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August 23, 2012 @ 11:33 PM
tomo.

Post: 689

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: London

This thread is jokes.
August 24, 2012 @ 02:00 AM
a12en

Post: 107

Join Date: Jul 2012

i just tried this and got rejected by my own girlfriend, 0/10 would not do again


Thats funny cause I just tried it on your girlfriend also, 10/10 will do it again.


#win

/thread

Fatality.. Flawless victory.
August 27, 2012 @ 06:36 AM
Mr.JayunoS

Post: 146

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: Wa

So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill smile
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)
August 29, 2012 @ 04:00 AM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

What the fuck did ya'll get me into. I was doin this shit for lulz and did it with this black bitch i had class with last semester. I've never fucked with a black bitch but this shit had me rollin so i sent it.



Then i woke up to this shit. Oh and she called me the next day sayin what happened blah blah. And i just got off work and was tired so i said "if we bout to fuck there's some rules. 1. i ain't eatin the box 2. you bout to suck me up 3. i ain't kissin you" then she hung up and sent me that "how bout no sex" shit



Then i saw her at school today and she told me i was an asshole blah blah and she walked away and i saw that dat ass was fat and sent this



But this bitch highkey dark so idk
August 29, 2012 @ 04:06 AM
Glock Lesnar

Post: 202

Join Date: Jul 2012

pics bruh
August 29, 2012 @ 04:34 AM
kingzeek

Post: 456

Join Date: Jul 2012

some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? cool
August 29, 2012 @ 04:50 AM
kidsmooves

Post: 285

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: US

some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? cool

u try waaay too hard b just stop
August 29, 2012 @ 03:04 PM
kingzeek

Post: 456

Join Date: Jul 2012


u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:



August 29, 2012 @ 03:10 PM
kingzeek

Post: 456

Join Date: Jul 2012

i cant belive this fucknigga @kidsmooves tried to come at me tho. who the fuck r u? bet my life u dun even have bitches to try this on. ur prolly uncircumcised too, bitch.

#PrettyDickGang
August 29, 2012 @ 03:14 PM
plutos

Post: 35

Join Date: Aug 2012

Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga
August 29, 2012 @ 03:26 PM
kingzeek

Post: 456

Join Date: Jul 2012

Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.
August 29, 2012 @ 04:03 PM
jaeyoung

Post: 1033

Join Date: Mar 2011


u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:





Stutter game is point doe, your sweaty fingers be slippin' all over the keyboard. Nice try
August 29, 2012 @ 04:31 PM
YoungRizal

Post: 3851

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Sauga...905

Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


*dead*

FS - Supreme Nupste, WTAPS Parasmock ETC

August 29, 2012 @ 11:10 PM
♥♥♥♥☮☮☮☮☮♥♥♥♥♥⚐⚑☺☺☺

Post: 1610

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Pretty boy central

Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.

You made a thread about how you want to lose ur virginity. Log off.

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

August 30, 2012 @ 03:42 AM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill smile
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)


your best friend tho b? cooooole world.
April 29, 2013 @ 05:59 AM
Swerve.

Post: 475

Join Date: May 2012

Bump. This shit might have worked, I will post results.
April 29, 2013 @ 03:46 PM
Mr_Chukes

Post: 2389

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: California

Fucken killed me. 
April 29, 2013 @ 10:07 PM
Glo'bito

Post: 1794

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Chiraq

Ya'll need to screenshot if your gonna try this.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

April 30, 2013 @ 03:27 AM
putanginamo

Post: 177

Join Date: Apr 2013

Location: toronto

m:Since were so attractive why haven't we banged yet 
h: cause you're not attractive


@acronymjutsu

April 30, 2013 @ 06:40 PM
AndeNYC

Post: 112

Join Date: Jan 2013

this thread is setting us all up for failure. get ready to get screenshotted and turned into another internet thirst god.

I got it, dripping like water.

April 30, 2013 @ 06:47 PM
AndeNYC

Post: 112

Join Date: Jan 2013

this the last pic i have of me. hairs cut now. #frailgang


@b-low_brown @shockar



Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you




Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin



U ugly bruh
you looking like the coldest bitch on HB with this one.

I got it, dripping like water.

April 30, 2013 @ 07:18 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1120

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell





April 30, 2013 @ 07:26 PM
PERFECT WHITE MALE

Post: 1120

Join Date: May 2011

Location: hell

sadsadsadsadsadconfusedcoolcoolcoolcool
April 30, 2013 @ 07:53 PM
truuuchainz

Post: 614

Join Date: Jul 2012

April 30, 2013 @ 08:33 PM
rabbitman

Post: 1521

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: north america





damn, hows brittany gonna be so cold

be careful what you pretend to be

April 30, 2013 @ 09:14 PM
rezmo.

Post: 247

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: California.

Would try again.

Another bottle in the brain.

April 30, 2013 @ 11:11 PM
veryrareandbased

Post: 2720

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake be at


#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

April 30, 2013 @ 11:58 PM
Don Francisco

Post: 836

Join Date: Jun 2012

rezmo 

Why brittany so mad doe?
May 1, 2013 @ 12:04 AM
Swerve.

Post: 475

Join Date: May 2012

Windows phone cant screenshot, but
H: Sent me a picture
M:I would tap that...
H:Whose stopping you?
M:Well we are both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?
H:This is a problem....
M:?
H:We are both attractive, and haven't banged yet... whats your solution?
M:Well im not sure, but I think if I came over we could figure one out, what time?
H:Like 5:30?

But alas, your boi is a bitch and did nothing to follow this up.
May 1, 2013 @ 12:07 AM
Pantic

Post: 3825

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

these are way more fun when these bitches get mad than if they play along cool

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