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February 28, 2013 @ 06:46 AM
mofuck

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Join Date: Oct 2012

Ok hb fam need some insight, im going to my first hotel party this weekend and just wondering if anyone here can tell me what to expect, in terms of setting, vibe etc.

Ive been to clubs and all that before just not a hotel party for someone bday. Any tips on how to get my dick on a girls shoulder will be greatly appreciated.
February 28, 2013 @ 06:52 AM
pjohnny94

Post: 65

Join Date: Sep 2009

Dont be the guy that end up puking.
February 28, 2013 @ 06:53 AM
totalespionage

Post: 1607

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

Last hotel party I went to was full of smuts, so you shouldn't have a difficult time getting your D on a hoes shoulder. Just get a little bit shitfaced, smoke a couple of blunts (or papers if thats your preference) and wait for the first bitch to offer you a nice warm shoulder to rest your cock on. 

You should be fine bruhcool
February 28, 2013 @ 07:05 AM
mofuck

Post: 33

Join Date: Oct 2012

ahh respect guys. wish me luck 
February 28, 2013 @ 07:07 AM
B Low Brown

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Location: Eastlake





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February 28, 2013 @ 07:10 AM
iAmSofaKing

Post: 1508

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

Dont be the guy that end up puking.
this happened to me at a club, not a good look. 

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February 28, 2013 @ 07:17 AM
Visionary

Post: 409

Join Date: Nov 2008

A telly? Tellys are wack
Expect it to get shut down, shit Always happens
February 28, 2013 @ 07:18 AM
pjohnny94

Post: 65

Join Date: Sep 2009

A telly? Tellys are wack
Expect it to get shut down, shit Always happens
February 28, 2013 @ 07:35 AM
lol

Post: 1328

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: CALI

nigga you ever been to a house party? its the same shit just in a hotel room lol wtf

you will never be as hypebeast as my blood cousin pankeo

February 28, 2013 @ 09:13 AM
theglory

Post: 395

Join Date: Feb 2013

haha that's hilarious. i do the same pranking shit with my homey too but
it's never that funny. one time, i got one of my female friends (who he
doesn't know) to call him up and say that she hooked up with him after a
party one night and now he has herpes and shes pregnant. my friend was
all like "WHAT THE FUCK?! I'LL KILL YOU AND THE BABY YOU FUCKING SLUT!".
and hung up.

i stopped hanging out with him after that because his reaction was a little disturbing,
February 28, 2013 @ 04:02 PM
iAmSofaKing

Post: 1508

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

what the fucks a telly?

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February 28, 2013 @ 04:30 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 1997

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

post dick on shoulder on a dime for legendary status on hb. dat 1000 post cool tybg.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 28, 2013 @ 04:38 PM
unemployed

Post: 1440

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: CANADA EH!

MAH NIGGA BOUT TO GET HIS DICK ON A SHOULDER!cool
February 28, 2013 @ 04:53 PM
Dante Rose

Post: 149

Join Date: Aug 2012

hotel parties arent hotel parties
February 28, 2013 @ 04:59 PM
adoboFosho

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February 28, 2013 @ 05:03 PM
tronwin

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February 28, 2013 @ 05:33 PM
buddha-monk

Post: 152

Join Date: Jan 2013

Hotel parties are wack.
February 28, 2013 @ 06:24 PM
kr00kd

Post: 1902

Join Date: May 2011

Location: beach

Be the guy that brings the molly. Get everyone twacked and profit. 

Don't be the guy that is too fucked up and everyone makes fun of.

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February 28, 2013 @ 08:07 PM
jaded

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Post: 7929

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

If they are keeping all the drinks in the bathtub on ice, go get your own shit, cause pretty much any douchebag that goes in the restroom is guaranteed to piss in the tub.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 28, 2013 @ 10:32 PM
notXaiver

Post: 130

Join Date: Feb 2013

Location: Ya 'Unties Ovaries

that shit gets shut down mad quick b, niggas in deh next room be trying fuck but they cant even enjoy it so they be bitching
February 28, 2013 @ 11:40 PM
EEK

Post: 1201

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: With you always

remember to steal the toilet roll, soap, shampoo, shower curtain, sowing kit and all the light bulbs.

.wa do dem.

March 1, 2013 @ 03:28 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2334

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

The last hotel party I went to. A huge brawl broke out between all the girls. That shit was funny. This drunk bitch was putting hands on bitches. Then her friend beat her up. She also got arrested that night. It was her birthday. Shit was guts. 

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