Everyone has at least one. share your tales of epic win or pure embarrassment here.
A nigga recently turned 21, so that means you GOTTA get turnt up fell me? So I had this lil party at my cousin's crib, doing shots with everyone that showed up. The thing is though i didn't know where the shot glasses were so i resorted to using plastic cups. half full cups of goose and jameson. a nigga was feeling the wave riiii riiiiiiiiiii, so im chilling and my nigga comes through with the fat dub sack. now i don't smoke riiii, but shit its my birthday right? gotta do it up. blew that shit down. I'd say about 10 minutes later I was locked to the spot i was sitting fucking lost staring at the stars and coming to understanding the meaning of life. smacked a bottle out some chicks hand by accident, and she was tryna fuck, but a nigga drid so he cant understand whats going on. Made my way to the living room, tryna regain my life force so i can party with chicas and the homies but my body was fucking with my mind on some "nah b, you gon' stay right here". Bitches tryna give a niggas lap dances, tryna fuck, lesbians in the kitchen who aren't about that life (Yeezy reference). all that shit isn't even the bad part in my opinion, its the fact that this was 30 minutes into getting buck. long story short. no pussy was given, a nigga ended up knocked out.
