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August 22, 2012 @ 05:38 AM
classycreep

Post: 44

Join Date: May 2012

Location: BAY AREA

What do you call 4 Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro Sinkos
Why are a black mans eyes always red after he has sex? From the Mace
What's the first thing a redneck girl says after losing her virginity? Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Why do niggers get hit by cars more on snowy days? They are easier to spot

What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.
.....Wrong Thread?
August 22, 2012 @ 05:39 AM
Kimo 先生

Post: 1896

Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Hawai'i

lmao those dead baby jokes always make me crack up but i don't know why

http://tinyurl.com/3dln5qa

August 22, 2012 @ 05:47 AM
classycreep

Post: 44

Join Date: May 2012

Location: BAY AREA

They're the shit. I got a couple more
How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail its other hand down.
What is worse than a dead baby in the garbage can?
100 dead babies in the garbage can.
What is worse than that?
One is still alive at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
August 22, 2012 @ 05:48 AM
Drigguh

Post: 70

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Seattle, WA

why are black people so fast?
-all the slow ones are in jail

why is stevie wonder always smiling?
-no one told him he's black

why can't stevie wonder read?
-because he's black
August 22, 2012 @ 03:34 PM
thrillmatic

Post: 731

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: KCI & LAX

"I'll make you feel more uncomfortable than the black bitch on the cast of Boy Meets World"

"I only do the Superdome game. Going inbetween the legs makes me feel uncomfortable. White girls, put on your reciever gloves and catch a bomb."

"OBAMA, BIDEN AND HOLDER GOT THE DICE GAME GOIN' BEHIND THE DESK WHERE JFK AND BILL GOT THEY DICKS SUCKED!"

"The Knicks are just salty that the Asian guy played good enough to ask for as much money at Melo, Amare and the rest of James Dolan's slav- err, I meant "players".

"Last time I checked, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is buff now, used to date a pornstar and hosts a gameshow. Sounds like the life of a C-list black celebrity."

"Carmen San Diego is fooling all of you. She's always been hiding in Baja California." (kudos to whoever gets the deeper meaning of this joke that I discovered just as I typed it out)

"If you don't want your daughters to date black men then don't let them watch VH1."

"I miss the days where I was a cute 10-year old black boy and didn't look like a rape suspect."

All original. Feel free to verify and critique.

"Rap in 2012 is basically just a mad dash for people of EVERY human subset to be represented by a rapper." - damnwitless1

August 22, 2012 @ 07:29 PM
illset

Post: 38

Join Date: Mar 2007

Why is a black man's eyes always red after sex?



Because of the mace
August 23, 2012 @ 12:31 AM
classycreep

Post: 44

Join Date: May 2012

Location: BAY AREA

"Carmen San Diego is fooling all of you. She's always been hiding in Baja California." (kudos to whoever gets the deeper meaning of this joke that I discovered just as I typed it out)
"I miss the days where I was a cute 10-year old black boy and didn't look like a rape suspect."

Got the Carmen San Diego thing, but the other one had me rolling
May 22, 2013 @ 06:43 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

Post: 1606

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

BUMP


What do you get when an Asian and a black have a baby?

A car thief who can't drive.


How do you know Noah was a White man?

No blacks could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!


Anyone else notice how the same Asian girl is in every Asian porno?



I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl.

Until I asked her if she had papers, she immediately ran off.



Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid guys... None. The prison Wardens do it


I got arrested for punching a guy at a New Year's Eve party last year. When you hear an Arab counting down from ten...your instincts kick in


Why is sperm white? If it was black, it wouldn't be able to swim
May 22, 2013 @ 03:16 PM
GENERAL DISARRAY

Post: 686

Join Date: Apr 2010

LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
May 22, 2013 @ 03:31 PM
paulyyy94

Post: 42

Join Date: Jul 2012

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May 22, 2013 @ 03:41 PM

Inactive

"no"

- black people
May 22, 2013 @ 03:48 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2268

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Changing up the flow. 
Why shouldn't white men go swimming? 
Cause crackers get soggy when wet 

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? 
The PGA Tour 
May 22, 2013 @ 04:38 PM
drbazing

Post: 366

Join Date: Jan 2013

What's black and long?
-Unemployment line

What's white and long?
-nothing
May 22, 2013 @ 05:16 PM
_______

Post: 806

Join Date: May 2012

May 22, 2013 @ 05:19 PM
deathwish

Post: 169

Join Date: Aug 2012

why does Beyonce sing to the left to the left?

cuz black people have no rights
May 22, 2013 @ 05:24 PM
ToyotaGuy

Post: 2028

Join Date: May 2009

Location: Coyutla, Mexico

What's a Mexican favorite book store?

Boarders
May 22, 2013 @ 05:25 PM
BIGOH

Post: 1025

Join Date: Apr 2012

LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
dead as fuck

WTB NOTHING


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