My girl bought me some fake Jordans

Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:28
My birthday was today and my girl bought me some jordans online. She bought my some some fake jordan 13. The fuck man i was hella pissed and almost broked up with her cuz of that shit. my dayy is ruinned, wat should i do with these fake ass fucks?
Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:33
Donate em then kill yourself is the best course of action
Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:33
dump her

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:34
Almost breaking up with your girlfriend because she bought you a pair of shoes she probably didn't even know were fake?! Your ass is ungrateful from what I see.

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:35
tell her she has to be your slave for the day and sell the jordans on ebay but say they are authentic.
Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:37
"last birthday she gave me some fake jordans. put it on, give her a kiss and tell her do better"-kanye west

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:44
Originally posted by Inactive User
"last birthday she gave me some fake jordans. put it on, give her a kiss and tell her do better"-kanye west

lol
Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:45
you have swag so why does it matter?
Oct 04, 2012 @ 06:50
break up with her....she deserves someone better than you homie
Oct 04, 2012 @ 07:20
grow up bro . about to dump her over a pair of shoes? dawg you must not think shes about that lyfe if you want some tumblur chick then go get it other wise appreciate she noticed you were into shoes and bought u a pair. the shoes tho burn it .

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 11:02
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Oct 04, 2012 @ 11:05
Leave your girl man, definitely. Try to penetrate a pair of jordans then

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 11:11
i think the best thing for you to do now is to shove them up your ass.

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 11:14
wow. you were going to leave her? I am sure it was just a mistake, if she had a boyfriend who had more footwear versatility other than Jordan's maybe she would have knew better.

she could be a true wifey and youd leave her? You probably don't deserve her anyways if she was even thoughtful and bought you something..

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 11:27
I helpd her pic um out..whats the problem

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 12:27
Now you know what Chris Brown went through. I'm glad the swag beast won't be catching a case over this one though

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:22
Funny thread.

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:24
lol, some kind of girl she is.

Girls don't have knowledge in streetwears like guys do. same reason you dont know about women wear,etc
Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:32
wear dem thangs boo
Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:37
Is your gf wehatelondon?

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:49
Only wear them once in a while when you're hanging out with her.
Oct 04, 2012 @ 15:51
I say let her know that they're fake, but tell her you still appreciate the thought. But best course is to donate them, don't do stupid shit like burning them because someone could use those who is less fortunate

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 16:37
Donate em then kill yourself is the best course of action


love this advice
Oct 04, 2012 @ 16:41
Take out the laces and strangle her. blushing

Don't badmind me.

Oct 04, 2012 @ 16:44
Man I have been with the same girl for five years. I'm happy if she buys me a burrito. That's love.
Oct 04, 2012 @ 17:38
Simpin

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 17:59
BREAK UP.
Oct 04, 2012 @ 19:07
break up wit dat hoe dawg she obviously no good

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 19:13
must have been a white girl..

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Oct 04, 2012 @ 19:23

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