need help with this girl

October 06, 2012 @ 00:14:34
Aight so theres this girl in my class who is always checking me out every 10 or so minutes. Aight so should i go up to her and do the usual hi im bob, whats your name. Or how should I approach her? Relationship thread aint working for me. Interesting ways to approach her without looking too simp, thirsty, or creepy? Should I go straight to her and tell her i see you looking at me in class.smokeyface
October 06, 2012 @ 00:19:55
Slap her ass, that'll get her attention.
October 06, 2012 @ 00:21:09
pull down your pants and let her see your littleconda
October 06, 2012 @ 00:21:36
Go up to her and ask her if she likes carrots.
October 06, 2012 @ 00:21:42
damn niggas can a brotha get real advice without simping or whiteknighting
October 06, 2012 @ 00:25:19
I never understand why people make these types of threads & expect real answers. You know damn well that it's gonna get trolled

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 06, 2012 @ 00:26:42
@buddyomar
October 06, 2012 @ 00:35:28
None of any "real" advice is gonna work unless you have the personality to coincide with said advice. I use that carrot line faithfully because I'm silly and joke around a lot so that works for me. It won't work for everyone though. You have to find your niche. But I would just ask her about the lecture or something...it's not hard bruh. Women don't even remember what you first said most of the time. For example, (last week approach to some random Indian lady who was sexy AF):

Me: Hey do you like carrots?
Her: huh lol? Noooo I like fruits mostly.
Me: Oh that's nice, you must be voting for Obama then, since he supports the gays also.
Her: LOL!! No healthy type fruits..the ones you eat!
Me: so you stay around here?
Her: Yeah
Me: (I ruined it since I noticed her teeth was yellow) cool, have a nice day

So yeah I could've carried the convo but I'm just giving you an idea.
October 06, 2012 @ 00:37:39
fuck it im going to be straightforward and say i see you looking at me lets go the movies
October 06, 2012 @ 00:43:29
October 06, 2012 @ 00:57:21
lmao damn nigga dont be that brash

lmao @ bangs reference

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October 06, 2012 @ 01:32:43
How old are you? If you're over 14 then pinch her nipple that tends to get the point across...
October 06, 2012 @ 01:40:28
If she's been obviously eye-fucking you step up to the plate and swing at that 3-0 fastball.

Her looking at you is a subtle way of saying (i'm assuming you're asian based on your slopehead avi) she want's her Ho Chi Minh trail napalmed.
October 06, 2012 @ 01:41:12
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391&page=1

best shit i read y'all hb niggas need to step up
October 06, 2012 @ 01:42:44
How old are you? If you're over 14 then pinch her nipple that tends to get the point across...


Don't do that, you might get arrested

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 06, 2012 @ 01:43:34
@buddyomar

aite but how do i start up a convo with her without seeing thirsty or being friendzoned
October 06, 2012 @ 01:51:05
@kdubb44

Did you really need someone to tell you to talk to her...
October 06, 2012 @ 01:52:54
Nah I know how to talk to her i just wanted advice how to not look like a fucking simp or beta
October 06, 2012 @ 01:55:26
Haha im in the same situation as you.

My game plan right now is waiting for the moment for something to talk to her about in class...

But my advice to you ask her if she fucks with the basedgod if she says yes then wife that, if she says no choke slam her through the desk

hansum is 4ever

October 06, 2012 @ 01:55:36
@buddyomar

aite but how do i start up a convo with her without seeing thirsty or being friendzoned


You avoid the former by saying less than you have to, and the latter by being unequivocally clear about your intentions. I don't know how old you are, but just chat her up a little bit and suggest you hangout sometime. She's not going to say no to you if she's been staring at you like you claim she is.

It's even easier because she obviously has a thing for you. Just talk to her, the more you over complicate the more likely you'll hesitate and just make things awkward.
October 06, 2012 @ 01:59:32
@buddyomar
Thing is shes one of em girls whos fine and all the niggas chase her. I barely know so if invite her to go to the movies with me will she get creeped
October 06, 2012 @ 01:59:46
Nah I know how to talk to her i just wanted advice how to not look like a fucking simp or beta


Listen, if you think being nice means you're automatically a fuck boy then you're wrong b.

Simps are people who sacrifice their dignity and have no respect for themselves. Just be confident in who you are and you'll be fine. Being perceived as cool isn't trying hard to be a certain thing, it's just being comfortable with yourself. Just don't over think it blood.
October 06, 2012 @ 02:08:15
thx for the advice Omar
October 06, 2012 @ 02:15:22
Update this when she turns you down jk
October 06, 2012 @ 02:20:17
Why would you ask a girl you don't know to the movies? Thats pretty weird if this is a college class. Just talk to her about class and random stuff for awhile and after she knows you more ask her to lunch after class or something.
October 06, 2012 @ 03:14:44
nah b im in high school[ class of 13]

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October 06, 2012 @ 06:58:05
Pics, so we know who we're working with

Trolling hard, I do have an alternate account, but you'll never know ;)

October 06, 2012 @ 15:26:39
tell her how ape fell off or show her your box logos
October 06, 2012 @ 15:45:09
@kdubb44

I'm going to tell you like I told that other dude. Doing all these gimmicks and PUA shit is fuckboy turf because it's not you. Be yourself because once you get girls yourself, your confidence will go up. Women like confidence.

So what if you screw up practicing on the first couple women? There are billions of them on this planet. Losing one ain't gonna put you down none. Be real. A relationship started with some kind of system is bound of fail once you run out of tips and tricks to string her along.
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