What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?
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My only close call I was like 14 fapping to strippers asses when BET uncut was still on TV at midnight, and my mom walked in like "why are you still- what are you doing?" & i was doing under a blanket so I said "uh.. scratching my foot" and she was like "oh.." And walked out
What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?
My only close call I was like 14 fapping to strippers asses when BET uncut was still on TV at midnight, and my mom walked in like "why are you still- what are you doing?" & i was doing under a blanket so I said "uh.. scratching my foot" and she was like "oh.." And walked out
What stories y'all got? Y'all been caught before?
My story is similar, except I was 15 and it was Girls Gone Wild. My brother walked in like "HAHAHA NIGGA I CAUGHT YOU!!!" and I just sat there like "the fuck I was scratching my leg..."
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i'm sure y'all knew all about those Girls Gone Wild ads back in the day after 1 am.
white girls had me gone bruh
I've never been caught. but a million close calls. That's why you always put the headphones on DJ style.
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I posted this a long time back in the awkward situations thread but a long, long time ago i was just about to squirt my load-- i was facedown on my bed with the laptop on the sheets and my brother burst into the room. I looked him right in the eyes as I came and I was like, "Ugh, uh, he-hey what's up?". I was a master of clicking the top right just in time, but goddamn, you'd never think about jizzing as you look into your brothers eyes smh. My dick was in my pants btw so he didn't see my jank or anything. Very, very, very close call.
i'm sure y'all knew all about those Girls Gone Wild ads back in the day after 1 am.
white girls had me gone bruh
with the censored nudity
He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum
" After that she would check my history and monitor my use for about 3months. Best believe i still got off to BET uncut petty pablo's "freak-a-leak"
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i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was Vashtie getting fucked doggy styles. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while
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i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was alexis teaxes getting fucked doggy styles. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while
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i caught a few times when i was in middle school. I was on the family computer on the loft upstairs, my mom thought i was doing some homework she came upstairs to get something. I tried turing off the computer fast but that weak ass dell computer didnt make(it turns off 15seconds after pressing the button). So i just turned off the monitor and she asked me "why isnt there any work on the desk" then she told me to turn on the monitor, it was Vashtie getting fucked doggy styles by Pharrel. ass all oiled up and shit. My mom was like "what the fuck, look how they demoralize these woman" i was like i "was just watching for a lil while
*FIXED.
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Was fapping to Jada Stevens all oiled up on my laptop. Had the TV on but Jada was taking me to heaven and i was losing sense of my surroundings. My sister came downstairs swiftly and silently. I reacted a step too slow, only shut off the porn but still had my shorts halfway down.
This wouldn't be a big deal to me but the shit on the TV was Saving Private Ryan. She said "the fuck you doing?" And i said masturbating and she pointed at the TV and gave me a dirty look.
That is one L i would never take so I let her check my history and that proved to be enough.
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Was fapping to Jada Stevens all oiled up on my laptop. Had the TV on but Jada was taking me to heaven and i was losing sense of my surroundings. My sister came downstairs swiftly and silently. I reacted a step too slow, only shut off the porn but still had my shorts halfway down.
This wouldn't be a big deal to me but the shit on the TV was Saving Private Ryan. She said "the fuck you doing?" And i said masturbating and she pointed at the TV and gave me a dirty look.
That is one L i would never take so I let her check my history and that proved to be enough.
Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM
