Dude Wifed Up Pornstar

December 01, 2012 @ 19:31:53 PM
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Listen, we all know women are objects here for men's pleasure, right? So think of her like a car. I guess some niggas don't mind copping that used cheef kief lambo that stinks like 80lbs of blunt roaches and has underaged semen stains. NIggas just glad they got a lambo. You know? Niggas buy used bimmers and all that, torn upholstry, flood damage. Don't care, they glad they got a bimmer. Feel me?

Now imagine this chick. It's like buying a rental car for full price while it's still being used as a rental car. Ok, so you might have you rarri's and rovas, nahmean, but every time you step out the car, you got people using your car recklessly. Doing donuts. Spilling beer. Putting semen in the muffler. I mean, personally, if I paid full price for a car, I ain't trying to have other niggas using it up and treating it reckless. It's my car.I paid for dem tiddies. But I guess niggas will do anything to get dem rarris and rovas. Got the carfax and everything. 30 blown transmissions. Leaking oil. Got semen in the grill. Nope, don't care. I got a ferarri. Then when you finally thinkin you paid it off and she ain't being a rental no more, you find out niggas been test driving for free on the side.

I dont' need a ferarri that bad.

Truth. I'm not gonna be out here saying, oh most chicks out here slept with multiple men, so whats wrong with wifin up a pornstar? You cannot be serious. Walking around in public around men who've seen her porn just fantasizin bout your wife with a image her naked and her shenanigans? Imagine you eating dinner with her, and before you leave the restaurant the waiter wants her autograph because she's his favorite pornstar. You just took a major L. You getting virtual cucokled every night by dudes on the computer. Assuming shes not doing the videos anymore, Wifing=exclusivity, and porn videos are for forever homie all you got is the marriage document claiming your exclusivity, but the exclusivity isn't authentic. Oh, and i dont understand this thing about insecurity, it's healthy to be jealous/insecure bout other men watching or dealing with your wife because your feelings/emotion/work been all put into her, after wifin you almost deserve your exclusivity, but here it doesnt really exist.
December 01, 2012 @ 19:36:32 PM
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Listen, we all know women are objects here for men's pleasure, right? So think of her like a car. I guess some niggas don't mind copping that used cheef kief lambo that stinks like 80lbs of blunt roaches and has underaged semen stains. NIggas just glad they got a lambo. You know? Niggas buy used bimmers and all that, torn upholstry, flood damage. Don't care, they glad they got a bimmer. Feel me?

Now imagine this chick. It's like buying a rental car for full price while it's still being used as a rental car. Ok, so you might have you rarri's and rovas, nahmean, but every time you step out the car, you got people using your car recklessly. Doing donuts. Spilling beer. Putting semen in the muffler. I mean, personally, if I paid full price for a car, I ain't trying to have other niggas using it up and treating it reckless. It's my car.I paid for dem tiddies. But I guess niggas will do anything to get dem rarris and rovas. Got the carfax and everything. 30 blown transmissions. Leaking oil. Got semen in the grill. Nope, don't care. I got a ferarri. Then when you finally thinkin you paid it off and she ain't being a rental no more, you find out niggas been test driving for free on the side.

I dont' need a ferarri that bad.

Truth. I'm not gonna be out here saying, oh most chicks out here slept with multiple men, so whats wrong with wifin up a pornstar? You cannot be serious. Walking around in public around men who've seen her porn just fantasizin bout your wife with a image her naked and her shenanigans? Imagine you eating dinner with her, and before you leave the restaurant the waiter wants her autograph because she's his favorite pornstar. You just took a major L. You getting virtual cucokled every night by dudes on the computer. Assuming shes not doing the videos anymore, Wifing=exclusivity, and porn videos are for forever homie all you got is the marriage document claiming your exclusivity, but the exclusivity isn't authentic.


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December 02, 2012 @ 04:54:21 AM
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People here keep mentioning the vid where she says 'FML', but I don't recall that.

Somebody hook it up.

PS - Lol @ du living off of her $. Come on, man.
December 02, 2012 @ 05:13:52 AM
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If you marry a pornstar I feel bad for you.
he's probably her biggest fan and gets no time.
She's probably not very interesting since she has to do fucking PORN as a job...
she's cute. i'd date. just to do it.
wife. never. have kids with? never. what would she teach your daughter? what if this fuckboy has kids with her.
she's still doing porn? so some grimey porn dude is getting more ass from YOUR OWN WIFE.
if my wife did porn. she's getting smacked.
dat pussy probably wetter than hurricane sandy boo.
January 08, 2013 @ 16:01:27 PM
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January 08, 2013 @ 16:15:46 PM
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This is my favorite pornstar, good looks - Based Jesus

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January 08, 2013 @ 22:09:30 PM
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I mean, okay she's done some hoe shit.. Lots of girls have, her history just happens to be documented on camera.. 
January 08, 2013 @ 22:28:38 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
I mean, okay she's done some hoe shit.. Lots of girls have, her history just happens to be documented on camera.. 

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January 08, 2013 @ 22:28:39 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
I mean, okay she's done some hoe shit.. Lots of girls have, her history just happens to be documented on camera.. 
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January 08, 2013 @ 22:43:29 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
I mean, okay she's done some hoe shit.. Lots of girls have, her history just happens to be documented on camera.. 

change "some" to 23472047280472904729047289047204729034
January 08, 2013 @ 23:15:29 PM
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You don't think hoes do that many guys off camera? pornstars (especially well paid ones like Abella) do probably 2 scenes in a month at MOST. So around 20 sexual encounters on film. 

