"FREE GUNPLAY"
or
"Hey girl I just got the directors cut of National Treasure on blu ray. Wanna come over lick my balls while I watch the special features? Oh whats that? You don't like Nicholas Cage? Dats cool. I rented Will Smith's Wild Wild West from the Red Box. Suck me up?"
Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM
