The ethers were all strong... Jacobs was the most elaborate, the most interesting and entertaining as a whole. That ether was a work of art, it was like a beautiful collage of L's. But..
Bapas ether had to be the worst. I missed that one but now that I went back... damn.... I mean imagine having such a miniscule penis. Atleast homie who was banging that fat chick all over the internet can go back to the warm cushy arms of his lady after a day out in the cold world. But Bapa.... Imagine the shame of having your most pleasurable body part, inferior and useless. His man hood stays on the kids menu and he has no choice but to live with it or off himself. How can you even present that to a woman? And even if pipe is laid, how is it knowing you are giving her most likely the smallest dick she will ever recieve in her life? Just knowing you can't bone like a real man and there is nothing you can ever do about it. What could have been a sad sad and lonely secret, became an incredibly powerful ether thanks to bapa's foolish idea to upload his acorn dick to the internet. I feel almost bad posting this... like if he is lurking... if you are man... im sorry for your condition, don't off yourself, with modern advancements in science and technology, maybe a solution can one day be found.