I know girls out there with a body count of 30+ any given year 

your girl will lie to you about how many guys she's been with, if you've dated lots of girls odds are one is an Abella on the down low. 
January 08, 2013 @ 23:42:59 PM
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if you put makeup on a pig it's still a pig. just like her, a hoe's a hoe.

doesnt matter how many scenes or whatever she's done. she's still a hoe. why would anyone settle for a hoe?
January 11, 2013 @ 23:02:58 PM
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How much you wanna bet he's in the studio while Abellas filming

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January 11, 2013 @ 23:19:25 PM
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ooowweee Abella Anderson? Fuck everybody, that nigga's doin it right now. I'd wife her up just to say I did. And to have her ride the shit out of me everyday. I'd try to create an online reality show that revolves around us fucking. Cash in yaknoo

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June 20, 2014 @ 20:41:15 PM
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To be real, idk if I could wife a pornstar. I just wanna marry a model or some regular bitch I met at whole foods and happens to be on a pesto binge as well. Whatever. I'm not the type to ask questions about a woman's past because I know she'd get upset at my past, and shit I might as well about hers. It's not worth the headache. It is hard when her past is documented, but if you 100% secure in yourself, do it. I'm a real nigga, but even I ask myself questions from time to time. 

Still get bitches too. It's a win lose situation being a human. 
June 20, 2014 @ 21:06:08 PM
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idk honestly the whole idea of literally selling your pussy is just unethical to me, can't respect it. Not even for me to judge but not for wifey

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June 21, 2014 @ 00:02:59 AM
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I can't fuck with a women who puts a dollar value to their pussy. No self respect whatsoever
June 21, 2014 @ 00:34:16 AM
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Everyone's looking at this the wrong way. This dude's wife has people searching on porn sites by the thousands, daily. I could never actually put a ring on a pornstar, but I'd date one instantly. You're hitting off a girl who men around the world are pretending to hit off. That's the mecca. And these girls look at sex completely differently; you don't think she'd be down for an open relationship? Every dude always worries about what another man's thinking. 


I'd end up saying no, but I'd put deep thought into marrying someone gorgeous like Remy. Anyone talking shit and throwing shade are hating heavy on the fact that THEY aren't hitting it.

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

June 21, 2014 @ 00:38:24 AM
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And the more I read, the more I see insecure ass bitches on here. Guess what? 90% of significant others had at least that one time where she let three frat bros run a train on her in college. Grow up.

Selling pussy is unethical. But selling your sperm isn't? 

Most girls love getting dicked down in the worst ways: choked up, smacked up, treated like shit. It's refreshing to know women open about it, instead of keeping it underwraps like this is some  extremist Muslim society. It's 2014; sex is a hobby.


Y'all don't get that much pussy, huh?

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June 21, 2014 @ 00:46:51 AM
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idk honestly the whole idea of literally selling your pussy is just unethical to me, can't respect it. Not even for me to judge but not for wifey
There are "regular" girls that fuck guys for a lot less than pornstars and escorts have 

They provide a really important service. Not everyone can fuck the hottest women since they're usually incredibly picky but these girls make it attainable for certain people

It's the oldest profession for a reason, sex is not a want, it's a necessity and these girls are taking advantage of their looks before they fade which is a smart decision

I wouldn't wife up a pornstar or sex worker but they're usually more down to earth than regular girls and have better personalities. I guess there's something about taking hundreds of dick during your lifetime that makes you humble
June 21, 2014 @ 01:30:43 AM
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I could never wife up a porn star. Sorry. I have no problem with having a freak for a wife, but most porn stars have some real deep insecurities. Not only do I have to deal with that, I have to deal with the fact that my girl fucked niggas for money on camera. She might as well be a whore.
June 21, 2014 @ 03:22:18 AM
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Everyone's looking at this the wrong way. This dude's wife has people searching on porn sites by the thousands, daily. I could never actually put a ring on a pornstar, but I'd date one instantly. You're hitting off a girl who men around the world are pretending to hit off. That's the mecca. And these girls look at sex completely differently; you don't think she'd be down for an open relationship? Every dude always worries about what another man's thinking. 


I'd end up saying no, but I'd put deep thought into marrying someone gorgeous like Remy. Anyone talking shit and throwing shade are hating heavy on the fact that THEY aren't hitting it.
yo i was with you on the 1st paragraph but the rest of that in the other posts....overthinking it brah.
June 21, 2014 @ 04:47:13 AM
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Hasn't she broken like 2 dicks?
June 21, 2014 @ 04:48:05 AM
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Geez she picked the ugliest dude out there. Bald head with a fat mustache? Cmon. He must have money.
June 21, 2014 @ 09:14:02 AM
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she's on camster right now. im bout to ask her about this shit. lol
June 21, 2014 @ 09:25:40 AM
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I mean, my last girlfriend told me she had 110 bodies in one year. Including 12  threesomes(2 dudes) and a few of trains ran on her. She said a week before we met she let two basketball teams go through her. 

She was truly this city hoe. 


Sex was bomb af tho

Ariana Grande wouldn't treat me like this

June 21, 2014 @ 19:01:55 PM
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I mean, my last girlfriend told me she had 110 bodies in one year. Including 12  threesomes(2 dudes) and a few of trains ran on her. She said a week before we met she let two basketball teams go through her. 

She was truly this city hoe. 


Sex was bomb af tho
June 22, 2014 @ 20:49:39 PM
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I lol'd at the commemt abouy him being at the studio while she "works"
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