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October 3, 2012 @ 12:35 AM
B Low Brown

Post: 5492

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Eastlake

My only close call I was like 14 fapping to strippers asses when BET uncut was still on TV at midnight, and my mom walked in like "why are you still- what are you doing?" & i was doing under a blanket so I said "uh.. scratching my foot" and she was like "oh.." And walked out cool

What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?

@b_low_brown Killerbrownies.tumblr.com

October 3, 2012 @ 12:49 AM
traggi

Post: 564

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Houston

Never been caught in the act, but I been caught by the browser cache once, history once, and parental controls once. Learned a little something about computers after that. Never gave one fuck and kept on downloadan.
October 3, 2012 @ 12:55 AM
GW

Post: 288

Join Date: May 2008

My only close call I was like 14 fapping to strippers asses when BET uncut was still on TV at midnight, and my mom walked in like "why are you still- what are you doing?" & i was doing under a blanket so I said "uh.. scratching my foot" and she was like "oh.." And walked out cool

What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?

My story is similar, except I was 15 and it was Girls Gone Wild. My brother walked in like "HAHAHA NIGGA I CAUGHT YOU!!!" and I just sat there like "the fuck I was scratching my leg..."
October 3, 2012 @ 01:02 AM
traggi

Post: 564

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Houston

My only close call I was like 14 fapping to strippers asses when BET uncut was still on TV at midnight, and my mom walked in like "why are you still- what are you doing?" & i was doing under a blanket so I said "uh.. scratching my foot" and she was like "oh.." And walked out cool

What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?

My story is similar, except I was 15 and it was Girls Gone Wild. My brother walked in like "HAHAHA NIGGA I CAUGHT YOU!!!" and I just sat there like "the fuck I was scratching my leg..."


LOL I remember that GGW shit, it was on Comedy Central like twice a nights and I'd watch that shit for 3 hours just to see that shit.
October 3, 2012 @ 01:05 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3405

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

I never been caught fapping. I'm a professional when it comes to that shit so I plan out my sessions. But since I've quit for now I don't have those concerns anymore

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

October 3, 2012 @ 01:09 AM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4030

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

i damn near got caught by my dad,i was sweating hard from beating for an hour

and my dad came throughnthe front door,he must have knew i was beating cause he went back outside to give me time to click out the porn and pull my pants up from around my ankles
October 3, 2012 @ 01:54 AM
megustaleche

Post: 1014

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Califas

Never had this problem but my friends dad has been caught by us multiple times, they aren't divorced but I guess he gets no action, all the parents and kids would chill at one house on Fridays for happy hour and my friends dad would dip always, we go in the house threw the garage and the first room is the computer room and you hear him clicking so fast exiting the windows then hunched over like covering him self says whats up guys like nothing's going on. We never led on we knew or anything shit was so weird though. Btw his dad was a former body builder and cop/swat scary dude

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious

October 3, 2012 @ 01:55 AM
real nigga

Post: 1581

Join Date: Sep 2012

Location: Da Trap

BET Uncut cool Thanks for the memories bruh

#3jeanshawty #nomeatjustsauce

October 3, 2012 @ 01:59 AM
sado

Post: 3318

Join Date: Jul 2009

i'm sure y'all knew all about those Girls Gone Wild ads back in the day after 1 am.
October 3, 2012 @ 02:01 AM
reeser

Post: 1073

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: temecula

Never been caught. I always lock my door and I have my own computer in my room that no one else uses. Or I just use my phone
October 3, 2012 @ 03:31 AM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

gww adds on comedy central. Had my night planned out for that shit back in the day. also some weird ass sex chatline that had like models bending over and shit, that was the first nut i ever bust cool
October 3, 2012 @ 04:06 AM
JohnvHarrison

Post: 2078

Join Date: Nov 2011

I've never been caught. but a million close calls. That's why you always put the headphones on DJ style.

http://www.theyhatechange.com Beauty Squad Click on the rise #B$C Get down or lay down

October 3, 2012 @ 04:07 AM
KTA

Post: 1189

Join Date: Mar 2011

i'm sure y'all knew all about those Girls Gone Wild ads back in the day after 1 am.
white girls had me gone bruh

this and "wild on" always had consistent titties n ass
October 3, 2012 @ 05:06 AM
teows

Post: 1117

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: traphouse

I've never been caught. but a million close calls. That's why you always put the headphones on DJ style.


this

i was fuckdante. love sosa gucci coach out the bitches weave merc out

October 3, 2012 @ 05:15 AM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2566

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

2 close calls
1. I have 2 beds in my room and inbetween them I have this little gaming chair (the ones with no legs just straight on the ground) BTW my room is supposed to not even be a room it's like a family room it has no door, so it was a saturday morning I was watching any tv show with hot bitches just trying to bust real quick sitting in that chair trying to get some cover, my mom comes in out of nowwhere and starts cleaning. I had my clothes on but my dick out so I just put my shirt over it real quick and acted like i was watching tv IDK if she noticed but she kept cleaning then walked out

2. came home one day nobody was supposed to come home all day so I fapped for like 3 hours straight butass naked (BTW I have no door) finished then I was about to take a shower. then i decided i was gonna get buck as fuck whille taking a shower with the door open to play some music on my ps3 (that i used to watch porn) was walking around but ass naked in the room ( with no door) trying to put on music and next thing I hear is the front door open. it was my sister, she has to pass my room to get to hers, I panicked so hard looked around my room for clothes NO CLOTHES ANYWHERE i contimplated hiding under my bed bbut that was dumb cus I was the only one home with music at full blast and shit so I got my blanket and wrapped that shit like a towel and said in the crackiest voice "uhh i'm about to take a shower" haha I was lookin sweaty and had a bedsheet around my waist lookin like a ancient roman

taste the glamour

October 3, 2012 @ 05:15 AM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

I posted this a long time back in the awkward situations thread but a long, long time ago i was just about to squirt my load-- i was facedown on my bed with the laptop on the sheets and my brother burst into the room. I looked him right in the eyes as I came and I was like, "Ugh, uh, he-hey what's up?". I was a master of clicking the top right just in time, but goddamn, you'd never think about jizzing as you look into your brothers eyes smh. My dick was in my pants btw so he didn't see my jank or anything. Very, very, very close call.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBuddyOmar?feature=mhee |||||||||||||| Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/buddy_omar

