What's a good excuse to call off work?

Mar 06, 2013 @ 19:56
Had work at 1

due to the storm they changed it to 4.

it aint snowing anymore doe.

i cant call in sick cause earlier this week i called off work due to midterms but they said it wasnt a legit excuse... -____-
Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:08
1. say a family member died
2. off a family member
3. ???
4. profit

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Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:13
just called saying my mom is in the hospital... which is true because she's getting a blood test 

Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:20
but tbh if theres no reason why you dont wanna go just cuz they changed your shift.
even if your feeling lazy or just dont want to that no excuse man!
as far as school not being a legit excuse thats bullshit.

i use family issues to get out of work early like when i would go line up on saturdays at fairfax
or call ahead saying ill be coming in late for said excuse.

I just need some me time.
And yea that was straight when school wasnt a legit excuse... and its funny because i WORK at a university.
Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:21
You complain for a whole year about how you have no money and no job. Now you want to skip work? Wtflol
Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:27
i've never worked a day in my life yet my supreme is plentiful smokeyface
Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:27
Where do you live? It snowed in OH.

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Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:56
Just go to work man SMH.
Mar 06, 2013 @ 20:58
food poisoning works every time. 
Mar 06, 2013 @ 21:01
"I caught the monster. If you don't give me today off I'ma give it to you, too."  is pretty convincing.
Mar 06, 2013 @ 21:31
yo info on where you  work, i wanna snitch and take your job

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Mar 06, 2013 @ 21:33
food poisoning works every time. 
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It's perfect mane, it generally resolves in a day anyway and you don't have to implicate any (dead) family members
Mar 06, 2013 @ 21:39
be like "im not trying to die"

:)

Mar 06, 2013 @ 21:57
You complain for a whole year about how you have no money and no job. Now you want to skip work? Wtflol

"You like to mistake a street nigga for real nigga"

Mar 06, 2013 @ 22:04
Originally posted by Inactive User
Had work at 1

due to the storm they changed it to 4.

it aint snowing anymore doe.

i cant call in sick cause earlier this week i called off work due to midterms but they said it wasnt a legit excuse... -____-
wtf your job didn't let you off the hook on midterm...damn what a asshole boss

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Mar 07, 2013 @ 02:49
simple. just tell em in detail (no need to wonder how much, theyll cut you off) how bad your diarrhea is. just tell em you cant keep it down, youre running to the toilet every two minutes, it burns; you cant really walk  the brown stain on your bed wont come off. easy
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Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:00
I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:05
This excuse always works for me.

A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my

wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the
car.
Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:06
lack of swag due to low swagoo consumption

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Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:10
say your busy using hypebeast forums
he will understand that you are admiring the GAWDS like london
Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:19
Bad migraine.
Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:25
Tell them you need to fuck a bitch so you can't make it. 
Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:26
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Mar 07, 2013 @ 03:32
go to work 
Mar 07, 2013 @ 04:12
Tell your boss you need to cawp many supreme box rogos tomorrow. Instant raise and the rest of the week off.

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Mar 08, 2013 @ 11:37
I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
Mar 08, 2013 @ 11:37
I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
Gilly Suits
Mar 08, 2013 @ 13:49
I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
They can ask but you don't legally have to tell them. If you don't usually, they will try to make you work harder or do randomness to make it up. Even in extreme cases find something BS to get you on probation or fired.
Mar 08, 2013 @ 17:26
Even if you don't need to tell them, having a good excuse is a must to keep them good relations.

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Mar 08, 2013 @ 19:58
cat stuck in tree
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