalo sandwich with a milk.

March 17, 2013 @ 05:03:41 AM
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dude ate a buffalo sandwich with a milk.

lol right pretty bad formula right there already no wonder why he had to take a massive shit
March 17, 2013 @ 05:56:16 AM
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what the fuck did i just read.
May 16, 2013 @ 07:41:21 AM
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I'm late but I just read this shit. lmaoooooooo my dog fuck chipotle 

Best story I've heard in two months
May 17, 2013 @ 00:14:56 AM
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sounds like the buffalo chicken + milk combo just made shit 10 times worse, your a fucking noob for knowingly doing that to yourself lmfao fail
October 18, 2014 @ 23:38:25 PM
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Reviving funny thread

WELL HERE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS

October 18, 2014 @ 23:43:24 PM
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love this thread lol thx for the revive 

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