Text this for guaranteed sex Vol. The Movement Begins

Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:06
pics bruh
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:34
some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? smokeyface
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:50
some random hoe i kno


some bitch i added a while ago, shes friend wit my boy. we talked a bit before.



success? smokeyface

u try waaay too hard b just stop
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:04
u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:



Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:10
i cant belive this fucknigga @kidsmooves tried to come at me tho. who the fuck r u? bet my life u dun even have bitches to try this on. ur prolly uncircumcised too, bitch.

#PrettyDickGang
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:14
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga
Aug 29, 2012 @ 15:26
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:03
u try waaay too hard b just stop


nigga stfu.

man fuck imgr, i forgot u cant post pics wit that shit. reupped pics:





Stutter game is point doe, your sweaty fingers be slippin' all over the keyboard. Nice try
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:31
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


*dead*

Instagram: @esoJlaziR

Aug 29, 2012 @ 23:10
Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga


1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.

2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.

You made a thread about how you want to lose ur virginity. Log off.

https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---

Aug 30, 2012 @ 03:42
So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill blushing
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)


your best friend tho b? cooooole world.
Apr 29, 2013 @ 05:59
Bump. This shit might have worked, I will post results.
Apr 29, 2013 @ 15:46
Fucken killed me. 
Apr 29, 2013 @ 22:07
Ya'll need to screenshot if your gonna try this.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

Apr 30, 2013 @ 03:27
m:Since were so attractive why haven't we banged yet 
h: cause you're not attractive

Apr 30, 2013 @ 18:40
this thread is setting us all up for failure. get ready to get screenshotted and turned into another internet thirst god.

I got it, dripping like water.

Apr 30, 2013 @ 18:47
Originally posted by Inactive User



Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you




Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin



U ugly bruh
you looking like the coldest bitch on HB with this one.

I got it, dripping like water.

Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:18




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2sNh0CHDTM
Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:26
smhsmhsmhsmhsmh:|smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
Apr 30, 2013 @ 19:53
Apr 30, 2013 @ 20:33



damn, hows brittany gonna be so cold

be careful what you pretend to be

Apr 30, 2013 @ 21:14
Would try again.
Apr 30, 2013 @ 23:11

hansum is 4ever

Apr 30, 2013 @ 23:58
rezmo 

Why brittany so mad doe?
May 01, 2013 @ 00:04
Windows phone cant screenshot, but
H: Sent me a picture
M:I would tap that...
H:Whose stopping you?
M:Well we are both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?
H:This is a problem....
M:?
H:We are both attractive, and haven't banged yet... whats your solution?
M:Well im not sure, but I think if I came over we could figure one out, what time?
H:Like 5:30?

But alas, your boi is a bitch and did nothing to follow this up.
May 01, 2013 @ 00:07
these are way more fun when these bitches get mad than if they play along smokeyface
May 01, 2013 @ 00:12



THIS NIGGA REALLY HITEM WITH THE BOB SAGET MEME 
salaam won

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

May 01, 2013 @ 00:28
Originally posted by Inactive User
rezmo 

Why brittany so mad doe?
lmao shit no idea. i haven't chilled with her in a minute so i figured i would just ask cause this thread bumped and i was high as fokk, but she just got really pissed off must have been pms dawg she sent me a few more messages even after didn't answer once mane playse with that im not that type of girl virgin shit blah blah blah imma text her mom next.
May 01, 2013 @ 00:31

be careful what you pretend to be

May 01, 2013 @ 00:37
Windows phone cant screenshot, but
H: Sent me a picture
M:I would tap that...
H:Whose stopping you?
M:Well we are both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?
H:This is a problem....
M:?
H:We are both attractive, and haven't banged yet... whats your solution?
M:Well im not sure, but I think if I came over we could figure one out, what time?
H:Like 5:30?

But alas, your boi is a bitch and did nothing to follow this up.
lol you dropped a solid line ("Well im not sure...") then couldnt follow up? smh, yall cant crack under pressure 

Let me see those downvotes

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