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September 6, 2012 @ 01:20 AM
veryrareandbased

Post: 2720

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake be at

I wanted to smash my spanish teacher last quarter too. She wasn't the baddest but she wasn't ugly either, but she looked like a fuckin' freak. She was Panamanian/cuban. She would give me these bad looks and wink every once in a while. She was married though, wonder if that would of made a difference.


Last year I flirted with my econ professor but she was married. It definitely makes a diference. Damnit, I just want an Indian chick lol.


why would you u want an indian chick?


There are some pretty fine Indian girls. Don't underestimate them, bruh bruh

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

September 6, 2012 @ 05:25 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1608

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

same thing happened to me last year man. Mine was in her mid-30's, married tho. Haha i would purposely fail tests just to stay after school to make them up in her room, when her hair was down, cardigan was unbuttoned... she caught me staring at her in class a few times too, but she was cool, never called me out on it. good times.

Funny, because you made a highschool student thread, aren't you like 15?

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September 6, 2012 @ 10:32 AM
brandonicedout

Post: 591

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: santa monica

my nigga i hope you can pull through. and snap da pics in class next time if you can. living that porn scene life cool

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September 6, 2012 @ 11:27 AM
Ferdi

Post: 567

Join Date: Aug 2010

my nigga is about to get shit thrusting on tuesday
September 6, 2012 @ 03:30 PM
Dino Spumoni

Post: 806

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: CT

She emailed me back saying she doesn't have office hours, but I should talk to her on Tuesday to see what we can do. I'm supposed to have her classes on Fridays also, but she cancelled them because she doesn't believe in night classes before the weekend. She's mad chill and easy going, so Imma just treat her like every other college chick. Damn Tuesday can't come soon enough cool


Kinda sucks that she doesn't have office hours, but if she's willing to work something out with you that might be an opportunity. Make sure to look good, smell good, etc. on Tuesday. It sounds like she wants to talk to you after class, when everybody is leaving, which means she might expect it to be brief. If you're the last one in the room with her and your game is on point, she might not mind sticking around a little longer and chatting with you. I think it's safe to say you got all of HB on your back. Good luck.
September 6, 2012 @ 04:08 PM
guyitsmathew

Post: 1100

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Miami

all i gotta say tho is that blackpowerranger is actually making an effort to come through.. and even he doesn't at least he is trying unlike all of beta ass HB


proud of you trigga

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September 6, 2012 @ 04:44 PM
drewblocka

moderator

Post: 9630

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: 707/562

lol dstyles i thought you were leaving and starting your own forum somewhere

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

September 6, 2012 @ 05:26 PM
sellme

Post: 2189

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: toronto

Smashed my first year intermediate french teacher. Here's the breakdown.

Unique set of circumstances:
a) As a fluent french speaker, I really did not belong in intermediate french. I purposely bombed the evaluation test they make you write to evaluate your language skills. This freed up my time considerably as a result of not having to study or do any homework for the course
b) She was single and sexy as fuck.

How it went down:

We had a pretty unique relationship for the first half of the semester which consisted primarily of us openly talking shit to each other in front of the rest of the class, her chirping me for not ever doing my homework, calling me out randomly to stand up in front of class and present and me always killing that shit, etc. It was an 8:30 class on a monday so I just sat in the back with the two sexiest bitches who were actually very studious and provided me with updates on assignments and answers to homework q's when necessary.

The day we got our midterms back she called my name first as I had the highest score and she asked me to stay behind after class to talk. I thought I was fucked cuz I did too well on the exam and she realized I didnt belong in intermediate french and mildly sketched out that they might be moving me up to advanced french. After class ends I go up to her desk and ask what's up and she asks if I would like to have some tea with her, mind you this is all happening in french so it was a lot sexier. I respond in the affirmative and she says 'follow me to my office'. We get in her office, she pours me a cup of tea and we just have a casual good time talking/laughing/flirting. Things turned slightly sexual and she told me she hadn't gotten laid since before the semester started (mind you this was like 2.5 months after class started) but I changed the topic and was too much of a pussy to make a move so just lackadaisically excused myself when time came for my next class.

Fast forward a couple weeks later and after class ends she makes an announcement about this french art show going on at this other school downtown that weekend and if anyone wanted to come check it out with her to let her know. I hit her up a couple days later saying I was down and she responds saying she's glad she wouldnt have to go alone or something along those lines. Friday rolls around, she picks me up (lol), we get there, it's dope af and she's really knowledgeable on artsy shit so it was cool. Turns out there's also this french play going on that night at the school's theatre. We decide to hit that up too. It's dope. After the play ended it was close to 10-11 so we're just casually walking around dt for a bit looking for a bite to eat. We grab dinner/drinks. At some point I pull her in and go for the makeout. She's down. She pays and invites me back to her place to blaze. go over. smash, she drives me home.

