I got a hot private tutor, I need some help.

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:01
be like i can only pay with sex hope thats ok
Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:02
always wanted to see someone try this, go this way.


just tell her straight up: Let's have sex


or the good old'


Since we both good looking, Why havent we fucked yet?
lol! shit haha, best advice Ive heard all fucking day that doesn't involve my dick on one's shoulder.  You got an alternative route?  I might just fucking try dat tho.  

edit: If it goes bad I'm out a math tutor lmao.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:17
yeah, be like:i've watched a movie yesterday and i was wondering if having sex with a teacher actually happens in real life like in those movies.

and leave it like that
Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:20
Ya'll are giving him advice already and he ain't even posted ONE pic of her yet? Threads pertaining to girl problems most definitely requires the OP to provide pictures. SMH, HB community been fucked up.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:20
I'm sure she isn't the only Asian maths teacher.

.wa do dem.

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:21
pics or die

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Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:34
Tell her "I got a math problem for you, whats 23 times 3? 69" then pull out the dick.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:38

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:42
Sorry it had  to be this young nigga




Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:43
Sorry it had  to be this young nigga




Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
the close up kills me everytime LMFAOOOO

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

Feb 12, 2013 @ 05:53
Too bad ill never get this opportunity. I'm too much of a straight A student.  tongueface 
Feb 12, 2013 @ 07:19
That is quite very hard on your because she is your tutor.Well for me one of the best way is to look good and do good job on her job and if you do it take her out and ask her if she is single and free to date.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 08:07
PICS. Other than that, put the dick on the shoulder.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 13:19
>nervous as fuck
>tutor is hot tamales 
>gon go alpha in this bitch
>yell from top of lungs, fuelled by adrenaline
>"BITCH WHEN YOU FINNA LET ME CLAP DEM CHEEKS?"
>agrees to let me tame her lion
>typo loins, s/he's from thailand.
>mfw when puts her/his dick on my shoulder
Feb 12, 2013 @ 14:24
Ask if she knows ぢ.

Backfired, can't display Hiragana.

narsha.narsha.narsha

Feb 12, 2013 @ 14:52
she probably like math jokes. take out your calculator and spell out boobs.
I think that she is going to think that you are a retard if you do that.

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Feb 12, 2013 @ 14:56
Well OP wasted his time.

Ayyy!-Fonzie

Feb 12, 2013 @ 15:11
> Tuition Lesson 1 - Tap her on the shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 2 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 3 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She gets used to it. She thinks its cute.
> Tuition Lesson 4 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She touches your hand and moves it down.
> Tuition Lesson 5 - Dick on Shoulder
> She touches your dick and moves it down to her V.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 15:26
This kinda sounds like BlackPowerRangers situation when he tried to fuck his ugly teacher
and then when the nigga posted the pictures i was disappointed 

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Feb 12, 2013 @ 17:08
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Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

Feb 12, 2013 @ 17:39
Give her a red envelope with a condom in it.

My garbage can eats better than 99% of the world.

Feb 12, 2013 @ 17:52
carve out the inside of your math book and store a strap-on in there.
Feb 12, 2013 @ 18:00
You ain't down 
Feb 12, 2013 @ 20:40
tell her gangsta rap made u do it
Feb 13, 2013 @ 00:59
op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
Feb 13, 2013 @ 01:51
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Feb 13, 2013 @ 02:15
Can we get some pictures up in this bitch? Wtf. Come on.
Feb 13, 2013 @ 03:56
Feb 13, 2013 @ 04:52
op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
be safe OP

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Feb 13, 2013 @ 05:07
Would this thread help OP in court or implicate him?
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