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I've been droppin hints here and there to this one girl but never anything too serious but just 20 seconds ago I fucked up. I was casually tweeting her and I made the mistake of promising a small Valentine's Day gift when I don't have SHIT. Since its on Twitter everyone seen it too so I gotta come up with something clutch before tomorrow at noon which is when I got class with her.Write her a corny ass letter
Here's what I have: 1 USD, some paper and markers and shit, the drive to not look like a nigga who ain't about his word. HB I need help fam. I need to come up with something give me some suggestions on what I could do before it's too late. Thanks homies
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Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM
here's what you do
you devise a treasure hunt, write cryptic riddles to symbolize places in the school. Make sure they are obscure and relevant to the girl, cause if they aren't some pinoy will come along and solve it. When she comes to the end, attach the 1 dollar to the last clue with the words 'you'll need this''
While she was solving the treasure hunt you rang up a nice little restaurant, and booked a table for 2.
When she comes to ask why she needs it, you hit her with the date and say you will pick her up later.
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Since everyone here is bent on trolling I will give you a real answer. You take that dollar & wrap your dick with it. Take the marker & write "HB WE IN DIS #OYYOYSL". Use the paper to make an origami box. You take your dick & put it in the box. Then you take the box & put it on her shoulder. Problem solved.
Hope I helped.
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Ight so it all turned out okay. After some very, VERY tempting suggestions about placing my dick on her shoulder, cutting off my dick and giving to her, giving her the dick, etc I ended up asking my friend for some cash and told him I'd pay him back. I bought her a heart-shaped box of chocolates and wrote her a corny letter in a card and when I gave it to her she got all happy gave me a hug and we started talking all during class. She gave me her number and I'm texting her as we speakupdate thread of pics she be texting you of her face
Niggas is gettin the Punani.
