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November 3, 2012 @ 04:26 AM
AGUA

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Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

So I work at a spot and this chick who works across the street at a bar comes in and buys cigs, and goddamn this bitch is fine. Long brown hair, nice ass, kind as fuck, and all this other shit. And this bitch is like 25 and I'm just a 20 year old honkie with his limp dick in his hand.

I'd pay for the head game.

She be down for the face-sitting? We be down for the face-sitting, piss drinking, shit fuck it all.

She's got the nicest teeth and shit. Piss all up and down her, when shes fully clothed, fuck it, right?
November 3, 2012 @ 04:30 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3401

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

I know who would know the answer
@stalker46ss

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

November 3, 2012 @ 04:31 AM
myBallz

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Join Date: Jun 2011

pics or not real
November 3, 2012 @ 04:32 AM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

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Location: Vashtie\'s Room

pics or not real

:)

November 3, 2012 @ 04:35 AM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

pics or not real


Pics of what? My limp dick? or the chick?
November 3, 2012 @ 04:36 AM
REVS

moderator

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Location: Philadelphia, PA

What
Would
Stalker
Do
?

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

November 3, 2012 @ 04:42 AM
Silver Price

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Location: Ridgewood

lol ahm seet on deh feehhs

floral fam man til the death - floral family man til the death - i know lorraine on a personal level

November 3, 2012 @ 05:10 AM
popeyes

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Join Date: Dec 2010

pics or not real


Pics of what? My limp dick? or the chick?


this is hypebeast. pics of the dick of course.

john lamone is a fag. boland is a fag.

November 3, 2012 @ 05:39 AM
Soul Rize

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Location: Houston

pics of chick or thread is pointless

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

November 3, 2012 @ 06:06 AM
YoungRizal

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Location: Sauga...905

potential thread got potential

Proceed

FS - Supreme Nupste, WTAPS Parasmock ETC

November 3, 2012 @ 06:26 AM
myBallz

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pics or not real


Pics of what? My limp dick? or the chick?


post chick's pic here
pm limp dick pic to buddyomar or boland
November 3, 2012 @ 02:26 PM
touchdowntodd

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Location: Milwaukee, WI

pics ...

and smdh @ ur lack of game ... anyone can pull any chick .. learn to use the mouthpiece homie ... jesus

fukasignature.com ... glad we have these back tho

November 3, 2012 @ 02:50 PM
guyitsmathew

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Location: Miami

I know who would know the answer
@stalker46ss

http://www.guyitsmathew.net/

November 3, 2012 @ 05:04 PM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

Alright, alright. Going to pull some BlackPowerRanger type shit and try and snag a picture today if shes in, which she probably will be. I report back tonight at 11pm when I get done.
November 3, 2012 @ 06:32 PM
KTA

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November 3, 2012 @ 06:34 PM
craigsagersuit

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He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

November 3, 2012 @ 09:57 PM
stalker46ss

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if you get off earlier than she does. go to your car and stay there just watch her until she's done. once u see her exit that door start ur engine and jus follow her. Youl most likely end up at her house right down the address then your good. if you are successful with this segment hum for next directions
November 3, 2012 @ 11:08 PM
shnoosetheboose

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if you get off earlier than she does. go to your car and stay there just watch her until she's done. once u see her exit that door start ur engine and jus follow her. Youl most likely end up at her house right down the address then your good. if you are successful with this segment hum for next directions


I'm dying right now
November 3, 2012 @ 11:36 PM
rabbitman

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Location: north america


be careful what you pretend to be

November 4, 2012 @ 03:28 AM
myBallz

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tagged pics
November 4, 2012 @ 04:03 AM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

No pics. She wasn't in today/tonight, bar was packed (as usual on a saturday night). I'll try tomorrow. 3-11pm.


Sidebar: I've laid a hand to her 6 times now in the past 48 hours. May decide to stay up till 2am this friday night till the bar lets out and see what car she drives/if able, sniff her seats.

Need some more advice and/or tips on how to spice it up with your hand, while laying it to her image.
November 4, 2012 @ 11:51 PM
AGUA

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Location: Boston, MA

Update: got a pic, got a name. Pics kinda shitty cause I had to get my phone out mad fast. But I'll post it at 11 tonight.
November 4, 2012 @ 11:52 PM
AndreLutherKing

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Location: Hansumville

Damn this went a lot faster than when BPR tried to get one

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

November 5, 2012 @ 04:45 AM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

Alright here's the pics, there like shitty as fuck cause she was already in line when I noticed it was her and I had to wip out my phone mad fast. But they don't do her justice, she's bangin', slang a hand to her in a second. But she's not some frail slunt.





I'll try to get someone else to ring her up tomorrow so I can get a clear pic. But damn she is so nice, piss all up and down that butt, in our mouths, but fuck it right?

She the type of girl that I want to sit on my face, but then let me sit on hers. Only if shes down.

But nah I talked with her today, her names Michelle. Just sucks because I'm (to repeat) a limp honkie. I'm almost 21, so it isn't like I could go grab a drink with her after work or some shit, like how should I approach her about face sitting? What do ya'll think I should?

Down for the fecal, we down, fuck it right?
November 5, 2012 @ 04:48 AM
Jollibee.

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She looks ugly. Not worth it.
November 5, 2012 @ 04:54 AM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

She looks ugly. Not worth it.


Psh kid you're a pinoy, the fuck you zipheads know about anything? Eat a fart nigga.
November 5, 2012 @ 04:55 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3401

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Make sure to ask her about the fecal next time you see her. Great conversation starter

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

November 5, 2012 @ 04:56 AM
Jollibee.

Post: 2176

Join Date: Apr 2012

She looks ugly. Not worth it.


Psh kid you're a pinoy, the fuck you zipheads know about anything? Eat a fart nigga.

You have shit taste for women. I'm pinoy i know who to simp to.
November 5, 2012 @ 04:59 AM
AGUA

Post: 490

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

She looks ugly. Not worth it.


Psh kid you're a pinoy, the fuck you zipheads know about anything? Eat a fart nigga.

You have shit taste for women. I'm pinoy i know who to simp to.


Eat rice nigga. Fart smellin ass sleepin nigga. Filthy nigga. Shower up.
November 5, 2012 @ 06:05 AM
W33ZY

Post: 1148

Join Date: Feb 2008

ayo B, compliment on the ways she looks and shit. If she comes in all the time maybe slide her yo digits before she gets back to work and tell her to hit u up after work bruh. Flirt with her while shes in there too.. facesitting doesn't come easy brotha

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