Keep the story going

Feb 20, 2013 @ 19:15
suddenly, a wild soulja boy appears

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 20, 2013 @ 19:18
with the whole SODMG crew which happens to be only soulja boy, 

FUCK DREWBACCA | smh fuck REVS to....

Gilly Suits
Feb 20, 2013 @ 19:21
Soulja Boy and ASAP both decide to collab on a song by stealing the styles of rappers that came before them, only to find...

Instagram: @gillysuits_

Feb 20, 2013 @ 19:26
Chris dorner is still alive and is looking to kill all gay niggas

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 19:42
Frank ocean is the first to die, Tyler the creator writes a song about it

@b_low_brown Killerbrownies.tumblr.com

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:03
nobody knew that Chris Brown was the mastermind behind the homosexual killings by Dorner

except for...

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Gilly Suits
Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:08
Tyler, Who was envious of Frank for winning a Grammy before him. This cause Odd Future to split up

Instagram: @gillysuits_

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:13
Later that evening Tyler was getting dome from Taylor Swift in celebration of the killing 
when...
Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:17
powercum was quickly striped from his mod title because he posts weak ass fits in WDYWT

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:20
After being striped of his tittle powercum went to a bar 
Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:22
at the bar powercum drank, and drank, and drank

he cried

and drank some more

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:29
powercum then ate her ass. 

.wa do dem.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:30
it turns out that hoe was really a man with a 12 inch cock who pounded powercum till his last breath. RIP powercum 1993-2013

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:35
turns out the 13 y/old hoe who really was a man with a 12 inch cock who pounded powercum till his last breath was..

Roman Reigns

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:37
Powercum is Ethered and  striped of his box logos by London and dies a death that he can never come back from. 
Feb 20, 2013 @ 20:52
suddenly there was aids
Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:02
and everyone dead
Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:09
the cause was every hb member being forced to watch david beckham's nuts whenever they visited Hypebeast 

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:09
Except for

be careful what you pretend to be

Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:14
thug 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:17
and then.
.
Feb 20, 2013 @ 21:19
thug changed his name to Kevin Ma and brought hypebeast.com. Thug then created new profiles using the same names of all the HB fallen soldiers and started a website beef with...

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

Feb 20, 2013 @ 23:02
google
10char

be careful what you pretend to be

Feb 21, 2013 @ 00:11
then the air jordan rockin female raping dog reappeared



he was actually the dog of Larry Page. Google's CEO
Feb 21, 2013 @ 01:03
then larry page started buying box logos to stunt on kevin ma. little did he know his own teenage children would turn on him and his wife of 20 years would divorce him. he fell to his knees crying with his dog, the only  thing he had left. He heard an evil laugh from above him and suddenly...

free max b 2013

Feb 21, 2013 @ 01:13
Feb 21, 2013 @ 02:32


lord voldemort turned his humping dog into a humping kangaroo .

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

Feb 21, 2013 @ 04:58
The humping kangaroo goes to Ronnel's house 
where he...
Feb 21, 2013 @ 08:08
humps ronnels son to death which makes ronnel both happy and sad cuz at least it broke his son pinoy virginity curse and he dided with his porstate stimulated
Feb 21, 2013 @ 08:59
and the pinoy who lost his virginity. gave birth to some baby humping kangaroo lemurs. 
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