Text this for guaranteed sex Vol. The Movement Begins

Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:04
Originally posted by Inactive User
Been tried dat

what happened? all madness broke loose?

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:53
Originally posted by Inactive User
Been tried dat

what happened? all madness broke loose?


Only niggas that knew they ain't ugly posted pics

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:54
this the last pic i have of me. hairs cut now. #frailgang

@b-low_brown @shockar


I dont see it did u remove it?
or is that u with the afro

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:55
That's him with the sunglasses

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:55
smokeyface...

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

Aug 22, 2012 @ 00:56
@shockar no afro fuckboy isnt me. refresh or something or quote the original post and go to the link.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:00
@shockar no afro fuckboy isnt me. refresh or something or quote the original post and go to the link.


Dat #Cutenohomo

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:01
Originally posted by Inactive User
this the last pic i have of me. hairs cut now. #frailgang

@b-low_brown @shockar


Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you



Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin


U ugly bruh

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:01
@shockar no afro fuckboy isnt me. refresh or something or quote the original post and go to the link.


Dat #Cutenohomo

smokeyface blushing
edit: smh

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:02

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:02
change ur profile picture on facebook ruben

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:05
change ur profile picture on facebook ruben

i dont go on it. i only do it to sell things. ill just delete the picture actually.

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:25
Me: Warm as fuck today, im not even wearing clothes and still the heat is killing me.
Her: Yeah! Im not wearing anything either and it's still tooo warm.
Me: So completely unrelated, i have a proposal for you
Her: Yeah?
Me: Yeah you know, since we are both attractive i've decided to let you have my body.
Her: hahahaha, you are so sleazy :D
Me: I'm comming over now.
Her: Haha, the door is locked ;)

Damn i've been wanting to fuck this one for a couple months, finna keep trying till she cops a restraining order.
Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:27
damn pantic come through with the greatest opening though real talk.

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:32
Me: Warm as fuck today, im not even wearing clothes and still the heat is killing me.
Her: Good asshole, you deserve to burn!
Me: So completely unrelated, i have a proposal for you
Her: What do you want, why are you texting me...
Me: Yeah you know, since we are both attractive i've decided to let you have my body.
Her: You are so creepy!
Me: I'm comming over now.
Her: Please stop, youre scaring me!


Damn i've been wanting to rape this one for a couple years, finna keep trying even though she has a restraining order.

I read ''but she still has a restraining order''
So.. I decided to change it...
Kind of want to do this with other ones, im bored.

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 01:59
i just tried this and got rejected by my own girlfriend, 0/10 would not do again

i love u all

Aug 22, 2012 @ 02:29
Thats funny cause I just tried it on your girlfriend also, 10/10 will do it again.
Aug 22, 2012 @ 02:39
I don't think this will work on black chicks
Aug 22, 2012 @ 05:27
Originally posted by Inactive User
this the last pic i have of me. hairs cut now. #frailgang

@b-low_brown @shockar


Jack mushroom lookin ass nigga I see you



Young nigga pullin more hoes than some of the 20+ year old dudes on here so I ain't even hatin


I see that resemblance though

Me: Warm as fuck today, im not even wearing clothes and still the heat is killing me.
Her: Yeah! Im not wearing anything either and it's still tooo warm.
Me: So completely unrelated, i have a proposal for you
Her: Yeah?
Me: Yeah you know, since we are both attractive i've decided to let you have my body.
Her: hahahaha, you are so sleazy :D
Me: I'm comming over now.
Her: Haha, the door is locked ;)

Damn i've been wanting to fuck this one for a couple months, finna keep trying till she cops a restraining order.


