thrillmatic
Post: 515
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Kansas City/Los Ange...
"I'll make you feel more uncomfortable than the black bitch on the cast of Boy Meets World"
"I only do the Superdome game. Going inbetween the legs makes me feel uncomfortable. White girls, put on your reciever gloves and catch a bomb."
"OBAMA, BIDEN AND HOLDER GOT THE DICE GAME GOIN' BEHIND THE DESK WHERE JFK AND BILL GOT THEY DICKS SUCKED!"
"The Knicks are just salty that the Asian guy played good enough to ask for as much money at Melo, Amare and the rest of James Dolan's slav- err, I meant "players".
"Last time I checked, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is buff now, used to date a pornstar and hosts a gameshow. Sounds like the life of a C-list black celebrity."
"Carmen San Diego is fooling all of you. She's always been hiding in Baja California." (kudos to whoever gets the deeper meaning of this joke that I discovered just as I typed it out)
"If you don't want your daughters to date black men then don't let them watch VH1."
"I miss the days where I was a cute 10-year old black boy and didn't look like a rape suspect."
All original. Feel free to verify and critique.
"Rap in 2012 is basically just a mad dash for people of EVERY human subset to be represented by a rapper." - damnwitless1