Fin.
September 6, 2012 @ 05:54 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1776

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Damn thats exactly what I want. You're my hero fam.
September 6, 2012 @ 06:04 PM
veryrareandbased

Post: 2720

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake be at

@sellmestuff you sir are a LEGEND.
This was in College/Uni, though? If it was in high school years, I'd be flexinggggg on everyman. LMAO but keep that shit on the low.

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

September 6, 2012 @ 06:12 PM
tmwtg

Post: 3096

Join Date: Jun 2009

@sellmestuff, got a pic?

Good work. RSD helped, yeah?
September 6, 2012 @ 06:25 PM
Ferdi

Post: 567

Join Date: Aug 2010

@sellmestuff


MY NIGGA
September 6, 2012 @ 06:27 PM
oneallah

Post: 3353

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

damn sellmestuff,
i bow to your greatness
September 6, 2012 @ 06:56 PM
vapor90

Post: 317

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: South Florida

sellmestuff, You are the hero hypebeast needs
September 6, 2012 @ 09:46 PM
BuddyOmar

Post: 2921

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: #OYYOYVille

Info on age difference between you in that french teacher? Sounds young as fuck to me.

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September 6, 2012 @ 09:50 PM
epsilon

Post: 536

Join Date: Feb 2008

fucking laughing at all you faggots trying to smash teachers, i am a TA at a southern university and they line up for the D, ain't no asking
September 6, 2012 @ 09:53 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

Just came from the dentist, the assistant dentist was playing with my lips and blowing kisses at them and joking around as she cleaned my teeth before the real dentist came in. Gave me hope for my nigga BPR!!

:)

September 6, 2012 @ 11:48 PM
1khalil9

Post: 110

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: Yass

@epsilon no one asked
September 7, 2012 @ 02:29 AM
Izuna

Post: 959

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: Konohagakure

fucking laughing at all you faggots trying to smash teachers, i am a TA at a southern university and they line up for the D, ain't no asking

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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September 7, 2012 @ 02:38 AM
epsilon

Post: 536

Join Date: Feb 2008

Zzz
September 7, 2012 @ 02:59 AM
kxnny

Post: 197

Join Date: May 2012

she paid and drove too, damn

September 7, 2012 @ 04:03 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1608

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

fucking laughing at all you faggots trying to smash teachers, i am a TA at a southern university and they line up for the D, ain't no asking

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Guerilla, and come on, I just googled this, be original asshole

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

September 7, 2012 @ 07:26 PM
sellme

Post: 2189

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: toronto

lmao that took a while to type out so im glad u nigs enjoyed it. just sharing my story, take from it what you will

@blackpowerrage , you can do it my nig, i believe in you.
@buddyomar , I was 17 at the time she was 34.
@tellmewhentogo , just googled RSD and nah lol i aint about that pickup artist life
@veryrareandbased , Uni
@oneallah , allahu akbar cool
September 7, 2012 @ 07:41 PM
Specification

Post: 952

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

Hey @Epsilon, what the fuck did you just fucking say to @Izuna, , you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 400 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
September 8, 2012 @ 06:54 PM
snoopdoug

suspended

Post: 510

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: beep.

"I will wipe you with precision and shit fury on you while you drown in it bro!" hahaha you can tell this dudes white ^

jonjakob.blogspot.com

September 8, 2012 @ 09:04 PM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3405

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

I saw some shit like this on Degrassi. Thank me later
http://degrassi.wikia.com/wiki/Sav-Winnie_Relationship

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

September 8, 2012 @ 09:45 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1092

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell

I saw some shit like this on Degrassi. Thank me later
http://degrassi.wikia.com/wiki/Sav-Winnie_Relationship


Ms. O is bad.
September 9, 2012 @ 02:55 AM
oneallah

Post: 3353

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

fucking laughing at all you faggots trying to smash teachers, i am a TA at a southern university and they line up for the D, ain't no asking

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

if your a navy seal you are a terrible one,
your not supposed to tell about what kind of missions you have been involved in,
im not just talking out of my ass- my boy is a usmc marine who has a bunch of seal friends and they dont say shit about what they have been involved in-im actually even scared of asking them sometimes
September 9, 2012 @ 03:02 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1608

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

fucking laughing at all you faggots trying to smash teachers, i am a TA at a southern university and they line up for the D, ain't no asking

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

if your a navy seal you are a terrible one,
your not supposed to tell about what kind of missions you have been involved in,
im not just talking out of my ass- my boy is a usmc marine who has a bunch of seal friends and they dont say shit about what they have been involved in-im actually even scared of asking them sometimes

Ummm he copied that post off the web, hes just sitting behind a screen (:

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

September 9, 2012 @ 04:06 AM
Carl.

Post: 593

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: radda

waiting on the climactic finish to this everyday tale of young males.

no homo

radda radda radda


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