Some chick Vol. I want her to sit on my face

Nov 06, 2012 @ 03:34
When you play that line
It's inevitable, bitch is bagged. Then you procceed to hit her with the door test,
When you go and pick her up for the face sitting sesh
Get out the car and LOCK both doors
When you're getting back in the car open her door with the key then walk around the back of the car
Wait and see through back window if bitch pops up the lock for your door. If she unlocks it, keep her. If she doesn't
DUMP HER swiftly

bein edgy aint all its cracked up to be

Nov 06, 2012 @ 03:36
When you play that line
It's inevitable, bitch is bagged. Then you procceed to hit her with the door test,
When you go and pick her up for the face sitting sesh
Get out the car and LOCK both doors
When you're getting back in the car open her door with the key then walk around the back of the car
Wait and see through back window if bitch pops up the lock for your door. If she unlocks it, keep her. If she doesn't
DUMP HER swiftly


Got that from a movie huh?

Ayyy!-Fonzie

Nov 06, 2012 @ 04:39
if you keep saying "fuck it, right?" then you shouldn't have a problem with the age difference. Do you homie
Nov 06, 2012 @ 17:16
69 that shit plus double piss shesh is the best homie.

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Nov 06, 2012 @ 18:10
Never met a girl down with golden showers but good luck

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Nov 06, 2012 @ 18:26
do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash that pussy wide open

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

Nov 06, 2012 @ 18:32
"Damn girl, I'm feeling all washed away by your wavery. You ever been simped on by a real one?"

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Nov 06, 2012 @ 20:30
Originally posted by Inactive User
if you keep saying "fuck it, right?" then you shouldn't have a problem with the age difference. Do you homie


True, I mine as well give it a shot, worst I could get is a no. Fuck it right? Nah but seriously, when should I bring up face sitting? If shit was to go down, I get digits, etc. Whens a good time to pop the question?


Best way is 69 for starters.. You could try saying "i want you to sit on my face" in a playful/jokingly manner but that sort of depends on what her personality/sense of humor is like. But first, start off with the digits bruh..
Nov 06, 2012 @ 20:36
@whiteobama
Originally posted by Inactive User
Good look. Glad to see other dudes are down for the pissin' (no homo). But really, is it wrong how bad I want to be inside her? Like I honestly want to put a child into her, and I'm not even out of college or anything yet. I feel like I shouldn't have these thoughts, but then I do, and fap hard.

But good call on the 69 dub piss, never tried it, have you?


Tried it ex had a pissing fetish and got me into it. Was pretty hot but def crazier SHIT out there. Bitch loved it in the B hole pull it out with doo doo and shed clean me up with her mouth... Lol some fucked up shit but i aint gonna lie made me nut good jafeel.

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Nov 06, 2012 @ 22:51
^ The Fuck? We all R.Kelly now?

Ayyy!-Fonzie

Nov 06, 2012 @ 23:18
she look like she down for all that shit.....
you might have a chance if you stop calling yourself a limp honkie
when ever u see a bitch u like picture yourself 6'9 with a 10' dick
none of that low confidence shit b or u will stay a virgin
Nov 07, 2012 @ 02:45
Originally posted by Inactive User
@whiteobama
Originally posted by Inactive User
Good look. Glad to see other dudes are down for the pissin' (no homo). But really, is it wrong how bad I want to be inside her? Like I honestly want to put a child into her, and I'm not even out of college or anything yet. I feel like I shouldn't have these thoughts, but then I do, and fap hard.

But good call on the 69 dub piss, never tried it, have you?


Tried it ex had a pissing fetish and got me into it. Was pretty hot but def crazier SHIT out there. Bitch loved it in the B hole pull it out with doo doo and shed clean me up with her mouth... Lol some fucked up shit but i aint gonna lie made me nut good jafeel.


Hottdamn that's some gnar shit. I would seriously love to piss in her butthole make a nasty mess in that ass, and my dick, fuck it right? I just want to nut inside her or piss in her before or after, flood that shit. I think shes beautiful.

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Nov 07, 2012 @ 02:46
just keep fappin m8 ur talking to hypbeasts about some chick who goes into your job you obv got no game
Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:19
REVS
Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:23

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:31
REVS
Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:34
Is it midgets, leather, bondage, feet, CFNM, anal, or transexual

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:36
Is it midgets, leather, bondage, feet, CFNM, anal, or transexual


Naw it's none of that stuff. But if your into to that shit do you bruh
REVS
Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:41
Is it midgets, leather, bondage, feet, CFNM, anal, or transexual


Naw it's none of that stuff. But if your into to that shit do you bruh


Not my cup of tea.

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Nov 07, 2012 @ 03:46
Is it midgets, leather, bondage, feet, CFNM, anal, or transexual


Naw it's none of that stuff. But if your into to that shit do you bruh

CP
Nov 07, 2012 @ 04:04
Is it midgets, leather, bondage, feet, CFNM, anal, or transexual


Naw it's none of that stuff. But if your into to that shit do you bruh

CP

Lolita Dolls
Nov 07, 2012 @ 04:07

Inactive User

Nov 07, 2012 @ 04:19
aim higher bru....

so disappoint
Nov 07, 2012 @ 04:28
Nope none of that either. Damn, maybe im the only one?smh

BTW what is CP and Lolita Dolls?
Nov 07, 2012 @ 04:49
CP is child porn

Lolita Dolls originates from this.
Screenshot of the story
Nov 07, 2012 @ 08:18
Nope none of that either. Damn, maybe im the only one?smh


sniffing armpits?
Nov 07, 2012 @ 08:49
lmfao dis nigga actually got dem stlaker ass pics

dis nigga really bout dat satisfying hb life smokeyface
Nov 07, 2012 @ 10:12
When talking to her, say "I like my women like I like my glasses: sitting on my face."
Nov 07, 2012 @ 15:32

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Nov 07, 2012 @ 15:46
Originally posted by Inactive User
CP is child porn

Lolita Dolls originates from this.
Screenshot of the story


Goddamn! The Lolita Dolls story is very disturbing. I feel bad for the dude. He was so sex deprived that he kind of went insane making the dollssmh
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