Calling in sick?

Jan 23, 2013 @ 19:54
I really don't want to work tomorrow, and I know this is a stupid question but how do I call in sick? I'm planning on saying hey, this is ****** ad I have a 101 degree fever so I can come in, I work in a retail job if it matters, is that good enough?
Jan 23, 2013 @ 19:55
just say your not coming in because your sick. they legally cant ask whats wrong with you.
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Jan 23, 2013 @ 19:57
just say your not coming in because your sick. they legally cant ask whats wrong with you.
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Pretty much
Jan 23, 2013 @ 19:59
its not rocket science 
say your sick as fuck and you dont want to infect any one else
Jan 23, 2013 @ 20:00
call your manager/supervisor and tell them
Jan 23, 2013 @ 20:06
Make it sound like you're doing them a service by not coming in to work (e.g. I have a contagious flu/pink eye).
Jan 23, 2013 @ 20:22
Just cough a lot when you're on the phone also try to sound like you got a stuffy nose.
Jan 23, 2013 @ 20:29
yeah, its really that easy. most managers will be cool with it, others will bitch.

if i were you, just to stay on their good side, id hit up a couple people and see if theyre willing to take your shift so when you call you can say "i wont be able to come in, but ***** said hed be willing to cover for me." Ive been the employee and the supervisor, and sayin something like that always makes it easier on everyone.
Jan 23, 2013 @ 21:04
Unless you're part time tomorrow is just another day bruh....
Jan 23, 2013 @ 22:07
just tell 'em your sick, I'm pretty sure they ain't about to play 21 questions with you.

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Jan 23, 2013 @ 22:15
Say your sick. But when you go back to work you gotta act like you're still sick.
Jan 24, 2013 @ 02:10
Yea just psych yourself up and make the call. And don't come in the day after with a sunburn lol
Jan 24, 2013 @ 02:18
Tell 'em you got loud on deck and you need a day off for the blunt. If ya boss isn't some Jaleel White-ass nigga, he should be down with you to take off and get faced. Church.

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Jan 24, 2013 @ 03:32
I always text my boss early up in the morning, turn my phone off, and go back to bed
Jan 24, 2013 @ 03:38
Diahrrea?  That's what I'm about to go with.
Jan 24, 2013 @ 03:46
I always text my boss early up in the morning, turn my phone off, and go back to bed
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Jan 24, 2013 @ 04:05
hahah it really is nerve wrecking the first couple of times though. was for me cause Im an honest dude, but once you pull through youll be like "thats it?". its like losing your virginity or getting your license. its a checkpoint worth arriving to, but once you pass it youll be like "thats what I was waiting so long for?"

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Jan 25, 2013 @ 23:57
hahah it really is nerve wrecking the first couple of times though. was for me cause Im an honest dude, but once you pull through youll be like "thats it?". its like losing your virginity or getting your license. its a checkpoint worth arriving to, but once you pass it youll be like "thats what I was waiting so long for?"
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Jan 26, 2013 @ 01:21
Say you have food poisoning #foolproof
Jan 26, 2013 @ 01:38
say your mom died
what is she ended up dying the next day though

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Jan 26, 2013 @ 01:42
Tell them you're having butt troubles. No one ever wants to hear any more.
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