Step your game up and buy her some Agent Provocateur.
I've wanted to do this before. I asked a semi-attractive female employee at Party City to try on a half sexy costume for me. She giggled then denied. She doesn't know how serious I was.ask the workers if they can try em on for you
lol a couple of bills isn't that bad but this is more for someone you wifed up but im sure many don't wanna drop that kinda cash on just lingerie anyways but to each their own