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February 20, 2013 @ 06:20 AM

Soul Rize

Post: 1122

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

There once was a girl that sucked dick for trunk fit

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 20, 2013 @ 06:21 AM

WatchOutForSelener

Post: 318

Join Date: Dec 2012

then she died.

the end.

/thread

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February 20, 2013 @ 06:28 AM

craigsagersuit

Post: 2220

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Los Scandalous

2 days later

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 06:33 AM

AndreLutherKing

Post: 2873

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

That girl was Chris Bosh's wife

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 20, 2013 @ 06:38 AM

kbos

Post: 1870

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Chris and his wife were famous for stacking brown

they stacked so much brown it leaked all over town

a sad clown sat down in that brown.

it was profound.

then the clown started eating mad fetuses b.

February 20, 2013 @ 06:44 AM

Mr_Chukes

Post: 1693

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

The Clown ate so many fetuses that it couldn't hold them all down.
While he was walking down town
he threw up on a white woman's gown.

February 20, 2013 @ 06:50 AM

karibruze

Post: 118

Join Date: Feb 2013

The woman died from getting fucked by a dog with Jordans.

February 20, 2013 @ 06:54 AM

craigsagersuit

Post: 2220

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Los Scandalous

the woman was betty white

being white and a famous icon the government sent out a decree to slay dogs at all cost

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 07:01 AM

Gutts

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Join Date: Apr 2010

So Mindy McCready shot her dog

February 20, 2013 @ 07:03 AM

johnathan

Post: 2357

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

Then Mindy McCready cooked the dog and fed it to Yao Ming

http://trillgod.tumblr.com

February 20, 2013 @ 07:08 AM

kdubb44

Post: 1081

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

then yao ming threw up and took a photo and posted it on instagram and lebron responded

February 20, 2013 @ 07:09 AM

BraHBruH

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Join Date: Nov 2012

February 20, 2013 @ 07:09 AM

craigsagersuit

Post: 2220

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Los Scandalous

kobe blocked the comment

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 07:14 AM

Gutts

Post: 721

Join Date: Apr 2010

then proceeded to allow his team to go under .500 whilst penetrating Dwight Howard in the locker room.

February 20, 2013 @ 07:49 AM

kbos

Post: 1870

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Dwight enjoyed with his anus deployed.

February 20, 2013 @ 07:56 AM

Clarence_Boddicker

Post: 432

Join Date: Sep 2012

Then Shawn Michaels showed up extremly pissed at Dwight, Shawn doused his wrestling boot in kerosene and lit it on fire and proceeded to give Dwight Flaming chin music . And crotch chopped over Howards face.

February 20, 2013 @ 08:21 AM

HansumBasedFlexDaddy

Post: 351

Join Date: Oct 2012

Ima eat her ass

Hansum + Based = Perfection

February 20, 2013 @ 02:06 PM

AndreLutherKing

Post: 2873

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Said Lil B, as he showed up at the last minute to save Dwight Howard from receiving the flaming sweet chin music.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 20, 2013 @ 02:14 PM

Poo.

Post: 586

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: Off Topic

then they went out for icecream

hmmmmmm hmmmmmm

February 20, 2013 @ 04:06 PM

Mr_Chukes

Post: 1693

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

At the ice cream parlor your bitch approched lil b

February 20, 2013 @ 04:38 PM

theglory

Post: 395

Join Date: Feb 2013

needles to say lil b then fucked his bitch

February 20, 2013 @ 05:35 PM

Gilly Suits

Post: 1423

Join Date: May 2011

Location: 617/781/508

but you were grateful because like Mary your girl bore a child via imacculate conception

February 20, 2013 @ 05:48 PM

NapoleonComplex

Post: 1695

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Eastside Westside Ge...

but really she a hoe and lets every nigga go in raw, no contraception

FUCK DREWBACCA | Dino Spumoni- "Mixing Supreme and Hollister is like having filet mignon with grape soda"

February 20, 2013 @ 05:57 PM

Gilly Suits

Post: 1423

Join Date: May 2011

Location: 617/781/508

,like the simp that you are, you forgave her and were clowned by Hypebeast. Buddy omar even turned it into a song

February 20, 2013 @ 06:05 PM

rabbitman

Post: 1274

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: north america

which became a hit song on the radio. shamed you turn to alcohol and drugs to make the pain go away

be careful what you pretend to be

February 20, 2013 @ 06:17 PM

kidsmooves

Post: 245

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: US

one night out at a bar, you ran into boland and get seduced by him.

February 20, 2013 @ 06:32 PM

craigsagersuit

Post: 2220

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Los Scandalous

you both went back to your place

you passed out and the next thing you know

you woke up and all your box logos were gone

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 07:01 PM

Poo.

Post: 586

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: Off Topic

luckily for you, you had bought them of london and they were all fake.

you sat back in your chair laughing as you smoked your pipe. Shouting jokes on you boland to the neighbours.

Suddenly...

hmmmmmm hmmmmmm

February 20, 2013 @ 07:11 PM

fandango

Post: 1270

Join Date: Mar 2011

a candy red bentley pulls up outside of your apartment, and a figure that appears to be ASAP jr walks to you front door.

say my name. fannnn...dannnnnn.....gooooo

February 20, 2013 @ 07:14 PM

NapoleonComplex

Post: 1695

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Eastside Westside Ge...

but its actually the real ASAP Rocky and he heard you good with the dome from his former butt buddy boland,

FUCK DREWBACCA | Dino Spumoni- "Mixing Supreme and Hollister is like having filet mignon with grape soda"