How can I seduce my Spanish professor?

September 05, 2012 @ 04:32:03 AM
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same thing happened to me last year man. Mine was in her mid-30's, married tho. Haha i would purposely fail tests just to stay after school to make them up in her room, when her hair was down, cardigan was unbuttoned... she caught me staring at her in class a few times too, but she was cool, never called me out on it. good times.
September 05, 2012 @ 04:57:53 AM
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this happened

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September 05, 2012 @ 04:59:22 AM
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churros
September 05, 2012 @ 05:30:53 AM
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i want to see how this works out lol.
September 05, 2012 @ 05:31:36 AM
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put your penis, in her mouth
September 05, 2012 @ 05:33:30 AM
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damn i think every school has a pretty as fuck spanish teacher my high school spanish teacher ms Alvarez was too fine


true shit smokeyface
September 05, 2012 @ 05:43:25 AM
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same thing happened to me last year man. Mine was in her mid-30's, married tho. Haha i would purposely fail tests just to stay after school to make them up in her room, when her hair was down, cardigan was unbuttoned... she caught me staring at her in class a few times too, but she was cool, never called me out on it. good times.

she probably thought you were retarded and stupid
September 05, 2012 @ 06:16:37 AM
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in before sexual harassment charges
September 05, 2012 @ 06:24:27 AM
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if u got a big dick(like actually impressive) and got balls, raise ur hand in class and when she points at u climb on ur desk and pull ur pants down. then wink at her. next that will happen is she will tell u u been doin bad and u need extra 1on1 help but u will both kno wut dat mean.

Too much brazzers, virgin.
September 05, 2012 @ 06:25:23 AM
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Anyone else feel like hes in jail for rape?

Those looks she gave him were looks of fear.
September 05, 2012 @ 06:27:03 AM
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Anyone else feel like hes in jail for rape?

Those looks she gave him were looks of fear.
ok
September 05, 2012 @ 08:04:23 AM
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Fuck this thread had me laughing at every post! You cunts got some cojones haha
September 05, 2012 @ 08:16:56 AM
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Just whip it out right in front of her, bruh bruh
She will not resist. Remember..It's not rape if she enjoys it.

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September 05, 2012 @ 10:03:52 AM
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if u got a big dick(like actually impressive) and got balls, raise ur hand in class and when she points at u climb on ur desk and pull ur pants down. then wink at her. next that will happen is she will tell u u been doin bad and u need extra 1on1 help but u will both kno wut dat mean.


are you 8 years old?
September 05, 2012 @ 10:20:16 AM
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Show her your chorizo!

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September 05, 2012 @ 11:20:10 AM
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First things first, is she wearing a ring? If not, proceed.
Keep in mind, professors usually aren't allowed to date students. Flirt with her every chance you get, especially when you see her one on one. When the semester is over, go see her in her office and thank her for the fun class and all her help, while doing your usual flirting, then ask her to coffee or lunch or something (you're not her student anymore).
I think that's probably your best bet. It won't happen overnight like in a porno. If you pull this off, you win Hypebeast.
September 05, 2012 @ 12:02:32 PM
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Sent her email asking her when she is free for one on one tutoring and help sessions. Said I wanted to work on my accent and that I don't like working around a lot of other people cause I'm shy. Now to wait for what she says back.
September 05, 2012 @ 14:07:13 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
First things first, is she wearing a ring? If not, proceed.
Keep in mind, professors usually aren't allowed to date students. Flirt with her every chance you get, especially when you see her one on one. When the semester is over, go see her in her office and thank her for the fun class and all her help, while doing your usual flirting, then ask her to coffee or lunch or something (you're not her student anymore).
I think that's probably your best bet. It won't happen overnight like in a porno. If you pull this off, you win Hypebeast.

THIS.

Thread got potential.
September 05, 2012 @ 14:11:14 PM
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September 05, 2012 @ 15:47:01 PM
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I wanted to smash my spanish teacher last quarter too. She wasn't the baddest but she wasn't ugly either, but she looked like a fuckin' freak. She was Panamanian/cuban. She would give me these bad looks and wink every once in a while. She was married though, wonder if that would of made a difference.
September 05, 2012 @ 15:53:31 PM
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this sounds straight out of a bangbros scene. you living that life.

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September 05, 2012 @ 20:12:14 PM
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dude i had a hot teacher student as my spanish professora. she was bad. and she gave me a B when i KNOW i didnt deserve that. smokeyface


Most likely graded that lego block head of yours.


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September 05, 2012 @ 21:43:45 PM
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Ask her how she feels about yolo and anal. She probably LOVES anal.
September 05, 2012 @ 22:06:58 PM
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Get us that photo of her doe, bruh bruh
We waiting.

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September 05, 2012 @ 22:10:22 PM
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my dick "rose" just from reading this.
September 05, 2012 @ 22:39:21 PM
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I wanted to smash my spanish teacher last quarter too. She wasn't the baddest but she wasn't ugly either, but she looked like a fuckin' freak. She was Panamanian/cuban. She would give me these bad looks and wink every once in a while. She was married though, wonder if that would of made a difference.


Last year I flirted with my econ professor but she was married. It definitely makes a diference. Damnit, I just want an Indian chick lol.
September 05, 2012 @ 22:49:16 PM
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dude i had a hot teacher student as my spanish professora. she was bad. and she gave me a B when i KNOW i didnt deserve that. smokeyface

cause you should have gotten an A cause your asian

She gave me a B, I gave her a D
September 05, 2012 @ 22:51:52 PM
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Mmm I got sum cute instructors this semester as well. My anatomy prof. is this FINE black chick
September 05, 2012 @ 23:22:09 PM
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She emailed me back saying she doesn't have office hours, but I should talk to her on Tuesday to see what we can do. I'm supposed to have her classes on Fridays also, but she cancelled them because she doesn't believe in night classes before the weekend. She's mad chill and easy going, so Imma just treat her like every other college chick. Damn Tuesday can't come soon enough smokeyface
September 06, 2012 @ 01:08:05 AM
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when class ends just stay in your seat until everyone leaves ahaha
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