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February 12, 2013 @ 05:01 AM
Black Donald Trump

Post: 1580

Join Date: Apr 2008

be like i can only pay with sex hope thats ok
February 12, 2013 @ 05:02 AM
darkxheartx3

Post: 111

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Pennsylvania

always wanted to see someone try this, go this way.



just tell her straight up: Let's have sex



or the good old'



Since we both good looking, Why havent we fucked yet?
lol! shit haha, best advice Ive heard all fucking day that doesn't involve my dick on one's shoulder.  You got an alternative route?  I might just fucking try dat tho.  

edit: If it goes bad I'm out a math tutor lmao.
February 12, 2013 @ 05:17 AM
unemployed

Post: 1440

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: CANADA EH!

yeah, be like:i've watched a movie yesterday and i was wondering if having sex with a teacher actually happens in real life like in those movies.

and leave it like that
February 12, 2013 @ 05:20 AM
Aubrey.

Post: 185

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Toronto

Ya'll are giving him advice already and he ain't even posted ONE pic of her yet? Threads pertaining to girl problems most definitely requires the OP to provide pictures. SMH, HB community been fucked up.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

February 12, 2013 @ 05:20 AM
EEK A LURKER

Post: 1212

Join Date: Nov 2012

I'm sure she isn't the only Asian maths teacher.

.wa do dem.

February 12, 2013 @ 05:21 AM
chief

Post: 6554

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

pics or die

•••

February 12, 2013 @ 05:34 AM
Glo'bito

Post: 1682

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Chiraq

Tell her "I got a math problem for you, whats 23 times 3? 69" then pull out the dick.

"Yo bitch probably think I'm cute"

February 12, 2013 @ 05:38 AM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626


He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 12, 2013 @ 05:42 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

suspended

Post: 1088

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

Sorry it had  to be this young nigga





Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
February 12, 2013 @ 05:43 AM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

Sorry it had  to be this young nigga





Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
the close up kills me everytime LMFAOOOO

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 12, 2013 @ 05:53 AM
rezmo.

Post: 242

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: California.

Too bad ill never get this opportunity. I'm too much of a straight A student.  razz 

Another bottle in the brain.

February 12, 2013 @ 07:19 AM
dawn076

Post: 9

Join Date: Feb 2013

That is quite very hard on your because she is your tutor.Well for me one of the best way is to look good and do good job on her job and if you do it take her out and ask her if she is single and free to date.
February 12, 2013 @ 08:07 AM
reducto

Post: 247

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: California

PICS. Other than that, put the dick on the shoulder.
February 12, 2013 @ 01:19 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

>nervous as fuck
>tutor is hot tamales 
>gon go alpha in this bitch
>yell from top of lungs, fuelled by adrenaline
>"BITCH WHEN YOU FINNA LET ME CLAP DEM CHEEKS?"
>agrees to let me tame her lion
>typo loins, s/he's from thailand.
>mfw when puts her/his dick on my shoulder
February 12, 2013 @ 02:24 PM
99%Shit

Post: 3405

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

Ask if she knows ぢ.

Backfired, can't display Hiragana.

narsha.narsha.narsha

February 12, 2013 @ 02:52 PM
reggan

Post: 587

Join Date: Aug 2007

she probably like math jokes. take out your calculator and spell out boobs.
I think that she is going to think that you are a retard if you do that.

http://juicydistortion.tumblr.com/

February 12, 2013 @ 02:56 PM
ThatGuyBars

Post: 801

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: The depths of the 14...

Well OP wasted his time.

Ayyy!-Fonzie

February 12, 2013 @ 03:11 PM
potcjerry

Post: 47

Join Date: Feb 2013

> Tuition Lesson 1 - Tap her on the shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 2 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 3 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She gets used to it. She thinks its cute.
> Tuition Lesson 4 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She touches your hand and moves it down.
> Tuition Lesson 5 - Dick on Shoulder
> She touches your dick and moves it down to her V.
February 12, 2013 @ 03:26 PM
from02hero

Post: 1155

Join Date: Oct 2012

This kinda sounds like BlackPowerRangers situation when he tried to fuck his ugly teacher
and then when the nigga posted the pictures i was disappointed 
February 12, 2013 @ 05:08 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2003

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston


Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 12, 2013 @ 05:39 PM
Jamie Dimon

Post: 1281

Join Date: Jun 2009

Give her a red envelope with a condom in it.

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

February 12, 2013 @ 05:52 PM
Black Donald Trump

Post: 1580

Join Date: Apr 2008

carve out the inside of your math book and store a strap-on in there.
February 12, 2013 @ 06:00 PM
ToyotaGuy

Post: 2074

Join Date: May 2009

Location: Coyutla, Mexico

You ain't down 
February 12, 2013 @ 08:40 PM
unemployed

Post: 1440

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: CANADA EH!

tell her gangsta rap made u do it
February 13, 2013 @ 12:59 AM
offensive-commenter

Post: 514

Join Date: Feb 2013

op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
February 13, 2013 @ 01:51 AM
Detergent

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Toronto

February 13, 2013 @ 02:15 AM
karibruze

Post: 188

Join Date: Feb 2013

Can we get some pictures up in this bitch? Wtf. Come on.
February 13, 2013 @ 03:56 AM
theglory

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February 13, 2013 @ 04:52 AM
zeezyo

Post: 2459

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: san francisco

op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
be safe OP

X

February 13, 2013 @ 05:07 AM
karibruze

Post: 188

Join Date: Feb 2013

Would this thread help OP in court or implicate him?

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