Post your best pickup line.

January 03, 2013 @ 06:55:40
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex cause im stronger than you.

smokeyface

Works every time.

It is legal because I wish it.

January 03, 2013 @ 07:00:26
Virgin.         
January 03, 2013 @ 07:03:12
what dat mouf do ? 

Works every time.

hansum is 4ever

January 03, 2013 @ 07:17:44
beta


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:0

January 03, 2013 @ 07:18:33
If i could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together blushing
January 03, 2013 @ 07:24:36
My alka seltzer taste funny, could you taste it for me? 
January 03, 2013 @ 07:24:48
Double post. 
January 03, 2013 @ 07:48:33
Hey, excuse me miss I think you dropped this.

January 03, 2013 @ 07:56:46
virgin here
January 03, 2013 @ 07:56:50
When your sitting down and a girl is standing, offer her a seat and say "wait let me wipe your seat for you" and proceed to wipe for face

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January 03, 2013 @ 07:58:03
You ever suck a Hansum nigga's dick for some Dada? In about 23 seconds you won't be able to say you haven't.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

January 03, 2013 @ 08:03:22
I love you.like I love my dick size

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January 03, 2013 @ 08:13:54
If your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, could I visit you in between the holidays? 
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