Text this for guaranteed sex Vol. The Movement Begins

Aug 23, 2012 @ 23:33
This thread is jokes.
Aug 24, 2012 @ 02:00
i just tried this and got rejected by my own girlfriend, 0/10 would not do again


Thats funny cause I just tried it on your girlfriend also, 10/10 will do it again.


#win

/thread

Fatality.. Flawless victory.
Aug 27, 2012 @ 06:36
So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill blushing
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:00
What the fuck did ya'll get me into. I was doin this shit for lulz and did it with this black bitch i had class with last semester. I've never fucked with a black bitch but this shit had me rollin so i sent it.



Then i woke up to this shit. Oh and she called me the next day sayin what happened blah blah. And i just got off work and was tired so i said "if we bout to fuck there's some rules. 1. i ain't eatin the box 2. you bout to suck me up 3. i ain't kissin you" then she hung up and sent me that "how bout no sex" shit



Then i saw her at school today and she told me i was an asshole blah blah and she walked away and i saw that dat ass was fat and sent this



But this bitch highkey dark so idk
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:06
pics bruh
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:34
some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? smokeyface
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:50
some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? smokeyface

u try waaay too hard b just stop
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:04
u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:



Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:10
i cant belive this fucknigga @kidsmooves tried to come at me tho. who the fuck r u? bet my life u dun even have bitches to try this on. ur prolly uncircumcised too, bitch.

#PrettyDickGang
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:14
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:26
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:03
u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:





Stutter game is point doe, your sweaty fingers be slippin' all over the keyboard. Nice try
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:31
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


*dead*

Instagram: @esoJlaziR

Aug 29, 2012 @ 23:10
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.

You made a thread about how you want to lose ur virginity. Log off.

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

Aug 30, 2012 @ 03:42
So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill blushing
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)


your best friend tho b? cooooole world.
Apr 29, 2013 @ 05:59
Bump. This shit might have worked, I will post results.
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:46
Fucken killed me. 
Apr 29, 2013 @ 22:07
Ya'll need to screenshot if your gonna try this.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

Apr 30, 2013 @ 03:27
m:Since were so attractive why haven't we banged yet 
h: cause you're not attractive

Apr 30, 2013 @ 18:40
this thread is setting us all up for failure. get ready to get screenshotted and turned into another internet thirst god.

I got it, dripping like water.

Apr 30, 2013 @ 18:47
Originally posted by Inactive User
this the last pic i have of me. hairs cut now. #frailgang


@b-low_brown @shockar



Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you




Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin



U ugly bruh
you looking like the coldest bitch on HB with this one.

I got it, dripping like water.

Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:18




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2sNh0CHDTM
Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:26
smhsmhsmhsmhsmh:|smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:53
Apr 30, 2013 @ 20:33



damn, hows brittany gonna be so cold

be careful what you pretend to be

Apr 30, 2013 @ 21:14
Would try again.
Apr 30, 2013 @ 23:11

hansum is 4ever

Apr 30, 2013 @ 23:58
rezmo 

Why brittany so mad doe?
May 01, 2013 @ 00:04
Windows phone cant screenshot, but
H: Sent me a picture
M:I would tap that...
H:Whose stopping you?
M:Well we are both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?
H:This is a problem....
M:?
H:We are both attractive, and haven't banged yet... whats your solution?
M:Well im not sure, but I think if I came over we could figure one out, what time?
H:Like 5:30?

But alas, your boi is a bitch and did nothing to follow this up.
May 01, 2013 @ 00:07
these are way more fun when these bitches get mad than if they play along smokeyface
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