i worked all night an didn't have a chance to come home, so im pretty tired at this point but the girl asks me out for a drink, and she's like "just before you go, i want you to know we are courting right now, and that does NOT involve anything touchy feely". i'm like ok, whatever, she's really hot (serious 9/10). so we have a good time, come home, her roomates watching Knights Tale with heath ledger. i sit with my girl and within 5 minutes i fall asleep. i wake up to a huge twitch, literally knock my girls hand off mine, look up, and ask her "hows your phone babygirl?".
her roomate is horrified and my girl (emma) starts laughing at me. shes like "if youre gonna go to sleep, you should get comfy and take off that jacket. her roomate is weirded out and is getting up to leave. it's pretty cold in her place and my jacket is comfy so i think ill just take all the shit out of my pockets and lie down so its not uncomfortable. as im emptying my pockets i make eye contact with her roomate and start apologizing. she is staring at me like i am insane, even more scared of me than before. emmas like "uhhhh wtf?? i think you should go". i forgot what was in my pockets and dropped two handfuls of condoms onto her coffee table while staring her roomate down.
anyways i left and havent talked to her since. should i text her?
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