The Official Girl Pickup/Approach thread

October 12, 2012 @ 05:01 AM
kdubb44

Post: 1086

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

Post shit you would start a conversation with a random girl


I Would usually approach and girl and ask her a question for a "survey" and then from there on itds cool
October 12, 2012 @ 05:07 AM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 2965

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

should be good.
But usually "hey!" works.
For the girl im talking to now i started a convo by asking her if she was a Vogue mag model and if she got her fashion sense from bulma from dbz.

:)

October 12, 2012 @ 05:09 AM
veryrareandbased

Post: 1703

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: The Trap

I need this.

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

October 12, 2012 @ 05:10 AM
ManRay

Post: 2166

Join Date: Apr 2012

"Hi, my name's Ronnel."

3k post, i give every hb member $1 via paypal

October 12, 2012 @ 05:33 AM
Trollinator

Post: 5030

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Location

hey, can i tap dat?

I want to see the world burn

October 12, 2012 @ 05:39 AM
bugzzz

Post: 501

Join Date: Oct 2012

If shes sophisticated:

"Hey, I lost my D over there can u get it for me?"

If shes a hoodrat:

"U tryna catch the D?
October 12, 2012 @ 05:46 AM
RiFF RaFF

Post: 987

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: San jose

i don't even talk. gotta eye fuck the bitch from far away and make sure to smile and then approach her. usually she talks first

Be about it

October 12, 2012 @ 05:50 AM
traggi

Post: 564

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Houston

Just say hello, damn. The pussy isn't a puzzle. You make yourself worse by thinking about it too much.
October 12, 2012 @ 05:58 AM
iAmSofaKing

Post: 1492

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Toronto

If your sitting down and shes not

"Hey would you like to sit down??

"Hold on, let me wipe your seat for you first"

*Wipes face*

Happens to me all the time at bus stations, just dont have the balls to actually try it out

For Sale: Large Navy Supreme Floral Polo WTB: Medium Black Supreme Roses Football Top

October 12, 2012 @ 06:05 AM
Vancouver

Post: 1216

Join Date: Jan 2008

"gucci dont go on sale"
October 12, 2012 @ 06:20 AM
kdubb44

Post: 1086

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

answers like this shows y this niggas dont get no pussy
October 12, 2012 @ 06:38 AM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 2965

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

answers like this shows y this niggas dont get no pussy

to be honest its nigga that say shit like this are the ones that get no pussy.

:)

October 12, 2012 @ 06:59 AM
.kciN

Post: 1389

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

If shes sophisticated:

"Hey, I lost my D over there can u get it for me?"

If shes a hoodrat:

"U tryna catch the D?


And that my friend, is why you're still a virgin
October 12, 2012 @ 04:18 PM
overswagulating

Post: 121

Join Date: Dec 2011

" i'll buy you food "

works ALL THE TIME no questions ask
October 12, 2012 @ 04:51 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1728

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Me in Supreme Camp, plantlife socks, and Odd Future shirt
Girl: OH MY GAWD YOU LIKE ODD FUTURE?
Me: HELL YEA SWAG ME OUT. GOLF WANG!
Girl: I LOVE TYLER AND HODGY <3
Me: TRILL
Girl: WHAT? YOU LIKE ASAP ROCKY?
Me: TRILL
Girl: HEHEHE COME TO MY ROOM AND SEE MY POSTERS
Me: No, I need to go swag, but give me yo digits.
October 12, 2012 @ 04:53 PM
Your Fan

Post: 480

Join Date: May 2012

"Excuse me"
October 12, 2012 @ 04:55 PM
biafran

Post: 164

Join Date: Jan 2010

I do the simple pickup tactic:

Hey do you know where x is?
oh you just go ahead and turn---
im jkin I just thought you were cute and had to talk ot you, im biafran...


niceee
October 12, 2012 @ 05:05 PM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 2877

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Aye girl what that mouth do?

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 12, 2012 @ 06:07 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1728

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

dead ass right now it's this girl sitting across from me in the library and she is a fucking angel. Like gah damn perfect. Idk what to do.
October 12, 2012 @ 06:25 PM
falcon0

Post: 225

Join Date: May 2012

Ask if she knows anything about what you are in the library studying for. Keep it simple. The tutor student angle is a classic.
October 12, 2012 @ 06:30 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1728

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

man she ain't even looking up at me. Giving me zero attention sad
October 12, 2012 @ 06:32 PM
ManRay

Post: 2166

Join Date: Apr 2012

Ask her if she's married and speaks spanish

3k post, i give every hb member $1 via paypal

October 12, 2012 @ 06:38 PM
Dr. Funkenstein

Post: 2130

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: BLAT BLAT BLAT

man she ain't even looking up at me. Giving me zero attention sad


October 12, 2012 @ 09:35 PM
blackice445

Post: 1269

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: New Jersey

" You looking mighty fine and I'd likes to penetrate them sugar walls. we can do this easy way or the hard way, your choice bitch. This one usually works.
October 12, 2012 @ 11:17 PM
craigsagersuit

Post: 2246

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Los Scandalous

when you gon' let me fuuuck mrs.parker?

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

October 12, 2012 @ 11:24 PM
nochurch

Post: 640

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: CANADA

aye u

girl wit da fat ass

aight u ugly anyway

Shouts out to Asian girls, let the lights dimsum.

October 13, 2012 @ 12:09 AM
oneallah

Post: 1265

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

fuck my luck-whenever i start having a good convo with a cute girl it turns out shes been in a relationship-i just feel like turning into brock lesnar, going over to that guys house, F-5ing the crap out of him-causing him to go into a coma, pull the plug in the hospital, blame it all on brock lesnar, and then i comfort the girl and smash-

i wish this was real life
October 13, 2012 @ 12:24 AM
vizual

Post: 136

Join Date: Sep 2012

"Hey, do you have time to spare for Jesus Christ?"

"Yes/No."

"Oh...I was joking, I just thought you were cute."
October 13, 2012 @ 12:37 AM
.kciN

Post: 1389

Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: Paradise

aye u

girl wit da fat ass

aight u ugly anyway


Lmao cool

fuck my luck-whenever i start having a good convo with a cute girl it turns out shes been in a relationship-i just feel like turning into brock lesnar, going over to that guys house, F-5ing the crap out of him-causing him to go into a coma, pull the plug in the hospital, blame it all on brock lesnar, and then i comfort the girl and smash-

i wish this was real life





WWE references prove you're a virgin btw.
October 13, 2012 @ 12:39 AM
pew pew pew

Post: 3554

Join Date: Feb 2009

did u pee on my chest?

cuz urine my heart ^_^
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