Last night was on some real life jersey shore shit. Me and the homie bring back girls to my apartment, Im with the cute one and he's with the beat one. This dude didnt jump on the grenade for me. On some bullshit, because ive done it for him. You guys do the same yay or nay?
On the real yes and no. Yes as in I have fucked a grenade (never again, thinking about it still makes me cringe) but I was super drunk out of my mind and on top of that I was stoned and stuck and no, as in no I have never "took one for the team". I am in no way a team player and fully believe that there's an I in team. Then again I have never been in that situation because my homies know off break I will clown a bitch if she comes on to me unwanted and will fuck the whole party/orgy (yes, I said orgy) up for everyone and nobody gets any pussy and will have to hit up X-Videos. *shrugs*