August 16, 2012 @ 06:39 AM
encore818

Post: 614

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Cali

Was no fun at all. Second one is with my friend who's a guy.



August 16, 2012 @ 06:41 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1613

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

couldnt let this thread die so i tried it on my sister. (bub is her nickname)


You shoulda waited for her to reply

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

August 16, 2012 @ 06:55 AM
omfgruben

Post: 804

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Bay Area....


You shoulda waited for her to reply

i waited 10 mins lol.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 06:58 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1613

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central


You shoulda waited for her to reply

i waited 10 mins lol.

Go talk to her haha

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

August 16, 2012 @ 07:05 AM
omfgruben

Post: 804

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Bay Area....

Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:06 AM
theradiohero

Post: 3

Join Date: Jul 2012


and I kept making typos
August 16, 2012 @ 07:18 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1613

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.
Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.
Follow ups on my texts.
1st: Nothing.
2nd: Will fuck when comes back to cali
3rd: Will fuck when gets off period
Sister: Lifetime awkwardness

Overall Mission accomplished.


Tell her to come in your room, record it, camera/webcam facing the wall if you don't want us to see you, and then be like it was a joke..
PLEASE

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

August 16, 2012 @ 07:21 AM
lonerwithaboner

suspended

Post: 54

Join Date: Aug 2012

ruben fuckin up tho LOLL, how the fuck u gon even bring up anything sexual between u and ur sister even as a joke tho smfh

on the real tho, wut if ur sister is lowkey on that incest lifestyle and says yes, u gon smash? cool
August 16, 2012 @ 07:24 AM
omfgruben

Post: 804

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Bay Area....

no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:28 AM
AGar

Post: 440

Join Date: May 2012

Location: SoCal

Me: when can i tap that shit ho?
Her: You already are silly.
Me: Word, stop texting and finger my butt.

Bout it, Bout it

August 16, 2012 @ 07:28 AM
lonerwithaboner

suspended

Post: 54

Join Date: Aug 2012

no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..


upload styll it mtie be lulz
August 16, 2012 @ 07:32 AM
Jollibee.

Post: 2176

Join Date: Apr 2012

ruben fuckin up tho LOLL, how the fuck u gon even bring up anything sexual between u and ur sister even as a joke tho smfh

on the real tho, wut if ur sister is lowkey on that incest lifestyle and says yes, u gon smash? cool
August 16, 2012 @ 07:33 AM
omfgruben

Post: 804

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Bay Area....

  . . . . . . . . . . . . 

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 07:34 AM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1613

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

no way lol. im not bout that lyfe. and i took the vid and she said she knew i was kidding, nothing exiting. ill up if you want..


Aye put it up ruben!
I wanna see this shit lol

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

August 16, 2012 @ 07:37 AM
Berserker

Post: 1260

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: .Hack//Fragment


***Self Made Scammer*** Shout outs to cheyaaa

August 16, 2012 @ 08:01 AM
KevinsThatDude

Post: 1089

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: 818


and I kept making typos


Homeboy texted his homie Sam. Fucking sussboy.
August 16, 2012 @ 08:09 AM
lonerwithaboner

suspended

Post: 54

Join Date: Aug 2012

me: hey i hav a question
her: why(shes fucking retarded, its what not why)
me: since were both good lookin, why ahvent we banged yet?
her: Hahah
me: iite im comin over rite now
me: warm that shit up for me
her: Lol stop
me: im not at a stop sigh tho
me: the light is greem rite now
me: wuts ur address again?
her: Wat
me: ur address so we can get it on tonite
me: quick girl
her: Bye
me: ur missin out
me: leavin me with fukin blue balls
her: Burr sad
me: its not nice
me: god put u on this earth to have sex wit me
me: ur basically saying "fuck u god, i wont help further the human race by reproducing with this male that was made to ur image"
me: ur sinnin bruh
August 16, 2012 @ 08:23 AM
ndrew

Post: 1938

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: socal

since youre using "bruh" im assuming its a dude

www.headhunterla.com

August 16, 2012 @ 01:50 PM
MF CHEUNG

Post: 1111

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: Canada

dear mother of god.... you niggas found pandora's box. somebody insert meme with stick figure lowering his sunglasses with stern look on his face.

August 16, 2012 @ 02:17 PM
hndlz

Post: 1743

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Miami, FL

this shit lol. i got nine saved. heres one...but there were other texts like "when you gonna let me clap dem cheeks" and "i know uve been mirin me"

btw she calls me ex bf cuz its an inside joke...
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hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 02:21 PM
$$$$$

Post: 1776

Join Date: May 2011

Location: NY

Played like a true G. I see you hndlz cool
August 16, 2012 @ 02:22 PM
hndlz

Post: 1743

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: Miami, FL

shit heres another..i might post up some of the fails cuz they were funny


edit: idk how to make these bigger but just open in a new tab

and BPR you already know cool

hndlz.tumblr.com

August 16, 2012 @ 02:45 PM
noteworthy

suspended

Post: 196

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: Yass

Me, i have a question

Him, wat

Me Since were so attractive why haven't we banged yet

him i gone post this on my wall to show everyone

me I'm coming now


it was a joke
August 16, 2012 @ 04:37 PM
realignant

Post: 1644

Join Date: Jan 2007

lmfao
August 16, 2012 @ 04:41 PM
xdylanx

Post: 346

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Miami

Tell her you've never came from a blow job. Also someone post the archeologist thing from misc
August 16, 2012 @ 04:50 PM
ndrew

Post: 1938

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: socal

hndlz with the smooth moves cool

www.headhunterla.com

August 16, 2012 @ 04:53 PM
omfgruben

Post: 804

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Bay Area....

success on hndlz part. add to list of happyness.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

August 16, 2012 @ 04:57 PM
totalespionage

Post: 1703

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

lol at this guy too.
you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: i dont like you like that
you: coming over now



you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: im not attracted to you
you: coming over now



you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: because i have a boyfriend
you: coming over now




you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ur my brother
you: coming over now


Dead! at the last one.
August 16, 2012 @ 05:22 PM
TruthOnly

Post: 304

Join Date: Jun 2011

@Hndlzzz yo nikka post pics of da shwatys so we can tell hot dey iz boi
August 16, 2012 @ 05:24 PM
totalespionage

Post: 1703

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: DMV

Damn! ain't got no bitches to text this shit to...aloneforever sad

Oh well, at least I got my cats.

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