Spiders vol. Am i a bitch doe??

August 21, 2012 @ 08:10:03
3 am. Its dark. I see something moving. Turn on the light, BIG ASS WOLF SPIDER. I have to think fast, I'm the only one up. I grab two cans of raid, and a vaccum. I turn on the vaccum to suck it up, it runs, and I abort the mission. I end up waking up my two roomates that have work in the am to kill it. Not sleeping in my room tonight. I'm 18. Am I a bitch though? Totally srs.
August 21, 2012 @ 08:13:07
wolf spider? nigga save yourself
August 21, 2012 @ 08:13:50
aint seen no wolf spider in my life before...i'd prolly wile out if i see one tho them bitches are SCARY

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August 21, 2012 @ 08:17:31
Yeah we live in the fucking woods, those and banana spiders are common as fuck sadly
August 21, 2012 @ 08:31:31
Get some tick/mite spray, kills those thangs.
August 21, 2012 @ 08:32:14

August 21, 2012 @ 09:26:40
Funny story cause last night when i was sleeping i hear some pounding footsteps on my bed and i jump the fuck up heart pounding 3x normal speed and turn on the light, and it's this little ass not even close to being as nasty as a wolf spider spider.So anyways i incarcerate said spider in a jar and throw it outside, but shit kept me awake for a good hour after. Spiders are the fucking worst.
August 21, 2012 @ 09:42:40
fuck spiders. in the UK the spiders are frail as fuck compared to the US, and they still scare the shit outa me
August 21, 2012 @ 10:19:44
Cant say that you got bitch status here son. Fuck Wolf Spiders.
August 21, 2012 @ 16:10:15
u aint a bitch bruh. fuck spiders shit if they had wings I'd be living in my house forever. Spiders + Wings is the scariest thing i can imagine tbh


August 21, 2012 @ 16:20:38
got damn i googled wolf spiders and banana spiders. you must live in the jungle or some shit cuz those spiders are huge b. spiders are my worst enemy..
August 21, 2012 @ 16:21:05
What the fuck man, sounds like when yesterday my roomate came screaming about some BIG ASS WOLF SPIDER. I remember hearing the vaccum like what the fuck could he be vacuuming at 3 in the morning, I walk into the the room, and it's this tiny as fuck little brown bitch of a spider. I stomp that bitch like it's nothin. Kid is such a bitch, I swear. He's 18 for christ's sake.
August 21, 2012 @ 16:22:47
Not a bitch, if i saw a wolf spider in my house id freak out
August 21, 2012 @ 16:36:12
Just googled wolf spider, sprayed Raid on my screen just in case.
August 21, 2012 @ 16:50:26

The poor thing just looks confused.
August 21, 2012 @ 17:15:18
All insects are scary as fuck. I in fact applaud you for attempting to kill it.
August 21, 2012 @ 17:41:21
wolf spiders are soft. they dont even make webs just run around on the carpet

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August 21, 2012 @ 18:06:32
wolf spiders are hella common in CA, they are actually good. they hate humans and they fuck up other spiders haha

Be about it

August 21, 2012 @ 18:19:12
Damn op i feel bad for you man........i wouldn't sleep in the room either...
August 21, 2012 @ 18:36:33
Moskeeters are scarier than spiders b.
August 21, 2012 @ 18:38:22
fuck wolf spiders, one time i killed one with a newspaper only to find out that I killed a mother carrying ~20 baby wolf spiders. i busted out the raid after that and proceeded to go to work
August 21, 2012 @ 18:40:35
hell nah i wouldve done the same shit. spiders are nasty as fuck
August 21, 2012 @ 19:27:22
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o lawd
August 21, 2012 @ 19:31:34
knowing that it could do this id run away

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August 21, 2012 @ 19:45:33
wolf spiders are hella common in CA , they are actually good. they hate humans and they fuck up other spiders haha

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August 21, 2012 @ 19:53:55
Originally posted by Inactive User
Moskeeters are scarier than spiders b.

fuck dem crockaroachers doe
August 21, 2012 @ 20:21:39
anyone ever seen this spider?

saw one for the first time in my backyard this summer smh
August 21, 2012 @ 20:26:51
anyone ever seen this spider?

saw one for the first time in my backyard this summer smh

The fuck

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August 21, 2012 @ 21:03:37
anyone ever seen this spider?

saw one for the first time in my backyard this summer smh


Bout it, Bout it

August 21, 2012 @ 21:07:02
Better burn your house down b
I would


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