October 3, 2012 @ 10:51 PM
epsilon

Post: 536

Join Date: Feb 2008

I posted this a long time back in the awkward situations thread but a long, long time ago i was just about to squirt my load-- i was facedown on my bed with the laptop on the sheets and my brother burst into the room. I looked him right in the eyes as I came and I was like, "Ugh, uh, he-hey what's up?". I was a master of clicking the top right just in time, but goddamn, you'd never think about jizzing as you look into your brothers eyes smh. My dick was in my pants btw so he didn't see my jank or anything. Very, very, very close call.


I died. I'm dead.
October 3, 2012 @ 10:52 PM
Your Fan

Post: 492

Join Date: May 2012

You only get caught if you were being careless.
October 3, 2012 @ 10:58 PM
adam5

Post: 778

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: l.a

I baited in a condom last year and the next day my gf thought I cheated on her when she noticed one condom missing
October 3, 2012 @ 11:11 PM
craigsagersuit

Post: 3001

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: 909/626

i'm sure y'all knew all about those Girls Gone Wild ads back in the day after 1 am.
white girls had me gone bruh


cool cool with the censored nudity

the only reason my parents found out was when i used to google/yahoo search for porn vids and our computer got dat spyware.

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

October 3, 2012 @ 11:55 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was alexis teaxes getting fucked doggy styles. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while cool cool " After that she would check my history and monitor my use for about 3months. Best believe i still got off to BET uncut petty pablo's "freak-a-leak" cool cool

:)

October 4, 2012 @ 12:45 AM
DATSHTKRAY

Post: 383

Join Date: Jan 2012

Location: Afghanistan

i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was Vashtie getting fucked doggy styles. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while cool cool " After that she would check my history and monitor my use for about 3months. Best believe i still got off to BET uncut petty pablo's "freak-a-leak" cool cool


*FIXED.
October 4, 2012 @ 12:51 AM
B Low Brown

Post: 5492

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: Eastlake

Dead@ Alexis Texas oiled

Every man has that phase

@b_low_brown Killerbrownies.tumblr.com

October 4, 2012 @ 01:47 AM
thrillmatic

Post: 747

Join Date: Nov 2011

y'all sum funny guys

"Rap in 2012 is basically just a mad dash for people of EVERY human subset to be represented by a rapper." - damnwitless1

October 4, 2012 @ 01:55 AM
nochurch

Post: 855

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: CANADA

i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was alexis teaxes getting fucked doggy styles. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while cool cool " After that she would check my history and monitor my use for about 3months. Best believe i still got off to BET uncut petty pablo's "freak-a-leak" cool cool


holy fuck. dieded at oiled up ass

Turn me up some. six sixty-five plus one

October 4, 2012 @ 01:59 AM
adam5

Post: 778

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: l.a

R.I.P BET UNCUT. The 3am time slot will forever belong to that amazing show
October 4, 2012 @ 02:01 AM
Jollibee.

Post: 2176

Join Date: Apr 2012

i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was Vashtie getting fucked doggy styles by Pharrel. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while cool cool " After that she would check my history and monitor my use for about 3months. Best believe i still got off to BET uncut petty pablo's "freak-a-leak" cool cool


*FIXED.

* FIXED FIXED
October 4, 2012 @ 02:07 AM
Jet Jaguar

Post: 456

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: California

Was fapping to Jada Stevens all oiled up on my laptop. Had the TV on but Jada was taking me to heaven and I was losing sense of my surroundings. My sister came downstairs swiftly and silently. I reacted a step too slow, only shut off the porn/ closed the laptop but still had my shorts halfway down.

This wouldn't be a big deal to me but the shit on the TV was Saving Private Ryan. She said "the fuck you doing?" And I said masturbating and she pointed at the TV and gave me a dirty look.

That is one L i would never take so I let her check my history and that proved to be enough.
October 4, 2012 @ 02:17 AM
judgemyjoindate

Post: 817

Join Date: Apr 2012

Was fapping to Jada Stevens all oiled up on my laptop. Had the TV on but Jada was taking me to heaven and i was losing sense of my surroundings. My sister came downstairs swiftly and silently. I reacted a step too slow, only shut off the porn but still had my shorts halfway down.

This wouldn't be a big deal to me but the shit on the TV was Saving Private Ryan. She said "the fuck you doing?" And i said masturbating and she pointed at the TV and gave me a dirty look.

That is one L i would never take so I let her check my history and that proved to be enough.

this is gold. i laughed hard.

MATERIALISM YESSSSSSSSS

October 4, 2012 @ 02:18 AM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3405

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

Was fapping to Jada Stevens all oiled up on my laptop. Had the TV on but Jada was taking me to heaven and i was losing sense of my surroundings. My sister came downstairs swiftly and silently. I reacted a step too slow, only shut off the porn but still had my shorts halfway down.

This wouldn't be a big deal to me but the shit on the TV was Saving Private Ryan. She said "the fuck you doing?" And i said masturbating and she pointed at the TV and gave me a dirty look.

That is one L i would never take so I let her check my history and that proved to be enough.

Should have just said you were changing your pants or something.

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM


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