Gotta Drug Test Coming Up

January 13, 2013 @ 08:03:03
All dumbass and simp topics aside. I got a hair test coming up soon. Haven't smoked since last month. I'm not a very heavy smoker. I'm always taking a couple months off every now and then and when i did smoke it would be for a like a month or so. I know what yall thinking. This mothafucka aint passing. But any help is greatly appreciated. Yes, i've looked many many different ways to pass a hair test. Best chance i got is using shampoos, getting haircuts, detoxing etc. Does anyone know of a guaranteed way to pass this test? Maybe not 100%, but something that can give me the best chance of passing this thing. Don't be the dumbass that says don't do drugs. Idgaf captain hindsight. I know theres somebody out there who has gone through this and must have an answer.
January 13, 2013 @ 08:14:50
dont do drugs.

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January 13, 2013 @ 08:18:44
Damn, never got a hair test. Is this for a serious company? You sure it's not a piss test?

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January 13, 2013 @ 08:21:16
Come in for the test bald

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January 13, 2013 @ 08:32:19
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January 13, 2013 @ 08:33:40
@popeyes thanks for getting that out of the way. you are nonetheless correct but it doesn't help. @tellmewhentogo it's not a serious position but the company is strict on drug policies . @B Low Brown That is out of the question.
January 13, 2013 @ 08:52:28
chop off the flow.
January 13, 2013 @ 08:55:39
Dye your hair the same color? The chemicals might mask that shit.
January 13, 2013 @ 09:28:09
cant do shit for a hair test my dude . . . ur fucked
January 13, 2013 @ 09:29:46
wear a wig

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January 13, 2013 @ 09:30:46
I know this bitch who smokes a bunch of weed and she used shampoo and passed a drug test. However, she has a weave and maybe they fucked up and took one of her weave hairs.
January 13, 2013 @ 09:34:21
@ER!C You may be absolutely right. I've heard that passing this test is inescapable while others may have proved otherwise. I am on the ladder between just dumping the opportunity and trying another time or trying my luck and bullshitting the system. This is what i really need advice with.
January 13, 2013 @ 09:35:52
Key hair testers car.
January 13, 2013 @ 09:43:19
@ER!C You may be absolutely right. I've heard that passing this test is inescapable while others may have proved otherwise. I am on the ladder between just dumping the opportunity and trying another time or trying my luck and bullshitting the system. This is what i really need advice with.
i mean what you got to lose fam, you never know! they could make a mistake during the test, or you might not even have enough weed in your system for it to come up . . . i say fuck it, just take the test dude . . . worst comes to worst they just say you failed the test and thats it, you can move on and find another opportunity
January 13, 2013 @ 20:45:41
i have a few friends who work at Seaworld and were tested with a hair test. they each used this $35 shampoo that they bought online and it worked for them. i''l try and find the name of the shampoo if you'd like. but Eric is right you've got nothing to loose.
January 13, 2013 @ 21:26:25
the weed in your system can be near you hair particles shit or whatever for 6 months
January 13, 2013 @ 21:39:02
info on job position/company
January 13, 2013 @ 21:40:12
Get cancer. Problem Solved

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January 13, 2013 @ 22:05:36
some good advice in dis thread here op
January 13, 2013 @ 22:43:48
Shave and get a weave.

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January 13, 2013 @ 23:27:30
Thanks for the advice everybody. Ill probably go through with it. The job position is a front desk job at a casino. It's a new casino too and they're pretty damn strict when it comes to testing i heard. Doesn't even allow smoking cigs on the casino floor or anywhere for that matter. I don't wanna bleach my hair and shave it so those options are out. & yeah, shit stays in your system for at least six months. That's where the shampoo/detoxing comes in. People use that shit to mask agents in your hair. Rinse/wash/repeat a day prior to testing or even a few hours. Thing is some are bullshit and some are legit. So some reliable products will be helpful if anyone knows any, please share.
January 14, 2013 @ 11:59:13
go bald lol

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January 14, 2013 @ 13:22:14
Lol if you're serious, then just shave that shit off, down to like 2 mm..If you have not smoked in a month, the first 2 mm of the hair shoulden't be traceable for any kind of substance..  
January 14, 2013 @ 16:09:00
I have a really simple solution to this. Stop doing whatever drugs you're doing, and shave off every inch of your hair even past 2 mm.

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January 14, 2013 @ 16:28:04
weave and get a shave
January 14, 2013 @ 18:09:39
alright guys. shaving your head sounds like a pretty simple loophole. but the thing is once they see my head all shaved, they will rather go for any other hair follicle on my body. this includes armpit hair, pubes, facial hair, eyelashes, etc. it's cool guys. i'm just gonna get a simple hair cut. got one about three times already since i've last smoked so i shouldnt be too bad. im just gonna wing this drug test. idgaf anymore if i pass i pass, if i fail i fail. on to the next one. thanks hb fam.
January 14, 2013 @ 18:38:43
you should try unsmoking everything

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January 15, 2013 @ 02:32:06
what drugs are u testing

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January 15, 2013 @ 02:44:10
if u did coke itd already be outta ur system maybe u should just stop smoking weed cuz that shit fucks u up dawg

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