February 14, 2013 @ 02:34 AM
No Fuxx Given

Post: 602

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

I've been droppin hints here and there to this one girl but never anything too serious but just 20 seconds ago I fucked up. I was casually tweeting her and I made the mistake of promising a small Valentine's Day gift when I don't have SHIT. Since its on Twitter everyone seen it too so I gotta come up with something clutch before tomorrow at noon which is when I got class with her. 

 Here's what I have: 1 USD, some paper and markers and shit, the drive to not look like a nigga who ain't about his word. HB I need help fam. I need to come up with something give me some suggestions on what I could do before it's too late. Thanks homies

Fly on little wing

February 14, 2013 @ 02:37 AM
oneallah

Post: 3859

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

link wasnt coming up to a video

but guy code on mtv had good ideas on valentines day gifts so search up the video
February 14, 2013 @ 02:37 AM
unemployed

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Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: CANADA EH!

that's why on i dont fuck with twitter, why u wasnt texting with her b?
February 14, 2013 @ 02:41 AM
Stereotype

Post: 351

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Vismelia, Calibornia

give her some dick you simp ass nigga
February 14, 2013 @ 02:44 AM
totalespionage

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Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

giveher some dick you simp ass nigga
February 14, 2013 @ 02:46 AM
Jet Jaguar

Post: 459

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: California

That empty promises lifestyle, why would you even promise shit if you broke?  Either take the L or take a loan from a friend and get some Rite Aid chocolates x teddy bear.
February 14, 2013 @ 02:47 AM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

make her a valentines day card and slip that 1 USD in there 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 14, 2013 @ 02:51 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

suspended

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Location: 916

go buy take care for her 
February 14, 2013 @ 02:52 AM
Beach2theBay

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Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

make an origami ring out of the dollar
February 14, 2013 @ 02:53 AM
that dude

suspended

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Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: killa cali

February 14, 2013 @ 03:04 AM
Efil4zaggin

Post: 1003

Join Date: Jan 2013

I've been droppin hints here and there to this one girl but never anything too serious but just 20 seconds ago I fucked up. I was casually tweeting her and I made the mistake of promising a small Valentine's Day gift when I don't have SHIT. Since its on Twitter everyone seen it too so I gotta come up with something clutch before tomorrow at noon which is when I got class with her. 

 Here's what I have: 1 USD, some paper and markers and shit, the drive to not look like a nigga who ain't about his word. HB I need help fam. I need to come up with something give me some suggestions on what I could do before it's too late. Thanks homies
Write her a corny ass letter

:0

February 14, 2013 @ 03:05 AM
EEK A LURKER

Post: 1217

Join Date: Nov 2012

here's what you do
you devise a treasure hunt, write cryptic riddles to symbolize places in the school. Make sure they are obscure and relevant to the girl, cause if they aren't some pinoy will come along and solve it. When she comes to the end, attach the 1 dollar to the last clue with the words 'you'll need this''
While she was solving the treasure hunt you rang up a nice little restaurant, and booked a table for 2.
When she comes to ask why she needs it, you hit her with the date and say you will pick her up later.

badaboom badabing 

.wa do dem.

February 14, 2013 @ 03:12 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3408

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Since everyone here is bent on trolling I will give you a real answer. You take that dollar & wrap your dick with it. Take the marker & write "HB WE IN DIS #OYYOYSL". Use the paper to make an origami box. You take your dick & put it in the box. Then you take the box & put it on her shoulder. Problem solved.

