Bitches take you as a joke fam ol' friendzone ass nigga
1.u dun know hows the texture of pussy.
2.ur dumb if u dun think im creating humans to our image wit one of em.
https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami https://soundcloud.com/tobiokami/okami-tobiokami MY MUSIC---
So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female
m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.
(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)
h:Sorry my phone broke last night.
h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?
M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.
(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)
m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill
(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)
h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.
John Stockton on these niggas.
(3,265 career steals)
“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”
I got it, dripping like water.
you looking like the coldest bitch on HB with this one.Originally posted by Inactive User
Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you
Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin
U ugly bruh
I got it, dripping like water.
hansum is 4ever
lmao shit no idea. i haven't chilled with her in a minute so i figured i would just ask cause this thread bumped and i was high as fokk, but she just got really pissed off must have been pms dawg she sent me a few more messages even after didn't answer once mane playse with that im not that type of girl virgin shit blah blah blah imma text her mom next.Originally posted by Inactive Userrezmo
Why brittany so mad doe?
lol you dropped a solid line ("Well im not sure...") then couldnt follow up? smh, yall cant crack under pressureWindows phone cant screenshot, but
H: Sent me a picture
M:I would tap that...
H:Whose stopping you?
M:Well we are both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?
H:This is a problem....
H:We are both attractive, and haven't banged yet... whats your solution?
M:Well im not sure, but I think if I came over we could figure one out, what time?
But alas, your boi is a bitch and did nothing to follow this up.
Let me see those downvotes