Drink cheap shitty beer in your friends parents basement, take lots of pictures and post them on facebook and call it a party.
Only wear vans, nike socks (black), cargo shorts, and a nike shirt saying "Don't do it, do me." everyday to school.
Don't go to school events, cause they're "fucking gay".
Drive your parents car everywhere and bitch about how it "totally sucks for paying for gas".
When smoking cigs only smoke newport, because anything else is totally gay.
Only thing I am guilty of is smoking newports, when I smoked (sounds weird coming from a youngin like me, I quit)