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October 4, 2012 @ 06:28 AM
swagbeast55

Post: 62

Join Date: Jul 2012

My birthday was today and my girl bought me some jordans online. She bought my some some fake jordan 13. The fuck man i was hella pissed and almost broked up with her cuz of that shit. my dayy is ruinned, wat should i do with these fake ass fucks?
October 4, 2012 @ 06:33 AM
truuuchainz

Post: 503

Join Date: Jul 2012

Donate em then kill yourself is the best course of action
October 4, 2012 @ 06:33 AM
"MERCY"

Post: 728

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Florida

dump her

who needs a girlfriend when you have SWAG
October 4, 2012 @ 06:34 AM
Muhstakes

Post: 891

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: California

Almost breaking up with your girlfriend because she bought you a pair of shoes she probably didn't even know were fake?! Your ass is ungrateful from what I see.

muhstakes.tumblr.com

October 4, 2012 @ 06:35 AM
Jay Z

Post: 260

Join Date: Sep 2012

tell her she has to be your slave for the day and sell the jordans on ebay but say they are authentic.
October 4, 2012 @ 06:37 AM
ASAC Schrader

Post: 1835

Join Date: Mar 2011

"last birthday she gave me some fake jordans. put it on, give her a kiss and tell her do better"-kanye west

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

October 4, 2012 @ 06:44 AM
Jvlv

Post: 941

Join Date: Oct 2010

"last birthday she gave me some fake jordans. put it on, give her a kiss and tell her do better"-kanye west

lol
October 4, 2012 @ 06:45 AM
dinkleberg

Post: 345

Join Date: Aug 2012

you have swag so why does it matter?
October 4, 2012 @ 06:50 AM
LckyChrmsBboy

Post: 708

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: NC

break up with her....she deserves someone better than you homie
October 4, 2012 @ 07:20 AM
Soul Rize

Post: 1845

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

grow up bro . about to dump her over a pair of shoes? dawg you must not think shes about that lyfe if you want some tumblur chick then go get it other wise appreciate she noticed you were into shoes and bought u a pair. the shoes tho burn it .

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

October 4, 2012 @ 11:02 AM
Panther.

Post: 1750

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Miami, FL

LEGENDARY DAY, OCTOBER 4TH
SWAGBEASTS BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWAG GOD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Florida State Seminole

October 4, 2012 @ 11:05 AM
teov

Post: 6578

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Greater Milan metro...

Leave your girl man, definitely. Try to penetrate a pair of jordans then

Blog : lifetimesofmrm.blogspot.com Check my tumblr lifetimesofmrm.tumblr.com HELGEN X. I love the fact that you don't dress like a fake poser skateboarding faggot from HB!

October 4, 2012 @ 11:11 AM
popeyes

Post: 3162

Join Date: Dec 2010

i think the best thing for you to do now is to shove them up your ass.

john lamone is a fag. boland is a fag.

October 4, 2012 @ 11:14 AM
cindyxiu

suspended

Post: 63

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: online

wow. you were going to leave her? I am sure it was just a mistake, if she had a boyfriend who had more footwear versatility other than Jordan's maybe she would have knew better.

she could be a true wifey and youd leave her? You probably don't deserve her anyways if she was even thoughtful and bought you something..

wtb: small supreme outerwear

October 4, 2012 @ 11:27 AM
wehatelondon

suspended

Post: 5293

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: cute nigha castle

I helpd her pic um out..whats the problem

instagram-wehatelondon youtube-nicholasmcfly2800

October 4, 2012 @ 12:27 PM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3333

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Now you know what Chris Brown went through. I'm glad the swag beast won't be catching a case over this one though

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 4, 2012 @ 03:22 PM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3313

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

Funny thread.

guy on some broke bus. Love, Sosa. "Don't feed the trolls" initiative coming soon. We can rebuild.

October 4, 2012 @ 03:24 PM
Patypus

Post: 215

Join Date: Feb 2010

lol, some kind of girl she is.

Girls don't have knowledge in streetwears like guys do. same reason you dont know about women wear,etc
October 4, 2012 @ 03:32 PM
Mortal Kombat

suspended

Post: 502

Join Date: Jun 2011

wear dem thangs boo
October 4, 2012 @ 03:37 PM
YoungRizal

Post: 3120

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Sauga...905

Is your gf wehatelondon?

FS - Supreme Nupste, WTAPS Parasmock ETC

October 4, 2012 @ 03:49 PM
ACTiON FUNKENSTEiN

Post: 2249

Join Date: Sep 2009

Location: BLAT BLAT BLAT

Only wear them once in a while when you're hanging out with her.
October 4, 2012 @ 03:51 PM
thekidrt

Post: 558

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Cocoa Beach, Florida

I say let her know that they're fake, but tell her you still appreciate the thought. But best course is to donate them, don't do stupid shit like burning them because someone could use those who is less fortunate

WTB Henny Jersey sz S-M Supreme Vans 9.5-10.5

October 4, 2012 @ 04:37 PM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4025

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

Donate em then kill yourself is the best course of action


love this advice
October 4, 2012 @ 04:41 PM
NZOO

Post: 2798

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Chuo_Osaka

Take out the laces and strangle her. smile

Don't badmind me.

October 4, 2012 @ 04:44 PM
slammedb5

Post: 116

Join Date: Jun 2011

Man I have been with the same girl for five years. I'm happy if she buys me a burrito. That's love.
October 4, 2012 @ 05:38 PM
wehatelondon

suspended

Post: 5293

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: cute nigha castle

Simpin

instagram-wehatelondon youtube-nicholasmcfly2800

October 4, 2012 @ 05:59 PM
paramyxovirus

Post: 140

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: chiraq

BREAK UP.
October 4, 2012 @ 07:07 PM
MeroWavy

Post: 340

Join Date: Apr 2009

break up wit dat hoe dawg she obviously no good
October 4, 2012 @ 07:13 PM
Gwyn

Post: 642

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Alexandria

must have been a white girl..

"I don't really care about the downvotes. If people read my comment my point was made." - redditor.

October 4, 2012 @ 07:23 PM
unemployedisback

Post: 380

Join Date: Jul 2012



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