March 6, 2013 @ 07:56 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5329

Join Date: Feb 2009

Had work at 1

due to the storm they changed it to 4.

it aint snowing anymore doe.

i cant call in sick cause earlier this week i called off work due to midterms but they said it wasnt a legit excuse... -____-
March 6, 2013 @ 08:08 PM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

1. say a family member died
2. off a family member
3. ???
4. profit

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

March 6, 2013 @ 08:13 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5329

Join Date: Feb 2009

just called saying my mom is in the hospital... which is true because she's getting a blood test 

March 6, 2013 @ 08:20 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5329

Join Date: Feb 2009

but tbh if theres no reason why you dont wanna go just cuz they changed your shift.
even if your feeling lazy or just dont want to that no excuse man!
as far as school not being a legit excuse thats bullshit.

i use family issues to get out of work early like when i would go line up on saturdays at fairfax
or call ahead saying ill be coming in late for said excuse.

I just need some me time.
And yea that was straight when school wasnt a legit excuse... and its funny because i WORK at a university.
March 6, 2013 @ 08:21 PM
Specification

Post: 998

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

You complain for a whole year about how you have no money and no job. Now you want to skip work? Wtflol
March 6, 2013 @ 08:27 PM
PowerCum

Post: 1638

Join Date: Jun 2009

i've never worked a day in my life yet my supreme is plentiful cool
March 6, 2013 @ 08:27 PM
Captain Al

Post: 1788

Join Date: Feb 2013

Where do you live? It snowed in OH.

tumblr: bankpaper.tumblr.com Instagram: @bankpaper

March 6, 2013 @ 08:56 PM
thesupergoodlife

Post: 189

Join Date: Aug 2012

Just go to work man SMH.
March 6, 2013 @ 08:58 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1127

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell

food poisoning works every time. 
March 6, 2013 @ 09:01 PM
ThePepperSkull

Post: 1277

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Northwest Saigon

"I caught the monster. If you don't give me today off I'ma give it to you, too."  is pretty convincing.
March 6, 2013 @ 09:31 PM
Pantic

Post: 3865

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

yo info on where you  work, i wanna snitch and take your job

edit: Also post 2000 coolcoolcool
March 6, 2013 @ 09:33 PM
.kciN

Post: 1476

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

food poisoning works every time. 


It's perfect mane, it generally resolves in a day anyway and you don't have to implicate any (dead) family members
March 6, 2013 @ 09:39 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

be like "im not trying to die"

:)

March 6, 2013 @ 09:57 PM
real nigga

Post: 1795

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Da Trap

You complain for a whole year about how you have no money and no job. Now you want to skip work? Wtflol

Young niggas run everything

March 6, 2013 @ 10:04 PM
from02hero

Post: 1438

Join Date: Oct 2012

Had work at 1

due to the storm they changed it to 4.

it aint snowing anymore doe.

i cant call in sick cause earlier this week i called off work due to midterms but they said it wasnt a legit excuse... -____-
wtf your job didn't let you off the hook on midterm...damn what a asshole boss

IG:From0twohero

March 7, 2013 @ 02:49 AM
Yee.

Post: 146

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Fairfield, Ca

simple. just tell em in detail (no need to wonder how much, theyll cut you off) how bad your diarrhea is. just tell em you cant keep it down, youre running to the toilet every two minutes, it burns; you cant really walk  the brown stain on your bed wont come off. easy
March 7, 2013 @ 03:00 AM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3686

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

March 7, 2013 @ 03:05 AM
Arthur Rabinowitz

Post: 556

Join Date: Aug 2012

This excuse always works for me.

A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my

wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the
car.
March 7, 2013 @ 03:06 AM
adoboFosho

Post: 2996

Join Date: Apr 2007

lack of swag due to low swagoo consumption

http://www.ebay.com/usr/adobo_fosho... selling black/white flyknits... look like yeezy!!!

March 7, 2013 @ 03:10 AM
oneallah

Post: 3859

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

say your busy using hypebeast forums
he will understand that you are admiring the GAWDS like london
March 7, 2013 @ 03:19 AM
NEBSI

Post: 97

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Seattle

Bad migraine.
March 7, 2013 @ 03:25 AM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2393

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Tell them you need to fuck a bitch so you can't make it. 
March 7, 2013 @ 03:26 AM
esjay

Post: 1280

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: South Florida

supreme drop

MY FS THREAD , CHEAP ASS SHIT : http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/178540/

March 7, 2013 @ 03:32 AM
Black Donald Trump

Post: 1753

Join Date: Apr 2008

go to work 
March 7, 2013 @ 04:12 AM
Black Adam

Post: 1390

Join Date: Aug 2012

Tell your boss you need to cawp many supreme box rogos tomorrow. Instant raise and the rest of the week off.
March 8, 2013 @ 11:37 AM
radiobox

Post: 147

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Birmingham, UK

I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
March 8, 2013 @ 11:37 AM
radiobox

Post: 147

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Birmingham, UK

I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
March 8, 2013 @ 01:49 PM
Gilly Suits

Post: 2393

Join Date: May 2011

Location: 617/781/508

I don't get why these threads always pop up. You literally don't need an excuse, your employer can't legally ask you why you can't work, just say you can't, there's no need to make some horse shit story up to cover your ass. 

What kind of employer wouldn't ask you why you're requesting the day off for no reason?

I assume your not taking it as unpaid/paid holiday.
They can ask but you don't legally have to tell them. If you don't usually, they will try to make you work harder or do randomness to make it up. Even in extreme cases find something BS to get you on probation or fired.

Culective.com // twitch.tv/gillysuits

March 8, 2013 @ 05:26 PM
Legit Shit

Post: 2312

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: so flo

Even if you don't need to tell them, having a good excuse is a must to keep them good relations.

upthefunk

March 8, 2013 @ 07:58 PM
vinnyc

Post: 6

Join Date: Mar 2013

cat stuck in tree

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