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January 3, 2013 @ 06:55 AM

King Louis XIV

Post: 278

Join Date: Dec 2012

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex cause im stronger than you.

Works every time.

It is legal because I wish it.

January 3, 2013 @ 07:00 AM

Gli x Azzurri

Post: 546

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Pewter City

Virgin.

January 3, 2013 @ 07:03 AM

veryrareandbased

Post: 1714

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake at

what dat mouf do ?

Works every time.

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

January 3, 2013 @ 07:17 AM

Ultimate Man Ray

Post: 582

Join Date: Jan 2013

beta

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:)

January 3, 2013 @ 07:18 AM

kdubb44

Post: 1090

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

If i could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

January 3, 2013 @ 07:24 AM

Gaawdly

Post: 0

Join Date: Jan 2013

My alka seltzer taste funny, could you taste it for me?

January 3, 2013 @ 07:24 AM

Gaawdly

Post: 0

Join Date: Jan 2013

Double post.

January 3, 2013 @ 07:48 AM

salaam

Post: 729

Join Date: May 2011

Hey, excuse me miss I think you dropped this.

January 3, 2013 @ 07:56 AM

unemployed

Post: 1374

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: CANADA EH!

virgin here

January 3, 2013 @ 07:56 AM

iAmSofaKing

Post: 1492

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

When your sitting down and a girl is standing, offer her a seat and say "wait let me wipe your seat for you" and proceed to wipe for face

For Sale: Large Navy Supreme Floral Polo WTB: Medium Black Supreme Roses Football Top

January 3, 2013 @ 07:58 AM

AndreLutherKing

Post: 2884

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

You ever suck a Hansum nigga's dick for some Dada? In about 23 seconds you won't be able to say you haven't.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

January 3, 2013 @ 08:03 AM

Richboy 100 million

Post: 661

Join Date: May 2012

Location: university of stacki...

I love you.like I love my dick size

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January 3, 2013 @ 08:13 AM

Brosef

Post: 1202

Join Date: Feb 2008

If your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, could I visit you in between the holidays?