The Official Girl Pickup/Approach thread

October 12, 2012 @ 05:01:32 AM
Post: 1028
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: 916
Post shit you would start a conversation with a random girl

I Would usually approach and girl and ask her a question for a "survey" and then from there on itds smokeyface
October 12, 2012 @ 05:07:38 AM
Post: 2860
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Vashtie\'s Room
should be good.
But usually "hey!" works.
For the girl im talking to now i started a convo by asking her if she was a Vogue mag model and if she got her fashion sense from bulma from dbz.

:)

October 12, 2012 @ 05:09:35 AM
Post: 2642
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Where Drake be at
I need this.

hansum is 4ever

October 12, 2012 @ 05:10:19 AM
Post: 2049
Join Date: Apr 2012
"Hi, my name's Ronnel."
October 12, 2012 @ 05:33:23 AM
Post: 4779
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Location
hey, can i tap dat?

I want to see the world burn

October 12, 2012 @ 05:39:03 AM
Post: 911
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Canada
If shes sophisticated:

"Hey, I lost my D over there can u get it for me?"

If shes a hoodrat:

"U tryna catch the D?
October 12, 2012 @ 05:46:07 AM
Post: 1362
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Banlieue
i don't even talk. gotta eye fuck the bitch from far away and make sure to smile and then approach her. usually she talks first

Be about it

October 12, 2012 @ 05:50:20 AM
Post: 508
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Houston
Just say hello, damn. The pussy isn't a puzzle. You make yourself worse by thinking about it too much.
October 12, 2012 @ 05:58:07 AM
Post: 1477
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Toronto
If your sitting down and shes not

"Hey would you like to sit down??

"Hold on, let me wipe your seat for you first"

*Wipes face*

Happens to me all the time at bus stations, just dont have the balls to actually try it out

For Sale: Large Navy Supreme Floral Polo WTB: Medium Black Supreme Roses Football Top

October 12, 2012 @ 06:05:29 AM
Post: 1521
Join Date: Jan 2008
"gucci dont go on sale"
October 12, 2012 @ 06:20:13 AM
Post: 1028
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: 916
answers like this shows y this niggas dont get no pussy
October 12, 2012 @ 06:38:39 AM
Post: 2860
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Vashtie\'s Room
answers like this shows y this niggas dont get no pussy

to be honest its nigga that say shit like this are the ones that get no pussy.

:)

October 12, 2012 @ 06:59:08 AM
Post: 1285
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Paradise
If shes sophisticated:

"Hey, I lost my D over there can u get it for me?"

If shes a hoodrat:

"U tryna catch the D?


And that my friend, is why you're still a virgin
October 12, 2012 @ 16:18:54 PM
Post: 119
Join Date: Dec 2011
" i'll buy you food "

works ALL THE TIME no questions ask
October 12, 2012 @ 16:51:30 PM
Post: 1671
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NY
Me in Supreme Camp, plantlife socks, and Odd Future shirt
Girl: OH MY GAWD YOU LIKE ODD FUTURE?
Me: HELL YEA SWAG ME OUT. GOLF WANG!
Girl: I LOVE TYLER AND HODGY <3
Me: TRILL
Girl: WHAT? YOU LIKE ASAP ROCKY?
Me: TRILL
Girl: HEHEHE COME TO MY ROOM AND SEE MY POSTERS
Me: No, I need to go swag, but give me yo digits.
October 12, 2012 @ 16:53:15 PM
Post: 465
Join Date: May 2012
"Excuse me"
October 12, 2012 @ 16:55:18 PM
Post: 157
Join Date: Jan 2010
I do the simple pickup tactic:

Hey do you know where x is?
oh you just go ahead and turn---
im jkin I just thought you were cute and had to talk ot you, im biafran...

niceee
October 12, 2012 @ 17:05:40 PM
Post: 3045
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Hansumville
Aye girl what that mouth do?

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 12, 2012 @ 18:07:56 PM
Post: 1671
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NY
dead ass right now it's this girl sitting across from me in the library and she is a fucking angel. Like gah damn perfect. Idk what to do.
October 12, 2012 @ 18:25:12 PM
Post: 207
Join Date: May 2012
Ask if she knows anything about what you are in the library studying for. Keep it simple. The tutor student angle is a classic.
October 12, 2012 @ 18:30:56 PM
Post: 1671
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NY
man she ain't even looking up at me. Giving me zero attention smh
October 12, 2012 @ 18:32:08 PM
Post: 2049
Join Date: Apr 2012
Ask her if she's married and speaks spanish
October 12, 2012 @ 18:38:04 PM
Post: 2168
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: BLAT BLAT BLAT
man she ain't even looking up at me. Giving me zero attention smh


October 12, 2012 @ 21:35:03 PM
Post: 1637
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: New Jersey
" You looking mighty fine and I'd likes to penetrate them sugar walls. we can do this easy way or the hard way, your choice bitch. This one usually works.
October 12, 2012 @ 23:17:29 PM
Post: 2636
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: 909/626
when you gon' let me fuuuck mrs.parker?

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

October 12, 2012 @ 23:24:19 PM
Post: 735
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: CANADA
aye u

girl wit da fat ass

aight u ugly anyway

Turn me up some. six sixty-five plus one

October 13, 2012 @ 00:09:04 AM
Post: 3945
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: in yo closet
fuck my luck-whenever i start having a good convo with a cute girl it turns out shes been in a relationship-i just feel like turning into brock lesnar, going over to that guys house, F-5ing the crap out of him-causing him to go into a coma, pull the plug in the hospital, blame it all on brock lesnar, and then i comfort the girl and smash-

i wish this was real life
October 13, 2012 @ 00:24:40 AM
Post: 173
Join Date: Sep 2012
"Hey, do you have time to spare for Jesus Christ?"

"Yes/No."

"Oh...I was joking, I just thought you were cute."
October 13, 2012 @ 00:37:31 AM
Post: 1285
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Paradise
aye u

girl wit da fat ass

aight u ugly anyway


Lmao smokeyface

fuck my luck-whenever i start having a good convo with a cute girl it turns out shes been in a relationship-i just feel like turning into brock lesnar, going over to that guys house, F-5ing the crap out of him-causing him to go into a coma, pull the plug in the hospital, blame it all on brock lesnar, and then i comfort the girl and smash-

i wish this was real life




WWE references prove you're a virgin btw.
October 13, 2012 @ 00:39:20 AM
Post: 5018
Join Date: Feb 2009
did u pee on my chest?

cuz urine my heart ^_^
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