She didn't say no, and she called you sleazy meaning she's DTF but doesn't wanna seem easy
Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:06
edit:

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:08
Okay now if you don't go over you're a punk

Don't disappoint the pussy the first time, fuck up future opportunities

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:12
he ain't bout dat life. he gonna flake
Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:18
ruben lemme school ya it ain't ya talk game it's ya stroke game, make sure you knock da bitch down, after that shes hooked and you got her in the palm of your hands
Aug 22, 2012 @ 17:53
ruben lemme school ya it ain't ya talk game it's ya stroke game, make sure you knock da bitch down, after that shes hooked and you got her in the palm of your hands


Real talk. There have been a few girls that were playing hard af to get till I ate dat pussy & got in balls deep. Then I could tell er to get me some food & they'll be like "gimme 10 minutes"

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Aug 22, 2012 @ 23:09
Originally posted by Inactive User
Okay now if you don't go over you're a punk

Don't disappoint the pussy the first time, fuck up future opportunities
he ain't bout dat life. he gonna flake


Naw hitting dat on Friday smokeyface

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Aug 23, 2012 @ 00:59
Originally posted by Inactive User
ruben lemme school ya it ain't ya talk game it's ya stroke game, make sure you knock da bitch down, after that shes hooked and you got her in the palm of your hands



Real talk. There have been a few girls that were playing hard af to get till I ate dat pussy & got in balls deep. Then I could tell me to get me some food & they'll be like "gimme 10 minutes"

omfgruben is back. HB 2012 Rookie of the year. (Buddy Omar Approved)

Aug 23, 2012 @ 23:33
This thread is jokes.
Aug 24, 2012 @ 02:00
i just tried this and got rejected by my own girlfriend, 0/10 would not do again


Thats funny cause I just tried it on your girlfriend also, 10/10 will do it again.


#win

/thread

Fatality.. Flawless victory.
Aug 27, 2012 @ 06:36
So the backstory on the female i hit up with this one is old homie was tryin to kill em so she kickd it every now n then. ended up seein her at a function bout a month back n shes talkin bout how it's been a minute we should chill. just said fersure gave her my number, hit her kickd it one time n blew with her n her homegirl. hits me again to kick it ended up sayin i was busy n thats that. two weeks later were at last night n after seeing the thread had to see if their were any Reggie Millers sittin on the bench. heres how the convo went with this female

m: Ay what's up
h: In Arizona lol
m: oh fersure, real west is where is at NW weather is playin games right now. i just had a question thou
h: ask away
m: Since were both good looking why havnt we fckd yet?
h: Because it's more than looks and i'm still hooking up with your best friend....
m: We don't even kick it anymore im doing my own thing and yea your right that just the initial reasoning.

(doesn't respond for the rest of the night so i just call it a wrap and take the L come next morning thou she hit me with)

h:Sorry my phone broke last night.

(smh pls)

h:why don't you guys kick it anymore?

M:we started doin our own thing hes bout that dungeon life n im making moves. now that's no longer a roadblock whats good wit you i figured you were tryin to do more then just kick it.
h: what do you mean dungeon life vs making moves? and in all honesty I'm just trying to figure myself out. I'm not into hooking up or a relationship and I really need to cut ties off with (other nigga), ya know? Lately, i'm just into chilling and getting to know people.

(classic "i'm not a hoe" line. knew I had one foot in and out the cudi just depended on how i played the next one)

m: damn idk you were tryin to cut ties with him like that. im just tryin to chill n get to know people too. so we should chill

(this is coming from the same nigga who straight up asked "why havn't we fucked yet" just last night)

h: idk it's like not healthy for me and it's getting annoying. But yes!!! I definitely wanna chill blushing
m: haha fersure lets make it happen when you come back.

John Stockton on these niggas.



(3,265 career steals)
Aug 29, 2012 @ 04:00
What the fuck did ya'll get me into. I was doin this shit for lulz and did it with this black bitch i had class with last semester. I've never fucked with a black bitch but this shit had me rollin so i sent it.



Then i woke up to this shit. Oh and she called me the next day sayin what happened blah blah. And i just got off work and was tired so i said "if we bout to fuck there's some rules. 1. i ain't eatin the box 2. you bout to suck me up 3. i ain't kissin you" then she hung up and sent me that "how bout no sex" shit



Then i saw her at school today and she told me i was an asshole blah blah and she walked away and i saw that dat ass was fat and sent this



But this bitch highkey dark so idk
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