Post your best pickup line.

Jan 03, 2013 @ 06:55
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex cause im stronger than you.

smokeyface

Works every time.

It is legal because I wish it.

Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:00
Virgin.         
Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:03
what dat mouf do ? 

Works every time.

hansum is 4ever

Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:17
beta


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:0

Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:18
If i could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together blushing
Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:24
My alka seltzer taste funny, could you taste it for me? 
Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:24
Double post. 
Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:48
Hey, excuse me miss I think you dropped this.

Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:56
virgin here
Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:56
When your sitting down and a girl is standing, offer her a seat and say "wait let me wipe your seat for you" and proceed to wipe for face

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Jan 03, 2013 @ 07:58
You ever suck a Hansum nigga's dick for some Dada? In about 23 seconds you won't be able to say you haven't.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

Jan 03, 2013 @ 08:03
I love you.like I love my dick size

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Jan 03, 2013 @ 08:13
If your left leg was christmas, and your right leg was new years, could I visit you in between the holidays? 
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