Text this for guaranteed sex Vol. The Movement Begins

August 16, 2012 @ 16:57:08
lol at this guy too.
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: i dont like you like that
you: coming over now

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: im not attracted to you
you: coming over now

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: because i have a boyfriend
you: coming over now

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ur my brother
you: coming over now


Dead! at the last one.
August 16, 2012 @ 17:22:56
@Hndlzzz yo nikka post pics of da shwatys so we can tell hot dey iz boi
August 16, 2012 @ 17:24:46
Damn! ain't got no bitches to text this shit to...aloneforever smh

Oh well, at least I got my cats.
August 16, 2012 @ 17:25:58
Damn! ain't got no bitches to text this shit to...aloneforever smh

Oh well, at least I got my cats.

try it on them. post results.

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August 16, 2012 @ 17:27:15
Damn! ain't got no bitches to text this shit to...aloneforever smh

Oh well, at least I got my cats.

try it on them. post results.


A nigga ain't confident enough b. lol
August 16, 2012 @ 17:28:23
Damn! ain't got no bitches to text this shit to...aloneforever

Oh well, at least I got my cats.


try it on them. post results.



A nigga ain't confident enough b. lol


Lol . . . . . . .

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August 16, 2012 @ 17:57:01
@Hndlzzz yo nikka post pics of da shwatys so we can tell hot dey iz boi

they not hot. and i deleted my FB so finding pics of ppl with basic names is a chore.
first: http://i48.tinypic.com/16ab8za.jpg
second (on right): http://i46.tinypic.com/p0ydf.jpg

and heres another..kinda an L even though i got a # (also, example of basic ass name..find her fb if you can cuz i couldnt)


edit: lol at spammin me tho

hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 17:59:29
she gave the the wink. she wants the D smokeyface smokeyface smokeyface
August 16, 2012 @ 18:01:25

You forgot to censor her number the first time

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

August 16, 2012 @ 18:02:00
So i got a question for you, since we are both attractive how come we haven't had sex?
-Well we never really talked like that, besides, who says i want to? ;)
Comming over now
-No you are not, but maybe another day ;)

Succes in 3 attempts im alright with that smokeyface
August 16, 2012 @ 18:03:01
fuck it

hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 18:21:16
trying this now. LOL
August 16, 2012 @ 18:28:32
dmwalking
Moderator
Excellent thread. LMAO. Entertaining on every page. 10/10 even though the idea came from BB.com.

HB stands for Help Beast. Currently supporting the supportive movement.

August 16, 2012 @ 18:53:19
this thread smokeyface
August 17, 2012 @ 01:46:24
me: hey can i ask you something
her: mhm ofc
me: Are you studying to be an archaeologist?
her: um no. im still undecided
me: oh you should because i have a large bone that needs to be examined.
me: please respond.
her: lolzzz wtf...
me: coming over now
her: lol thats funny (my name)
me: so yes?
her: haha you know i have a bf
me: COMING OVER NOW
me: please respond.

Then I told her i was jk and now shes talking about random things. saying we should talk more. but shes kinda big so yeah...
August 17, 2012 @ 01:47:09
me: hey can i ask you something
her: mhm ofc
me: Are you studying to be an archaeologist?
her: um no. im still undecided
me: oh you should because i have a large bone that needs to be examined.
me: please respond.
her: lolzzz wtf...
me: coming over now
her: lol thats funny (my name)
me: so yes?
her: haha you know i have a bf
me: COMING OVER NOW
me: please respond.

Then I told her i was jk and now shes talking about random things. saying we should talk more. but shes kinda big so yeah...


Don't cave in to texting twice
August 17, 2012 @ 01:47:42
^the double text is never okay.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 17, 2012 @ 01:48:38
^the double text is never okay.

Ruben post more, and the video of you telling your sister..

Shiiit i wanna txt this bitch again, hard not too
August 17, 2012 @ 01:50:08
^the double text is never okay.

Ruben post more, and the video of you telling your sister..

Shiiit i wanna txt this bitch again, hard not too

okay, ill get more pics up in a little.

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August 17, 2012 @ 01:56:33
I feel like I have to keep going now until I succeed. I have to be on Success Stories list

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

August 17, 2012 @ 01:58:32
that denial.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 17, 2012 @ 01:58:39
me: hey can i ask you something
her: mhm ofc
me: Are you studying to be an archaeologist?
her: um no. im still undecided
me: oh you should because i have a large bone that needs to be examined.
me: please respond.
her: lolzzz wtf...
me: coming over now
her: lol thats funny (my name)
me: so yes?
her: haha you know i have a bf
me: COMING OVER NOW
me: please respond.

Then I told her i was jk and now shes talking about random things. saying we should talk more. but shes kinda big so yeah...


Did you really text her "please respond"
Simp to da max
August 17, 2012 @ 02:01:40
More please.. and did you fuck audrey yet?

250TH POST
August 17, 2012 @ 02:02:49
More please.. and did you fuck audrey yet?

250TH POST

you know that was like less than 24 hours ago right? lol

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August 17, 2012 @ 02:04:53
Someone said do the archaeologist one, where you have to say "please respond"
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137899813&page=1
August 17, 2012 @ 02:07:09
^
That boy killin it, right after an apology and the girl is sad and he make his move smokeyface
August 17, 2012 @ 02:15:49
lmao updates with girl 3

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August 17, 2012 @ 02:24:54
Wait Ruben how old are you?
August 17, 2012 @ 02:25:33
rubens comin through with the heat
August 17, 2012 @ 02:25:51
Wait Ruben how old are you?

15, 16 soon. @swerve

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