girl wit da fat ass
aight u ugly anyway
fuck my luck-whenever i start having a good convo with a cute girl it turns out shes been in a relationship-i just feel like turning into brock lesnar, going over to that guys house, F-5ing the crap out of him-causing him to go into a coma, pull the plug in the hospital, blame it all on brock lesnar, and then i comfort the girl and smash-
i wish this was real life
WWE references prove you're a virgin btw.
it actually means i have been getting put into leg locks and armbars by bitches for years my niga