how many times do you got to choke the chicken after you pee? Vol. No homo's, virgins, non hansum ni

January 28, 2013 @ 04:42:20
Real talk everytime i piss i always shake a good 6 times and give the conda one good strong final shake, but when i pull up my pants i always get a lil excess dribble in my pants. 

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

January 28, 2013 @ 04:44:35
I'm pretty sure that choking the chicken is meant to be used for beating off. I've never beat off 6 times after pissing.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

January 28, 2013 @ 04:46:11
i never shake mine...
inb4smallpenis

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January 28, 2013 @ 04:52:49
im a boss at taking a piss no need to shake it B
January 28, 2013 @ 05:11:45
Dat weak urethra not successfully clearing ur dick tube of urine 

@b_low_brown Killerbrownies.tumblr.com

January 28, 2013 @ 05:57:40
i think fapping weakened my stream.  I squeeze and pull twice.
January 28, 2013 @ 15:17:12
dmwalking
Moderator
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.

HB stands for Help Beast. Currently supporting the supportive movement.

January 28, 2013 @ 15:32:31
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
January 28, 2013 @ 17:18:01
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
January 28, 2013 @ 17:19:08
fuck i cant comment on qoutes with an iphone. QFT 
January 28, 2013 @ 17:42:10
That doesn't change the fact that it's a dumb ass thread

upthefunk

January 28, 2013 @ 19:40:43
All you gotta do is take a square or two of toilet paper, dap it on your dickhole, ball it up, take a few steps back then shoot that shit. no urine and you feel like money
January 28, 2013 @ 20:37:08
dmwalking
Moderator
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
LMAO I legit laughed at the fact that you defended a penis thread.  Why you so mad though?  Dude made a joke thread and I made a joke right back.  But it's like you've been holding it in or something? LMAO. Did I clown you in another thread or something? Relax kid.


And the reason dudes side with me is because I make sense dog.  Despite how much you dislike me, I'm easily one of the most helpful people in Off Topic.  And because I'm such a nice guy, I won't even hold this little outburst against you.

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HB stands for Help Beast. Currently supporting the supportive movement.

January 28, 2013 @ 20:42:26
"Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man"
January 28, 2013 @ 20:44:33
 
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
LMAO I legit laughed at the fact that you defended a penis thread.  Why you so mad though?  Dude made a joke thread and I made a joke right back.  But it's like you've been holding it in or something? LMAO. Did I clown you in another thread or something? Relax kid.


And the reason dudes side with me is because I make sense dog.  Despite how much you dislike me, I'm easily one of the most helpful people in Off Topic.  And because I'm such a nice guy, I won't even hold this little outburst against you.

Or is it

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January 28, 2013 @ 22:03:26
 
No hate, but y'all care entirely too much about eachother's penises.  And then y'all just divulge personal info like it's nothing.  We need less penis related threads in HB.
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
Dude made a joke thread and I made a joke right back.
you was dead serious, you lost bruh
January 28, 2013 @ 22:54:02
 
ay man. Shut up. the only reason people side with you on your little philosophical rants and comments is cause you're OG. You start every one of those posts with "No Hate" but all you're doing is hating. If you don't like the thread why comment in it? you thin someone's gonna read your shit and be like "Aw man, i guess i really should stop making penis threads, time to make a life change man" ? Just relax nigga, if you aren't gonna contribute to the forum then don't post at all, but don't dare hop in everything trying to pick it apart, ESPECIALLY not in the OFF TOPIC section. 
Dude made a joke thread and I made a joke right back.
you was dead serious, you lost bruh
January 29, 2013 @ 06:17:35
Dude made a joke thread and I made a joke right back.
you was dead serious, you lost bruh
Faggot! you forgot the taco!!

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