I got a hot private tutor, I need some help.

February 12, 2013 @ 04:12:57
So I recently like got this tutor that comes to my house every week to give me private lessons on math shit I don't understand.  She's around 28 and she's hot as hell in my standards.  I don't think she's in a relationship with anyone and I know she went to an all female college so that may have been the catalyst for a shitty dating life, but I'm bout use this to my advantage.  Plus I don't think she does too much outside of work, but I'm not too positive about that.  She seems like a sort of shy person, so  I need some real advice right now, cos my game has definitely not been on point as of late and my confidence isn't there right now.  We have some awkward convos so this shit definitely needs to change.  
February 12, 2013 @ 04:14:11
how old are you?
February 12, 2013 @ 04:15:01
I'm 17 now
February 12, 2013 @ 04:17:30
ask her whats 1 plus 1 and then be like "us"
February 12, 2013 @ 04:18:23
well tell her you have a math problem. and the only way to solve it is a dick in your ass.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:18:35
Originally posted by Inactive User
ask her whats 1 plus 1 and then be like "us"
lol that's pretty good, but I'm startin from like step zero.  
February 12, 2013 @ 04:19:43
she probably like math jokes. take out your calculator and spell out boobs.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:20:29
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February 12, 2013 @ 04:20:33
she probably like math jokes. take out your calculator and spell out boobs.
someone needs to fucking ban u from the forums.  
February 12, 2013 @ 04:21:53
Originally posted by Inactive User
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she sittin right next to me.  Be mad weird if I whip out my phone all of a sudden.  I'll try when she comes back though.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:21:54
you sure sound soft for someone with the username dark heart.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:22:56
Put your dick on her shoulder. Trust me

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

February 12, 2013 @ 04:24:02
see andre knows what im talking about.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:25:12
I'll hoagie slap her later.  
February 12, 2013 @ 04:25:26
REVS
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Tell her your mom will pay her extra if she domes you up. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

February 12, 2013 @ 04:28:40
I pay for all my shit.  ffs
February 12, 2013 @ 04:32:42
Ima just send her a pic of my cock, fuck it.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:35:14
Can someone post the obama rg3 no pics gif
February 12, 2013 @ 04:35:29
make sure you use 5x zoom.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:35:37
pics or gtfo
February 12, 2013 @ 04:37:15
info on private teacher? and how old is she?
February 12, 2013 @ 04:42:12
info on private teacher? and how old is she?
She's around 28 years old, asian, but really looks younger than her actual age.  You could pass her off as like a college student.  She's skinny as fuck and decent tits.  All this going to waste tho... Currently single, pretty shy cos she doesn't talk that much, don't think she's been with a guy in a minute....  Started tutoring me a few weeks back, no progress so far.  What else you need to know?
February 12, 2013 @ 04:43:20
This kinda sounds like BlackPowerRangers situation when he tried to fuck his ugly teacher
February 12, 2013 @ 04:46:48
This kinda sounds like BlackPowerRangers situation when he tried to fuck his ugly teacher
I remember that.  The bitch that tried to get with some ugly ass mamacita.  Naw this ain't like that tho, I prolly got a better chance with this person than he did with the actual teacher.  
February 12, 2013 @ 04:51:48
You problem is confidence; you know nothing about her and lack the confidence to find out. Show her you are confident by putting your dick on her shoulder.

.wa do dem.

February 12, 2013 @ 04:53:00
ask her who designed king arthurs table then be like "sir cumference", then be like"speaking of cum..." then put your dick on her shoulder.
February 12, 2013 @ 04:54:13
reading this shit is entertaining as fuck
February 12, 2013 @ 04:56:00
Ask her what time it is then lay your dick on her wrist blushing
February 12, 2013 @ 04:58:43
always wanted to see someone try this, go this way.

just tell her straight up: Let's have sex

or the good old'

Since we both good looking, Why havent we fucked yet?
February 12, 2013 @ 05:00:20
Ask her what's Six in German, then put your dick on her shoulder.

.wa do dem.

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