Keep the story going

February 20, 2013 @ 06:20:09
There once was  a girl that sucked dick for trunk fit

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 20, 2013 @ 06:21:26
then she died.

the end.



February 20, 2013 @ 06:28:03
2 days later 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 06:33:32
That girl was Chris Bosh's wife

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 20, 2013 @ 06:38:36
Chris and his wife were famous for stacking brown

they stacked so much brown it leaked all over town

a sad clown sat down in that brown.

it was profound.

then the clown started eating mad fetuses b.
February 20, 2013 @ 06:44:34
The Clown ate so many fetuses that it couldn't hold them all down. 
While he was walking down town 
he threw up on a white woman's gown. 
February 20, 2013 @ 06:50:49
The woman died from getting fucked by a dog with Jordans.
February 20, 2013 @ 06:54:41
the woman was betty white

 being white and a famous icon the government sent out a decree to slay dogs at all cost

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 07:01:00
So Mindy McCready shot her dog
February 20, 2013 @ 07:03:38
Then Mindy McCready cooked the dog and fed it to Yao Ming

free max b 2013

February 20, 2013 @ 07:08:20
then yao ming threw up and took a photo and posted it on instagram and lebron responded 
February 20, 2013 @ 07:09:07
February 20, 2013 @ 07:09:08
kobe blocked the comment

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 07:14:45
then proceeded to allow his team to go under .500 whilst penetrating Dwight Howard in the locker room.
February 20, 2013 @ 07:49:20
Dwight enjoyed with his anus deployed.
February 20, 2013 @ 07:56:11
Then Shawn Michaels showed up extremly pissed at Dwight, Shawn doused his wrestling boot in kerosene and lit it on fire and proceeded to give Dwight Flaming chin music . And crotch chopped over Howards face.
February 20, 2013 @ 08:21:32
Ima eat her ass

Hansum + Based = Perfection

February 20, 2013 @ 14:06:47
Said Lil B, as he showed up at the last minute to save Dwight Howard from receiving the flaming sweet chin music.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 20, 2013 @ 14:14:06
then they went out for icecream

.wa do dem.

February 20, 2013 @ 16:06:43
At the ice cream parlor your bitch approched lil b 
February 20, 2013 @ 16:38:30
needles to say lil b then fucked his bitch
February 20, 2013 @ 17:35:58
Gilly Suits
but you were grateful because like Mary your girl bore a child via imacculate conception
February 20, 2013 @ 17:48:52
but really she a hoe and lets every nigga go in raw, no contraception

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February 20, 2013 @ 17:57:37
Gilly Suits
,like the simp that you are, you forgave her and were clowned by Hypebeast. Buddy omar even turned it into a song
February 20, 2013 @ 18:05:44
which became a hit song on the radio. shamed you turn to alcohol and drugs to make the pain go away

be careful what you pretend to be

February 20, 2013 @ 18:17:18
one night out at a bar, you ran into boland and get seduced by him.
February 20, 2013 @ 18:32:34
you both went back to your place

you passed out and the next thing you know

you woke up and all your box logos were gone

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 20, 2013 @ 19:01:53
luckily for you, you had bought them of london and they were all fake.

you sat back in your chair laughing as you smoked your pipe. Shouting jokes on you boland to the neighbours.


.wa do dem.

February 20, 2013 @ 19:11:30
a candy red bentley pulls up outside of your apartment, and a figure that appears to be ASAP jr walks to you front door. 

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

February 20, 2013 @ 19:14:13
but its actually the real ASAP Rocky and he heard you good with the dome from his former butt buddy boland, 

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