Text this for guaranteed sex Vol. The Movement Begins

August 16, 2012 @ 05:49:59 AM
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couldnt let this thread die so i tried it on my sister. (bub is her nickname)


you dun goof b now she gonna tell your parents
August 16, 2012 @ 06:00:57 AM
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couldnt let this thread die so i tried it on my sister. (bub is her nickname)


you dun goof b now she gonna tell your parents

she gonna put a lock on her panty drawer now and sleep with the door locked

Ig@rickrossowens

August 16, 2012 @ 06:39:04 AM
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Was no fun at all. Second one is with my friend who's a guy.



August 16, 2012 @ 06:41:24 AM
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couldnt let this thread die so i tried it on my sister. (bub is her nickname)


You shoulda waited for her to reply
August 16, 2012 @ 06:55:22 AM
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You shoulda waited for her to reply

i waited 10 mins lol.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 06:58:26 AM
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You shoulda waited for her to reply

i waited 10 mins lol.

Go talk to her haha
August 16, 2012 @ 07:05:14 AM
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Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:06:25 AM
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and I kept making typos
August 16, 2012 @ 07:18:02 AM
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Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.
Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.
Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.


Tell her to come in your room, record it, camera/webcam facing the wall if you don't want us to see you, and then be like it was a joke..
PLEASE
August 16, 2012 @ 07:21:13 AM
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ruben fuckin up tho LOLL, how the fuck u gon even bring up anything sexual between u and ur sister even as a joke tho smfh

on the real tho, wut if ur sister is lowkey on that incest lifestyle and says yes, u gon smash? smokeyface
August 16, 2012 @ 07:24:19 AM
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no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:28:26 AM
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Me: when can i tap that shit ho?
Her: You already are silly.
Me: Word, stop texting and finger my butt.

Bout it, Bout it

August 16, 2012 @ 07:28:56 AM
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no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..


upload styll it mtie be lulz
August 16, 2012 @ 07:32:09 AM
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ruben fuckin up tho LOLL, how the fuck u gon even bring up anything sexual between u and ur sister even as a joke tho smfh

on the real tho, wut if ur sister is lowkey on that incest lifestyle and says yes, u gon smash? smokeyface
August 16, 2012 @ 07:33:48 AM
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omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:34:25 AM
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no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..


Aye put it up ruben!
I wanna see this shit lol
August 16, 2012 @ 07:37:20 AM
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August 16, 2012 @ 08:01:00 AM
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and I kept making typos


Homeboy texted his homie Sam. Fucking sussboy.
August 16, 2012 @ 08:09:32 AM
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me: hey i hav a question
her: why(shes fucking retarded, its what not why)
me: since were both good lookin, why ahvent we banged yet?
her: Hahah
me: iite im comin over rite now
me: warm that shit up for me
her: Lol stop
me: im not at a stop sigh tho
me: the light is greem rite now
me: wuts ur address again?
her: Wat
me: ur address so we can get it on tonite
me: quick girl
her: Bye
me: ur missin out
me: leavin me with fukin blue balls
her: Burr sad
me: its not nice
me: god put u on this earth to have sex wit me
me: ur basically saying "fuck u god, i wont help further the human race by reproducing with this male that was made to ur image"
me: ur sinnin bruh
August 16, 2012 @ 08:23:49 AM
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since youre using "bruh" im assuming its a dude

www.headhunterla.com

August 16, 2012 @ 13:50:13 PM
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dear mother of god.... you niggas found pandora's box. somebody insert meme with stick figure lowering his sunglasses with stern look on his face.

August 16, 2012 @ 14:17:00 PM
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this shit lol. i got nine saved. heres one...but there were other texts like "when you gonna let me clap dem cheeks" and "i know uve been mirin me"

btw she calls me ex bf cuz its an inside joke...

hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 14:21:23 PM
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Played like a true G. I see you hndlz smokeyface
August 16, 2012 @ 14:22:53 PM
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shit heres another..i might post up some of the fails cuz they were funny


edit: idk how to make these bigger but just open in a new tab

and BPR you already know smokeyface

hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 14:45:28 PM
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Me, i have a question

Him, wat

Me Since were so attractive why haven't we banged yet

him i gone post this on my wall to show everyone

me I'm coming now

it was a joke
August 16, 2012 @ 16:37:52 PM
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lmfao
August 16, 2012 @ 16:41:33 PM
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Tell her you've never came from a blow job. Also someone post the archeologist thing from misc
August 16, 2012 @ 16:50:56 PM
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hndlz with the smooth moves smokeyface

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August 16, 2012 @ 16:53:03 PM
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success on hndlz part. add to list of happyness.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

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