Hope I helped.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 14, 2013 @ 03:13 AM
Bet

Post: 2347

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

Make her sit down tomorrow and whip your dick out and set it on her shoulder.
February 14, 2013 @ 03:14 AM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

here's what you do
you devise a treasure hunt, write cryptic riddles to symbolize places in the school. Make sure they are obscure and relevant to the girl, cause if they aren't some pinoy will come along and solve it. When she comes to the end, attach the 1 dollar to the last clue with the words 'you'll need this''
While she was solving the treasure hunt you rang up a nice little restaurant, and booked a table for 2.
When she comes to ask why she needs it, you hit her with the date and say you will pick her up later.

badaboom badabing 

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 14, 2013 @ 03:18 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Since everyone here is bent on trolling I will give you a real answer. You take that dollar & wrap your dick with it. Take the marker & write "HB WE IN DIS #OYYOYSL". Use the paper to make an origami box. You take your dick & put it in the box. Then you take the box & put it on her shoulder. Problem solved.

Hope I helped.
    #OYYOYSL fixes everything

seriously though 


sing the chorus to this song and you'll succeed in getting her sopping wet


http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

February 14, 2013 @ 03:28 AM
westpittsburg

Post: 30

Join Date: Jan 2013

Just write her a letter explaining how u feel about her. U said u been dropping hints so I'm sure she prolly thinks you're gonna make a move sometime soon.
February 14, 2013 @ 03:45 AM
Teal.

Post: 301

Join Date: Sep 2012

Bro this what you go to do forreal 





February 14, 2013 @ 04:54 AM
theglory

Post: 395

Join Date: Feb 2013

Non-trolling answer: write her a song/poem

Gets dem wet all the time
February 14, 2013 @ 05:15 AM
cormilk

Post: 437

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: flockaville

you don't have box logo you don't wear no more?

Ig@rickrossowens

February 14, 2013 @ 05:50 AM
trevxv3

Post: 1826

Join Date: May 2010

Location: SoCal

you dont have a chance with her anyway and I doubt she gives two fucks over a promise on twitter.

SATIRE GANG OR MOW YOUR LAWN FOR FREE

February 14, 2013 @ 05:15 PM
whs

Post: 986

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: NYC

origami flower

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/461/nonibenefits007ai7.jpg

February 14, 2013 @ 10:22 PM
theglory

Post: 395

Join Date: Feb 2013

HB did she let u kno wut dat mouth do? cool
February 14, 2013 @ 11:15 PM
johnathan

Post: 3029

Join Date: May 2009

Location: lol

walk into class and place your dick on her shoulder 

free max b 2013

February 15, 2013 @ 01:43 AM
zzzboy

Post: 2326

Join Date: Apr 2008

cut off your dick and wrap the dollar around it then give it to her in a hot dog bun

tell her she has to hide it in her pussy forever
February 15, 2013 @ 02:01 AM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

purpribbb update HB, fam

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 15, 2013 @ 02:31 AM
No Fuxx Given

Post: 602

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Canada

Ight so it all turned out okay. After some very, VERY tempting suggestions about placing my dick on her shoulder, cutting off my dick and giving to her, giving her the dick, etc I ended up asking my friend for some cash and told him I'd pay him back. I bought her a heart-shaped box of chocolates and wrote her a corny letter in a card and when I gave it to her she got all happy gave me a hug and we started talking all during class. She gave me her number and I'm texting her as we speak cool We gonna chill tomorrow boys and yall know what dat means SON!!!

 Niggas is gettin the Punani.

Fly on little wing

February 15, 2013 @ 03:36 AM
theglory

Post: 395

Join Date: Feb 2013

nigga if u dun hit



its bad enuff u tricked befo u even got the number
February 15, 2013 @ 05:13 AM
cormilk

Post: 437

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: flockaville

Ight so it all turned out okay. After some very, VERY tempting suggestions about placing my dick on her shoulder, cutting off my dick and giving to her, giving her the dick, etc I ended up asking my friend for some cash and told him I'd pay him back. I bought her a heart-shaped box of chocolates and wrote her a corny letter in a card and when I gave it to her she got all happy gave me a hug and we started talking all during class. She gave me her number and I'm texting her as we speak We gonna chill tomorrow boys and yall know what dat means SON!!!

 Niggas is gettin the Punani.
update thread of pics she be texting you of her face cool

Ig@rickrossowens


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